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  • N NormDroid

    How to program long range missiles.

    Software Kinetics - Dependable Software news

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    That's the Democratic Peoples Republic. The vanilla Republic is the one everyone supports (except Sarah Palin, who thinks the US is allied with the one with the funny hats)

    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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    • M Mark_Wallace

      Well, I was going to say the Welsh, but that's such common knowledge that it's not worth restating.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      I have a very long memory...

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      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        - Trying to access an uninitialised Java variable will result in a null-pointer exception -- or worse, if you try to access it with a crowbar. - Oracle sucks. - VB is a perfectly good language, but everyone hates it. Kinda like the French, except they're not good. - Cows are for dinner, dogs are for something else (unless I'm really hungry). - If you leave one clock at the top of a mountain, and another at the bottom, they will not keep time with each other. Computers are far better at this, in that they don't need the mountain. - If God were a woman, there wouldn't be any spiders. Is that enough to be going on with?

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        :laugh: :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

        Veni, vidi, vici.

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          I have a very long memory...

          The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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          Isn't there something you can do about it? Drugs? Hypnotism? I'd go to the ends of the Earth to forget it, if I were Welsh. How about surgery? If your memory's too long, can't they chop a bit out and join the ends back together? But some things will never change: The Scots hate the English, the English hate the Welsh, the Welsh hate everybody, and the Irish hate each other. It's pretty clear that the UK was used as the template for the European Union.

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            I have a very long memory...

            The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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            Dalek Dave
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            And a very short...?

            --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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            • M Mark_Wallace

              Isn't there something you can do about it? Drugs? Hypnotism? I'd go to the ends of the Earth to forget it, if I were Welsh. How about surgery? If your memory's too long, can't they chop a bit out and join the ends back together? But some things will never change: The Scots hate the English, the English hate the Welsh, the Welsh hate everybody, and the Irish hate each other. It's pretty clear that the UK was used as the template for the European Union.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              Mark_Wallace wrote:

              If your memory's too long, can't they chop a bit out and join the ends back together?

              They tried that, but I remembered going through potty training next week, so I had to have it reversed.

              The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • D Dalek Dave

                And a very short...?

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                Temper?

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                • N NormDroid

                  How to program long range missiles.

                  Software Kinetics - Dependable Software news

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                  Suvabrata Roy 0
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                  ;P http://missiles.ulitzer.com/[^]

                  Life is all about share and care... public class Life : ICareable,IShareable { // implements yours... }

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    And a very short...?

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                    Attention sp...

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    • M Mark_Wallace

                      Isn't there something you can do about it? Drugs? Hypnotism? I'd go to the ends of the Earth to forget it, if I were Welsh. How about surgery? If your memory's too long, can't they chop a bit out and join the ends back together? But some things will never change: The Scots hate the English, the English hate the Welsh, the Welsh hate everybody, and the Irish hate each other. It's pretty clear that the UK was used as the template for the European Union.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      Erik Rude
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                      Mark_Wallace wrote:

                      I'd go to the ends of the Earth to forget it, if I were Welsh.

                      Wouldn't be a long trip if you were in Wales when you started

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                      • E EvaN_Kim

                        Hi, I'm EvaN I'm from Republic of Korea. and department of computer engineering young san university student. so I need more information. See Ya & Have a nice day~

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                        Information[^]

                        ".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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                        • E EvaN_Kim

                          Hi, I'm EvaN I'm from Republic of Korea. and department of computer engineering young san university student. so I need more information. See Ya & Have a nice day~

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                          wizardzz
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                          Which side of the 38th parallel north are you on?

                          Twits[^]

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