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I have just been conned into hosting a Gayfest Celebration Party

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    Dalek Dave
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    Every year our family have a tradition of gathering to watch the Eurovision Song Contest. We do so not out of national pride or the thrill of competition, simply so we can get drunk and take the piss out of Johnny Foreigner and his ridiculous Style/Fashion/Language etc. (We are not racist, we take the piss out of the UK entrants too!) It is something we have done for 20 odd years. It should be at my Sister's house this year, but she has to work on this particular Saturday and and cried off and instead begged me to play host. Grudgingly I acquiesced to her request. So Beer, Cider, Wine, Spirits, Aperitifs and some grindage and commons will have to be provided for about 30 people. Cheers one and all. I shall get a pile of booze in and order in Pie and Chips from the local chippy. That should keep them happy.

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      Every year our family have a tradition of gathering to watch the Eurovision Song Contest. We do so not out of national pride or the thrill of competition, simply so we can get drunk and take the piss out of Johnny Foreigner and his ridiculous Style/Fashion/Language etc. (We are not racist, we take the piss out of the UK entrants too!) It is something we have done for 20 odd years. It should be at my Sister's house this year, but she has to work on this particular Saturday and and cried off and instead begged me to play host. Grudgingly I acquiesced to her request. So Beer, Cider, Wine, Spirits, Aperitifs and some grindage and commons will have to be provided for about 30 people. Cheers one and all. I shall get a pile of booze in and order in Pie and Chips from the local chippy. That should keep them happy.

      --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^]

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      OriginalGriff
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      If you ask Nagy really, really nicely, he might be able to help you there...

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        If you ask Nagy really, really nicely, he might be able to help you there...

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        What, we can have it at his house? Brilliant.

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          Every year our family have a tradition of gathering to watch the Eurovision Song Contest. We do so not out of national pride or the thrill of competition, simply so we can get drunk and take the piss out of Johnny Foreigner and his ridiculous Style/Fashion/Language etc. (We are not racist, we take the piss out of the UK entrants too!) It is something we have done for 20 odd years. It should be at my Sister's house this year, but she has to work on this particular Saturday and and cried off and instead begged me to play host. Grudgingly I acquiesced to her request. So Beer, Cider, Wine, Spirits, Aperitifs and some grindage and commons will have to be provided for about 30 people. Cheers one and all. I shall get a pile of booze in and order in Pie and Chips from the local chippy. That should keep them happy.

          --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^]

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          Why, thank you for inviting us all. We will need the address.

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Every year our family have a tradition of gathering to watch the Eurovision Song Contest. We do so not out of national pride or the thrill of competition, simply so we can get drunk and take the piss out of Johnny Foreigner and his ridiculous Style/Fashion/Language etc. (We are not racist, we take the piss out of the UK entrants too!) It is something we have done for 20 odd years. It should be at my Sister's house this year, but she has to work on this particular Saturday and and cried off and instead begged me to play host. Grudgingly I acquiesced to her request. So Beer, Cider, Wine, Spirits, Aperitifs and some grindage and commons will have to be provided for about 30 people. Cheers one and all. I shall get a pile of booze in and order in Pie and Chips from the local chippy. That should keep them happy.

            --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^]

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            Johnny J
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            simply so we can get drunk

            What other reason could one have? :doh:

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              What, we can have it at his house? Brilliant.

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              Well, he won't be working so he'll have plenty of time to set up and clean up afterwards! :laugh:

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                If you ask Nagy really, really nicely, he might be able to help you there...

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                I'm sure the Dalek Clan are capable of drinking him dry, but if you think he needs the help...

                Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                  I'm sure the Dalek Clan are capable of drinking him dry, but if you think he needs the help...

                  Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                  Better to be safe than sorry - he'd never live it down if there was any booze left after a night of bleurghovision song listening...

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                    Better to be safe than sorry - he'd never live it down if there was any booze left after a night of bleurghovision song listening...

                    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    I don't remember a lot of the details of my evenings having a sup with Dave if that's any help.

                    Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                      I don't remember a lot of the details of my evenings having a sup with Dave if that's any help.

                      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      That would be a definite help in hosting a evening of bleurghovision...I wouldn't want to remember any of it either.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Every year our family have a tradition of gathering to watch the Eurovision Song Contest. We do so not out of national pride or the thrill of competition, simply so we can get drunk and take the piss out of Johnny Foreigner and his ridiculous Style/Fashion/Language etc. (We are not racist, we take the piss out of the UK entrants too!) It is something we have done for 20 odd years. It should be at my Sister's house this year, but she has to work on this particular Saturday and and cried off and instead begged me to play host. Grudgingly I acquiesced to her request. So Beer, Cider, Wine, Spirits, Aperitifs and some grindage and commons will have to be provided for about 30 people. Cheers one and all. I shall get a pile of booze in and order in Pie and Chips from the local chippy. That should keep them happy.

                        --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^]

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                        Worried Brown Eyes
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                        I remember one of my early visits to a sadly now defunct local. We walked in one Saturday evening, and Eurovision was on the TV - WTF? Then the judging started - and so did the gambling - it was 20p per judging round & £1 for the overall winner. Winner takes the pot in each case, first shout first served on the countries. They no longer do this now it's a pricey Italin restaurant :( Regards, Stewart

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          Every year our family have a tradition of gathering to watch the Eurovision Song Contest. We do so not out of national pride or the thrill of competition, simply so we can get drunk and take the piss out of Johnny Foreigner and his ridiculous Style/Fashion/Language etc. (We are not racist, we take the piss out of the UK entrants too!) It is something we have done for 20 odd years. It should be at my Sister's house this year, but she has to work on this particular Saturday and and cried off and instead begged me to play host. Grudgingly I acquiesced to her request. So Beer, Cider, Wine, Spirits, Aperitifs and some grindage and commons will have to be provided for about 30 people. Cheers one and all. I shall get a pile of booze in and order in Pie and Chips from the local chippy. That should keep them happy.

                          --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^]

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                          Be sure to celebrate some classics from the past. Consider this your Warm Up Act[^]

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                            Every year our family have a tradition of gathering to watch the Eurovision Song Contest. We do so not out of national pride or the thrill of competition, simply so we can get drunk and take the piss out of Johnny Foreigner and his ridiculous Style/Fashion/Language etc. (We are not racist, we take the piss out of the UK entrants too!) It is something we have done for 20 odd years. It should be at my Sister's house this year, but she has to work on this particular Saturday and and cried off and instead begged me to play host. Grudgingly I acquiesced to her request. So Beer, Cider, Wine, Spirits, Aperitifs and some grindage and commons will have to be provided for about 30 people. Cheers one and all. I shall get a pile of booze in and order in Pie and Chips from the local chippy. That should keep them happy.

                            --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^]

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                            Does Terry still do the commentary in the UK?

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                              Does Terry still do the commentary in the UK?

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                              No - he retired a couple of years ago. We now have to put up with Graham Norton


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