I'm Officially Embarrassed
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My 16 year old son just called out for me to come and kill a cockroach for him. I told him to faarrrkkkk off so his Mum went it did it for him. What a Big Girls Blouse. It's another 18 months till he finishes school and he's ~170cm tall and 76kg in weight. When I finished high school I was 188cm tall and only 66kg in weight. He should be bench pressing trucks by comparison. Faarrrkkkking Gen Y, useless as tits on a bull.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
who raised him in the first place ? :rolleyes:
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who raised him in the first place ? :rolleyes:
V. wrote:
who raised him in the first place ? :rolleyes:
I blame his wog Mum and Grandmother. All wog boys are spoilt mummy's boys and they are and were around him a shitload more than I was. He don't like me in comparison cause I make him do everything himself.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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V. wrote:
who raised him in the first place ? :rolleyes:
I blame his wog Mum and Grandmother. All wog boys are spoilt mummy's boys and they are and were around him a shitload more than I was. He don't like me in comparison cause I make him do everything himself.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
I know how culturally sensitive you are so it might be just worth leaving this here[^], as that has a very different connotation in the UK.
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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My 16 year old son just called out for me to come and kill a cockroach for him. I told him to faarrrkkkk off so his Mum went it did it for him. What a Big Girls Blouse. It's another 18 months till he finishes school and he's ~170cm tall and 76kg in weight. When I finished high school I was 188cm tall and only 66kg in weight. He should be bench pressing trucks by comparison. Faarrrkkkking Gen Y, useless as tits on a bull.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Welcome sir, to the Campaign of Realists for Abortion Postnatal! We believe that the legal age of abortion should be raised to 873 weeks after conception, so you get a good idea what they will be like before you commit yourself. :-D
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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Welcome sir, to the Campaign of Realists for Abortion Postnatal! We believe that the legal age of abortion should be raised to 873 weeks after conception, so you get a good idea what they will be like before you commit yourself. :-D
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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I know how culturally sensitive you are so it might be just worth leaving this here[^], as that has a very different connotation in the UK.
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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You've misunderstood my purpose. The post was directed at UKians (note the difference in use between the UK and Australia) didn't want MM to get down votes/abuse reports for a word that isn't considered that bad where he is from. It'd be like downvoting a Merkin for using the term fanny-pack. Every UKian just let out a titter at the phrase fanny-pack. And again.
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
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To be fair, at 16 years in the commitment has been made. It's time to start examining the parents at that point. :laugh:
I dunno - have you seen teenage boys?
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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You've misunderstood my purpose. The post was directed at UKians (note the difference in use between the UK and Australia) didn't want MM to get down votes/abuse reports for a word that isn't considered that bad where he is from. It'd be like downvoting a Merkin for using the term fanny-pack. Every UKian just let out a titter at the phrase fanny-pack. And again.
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
Fnuerk! Snarrfle! He said "tit-ter"! Fnuerk, fnuerk!
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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You've misunderstood my purpose. The post was directed at UKians (note the difference in use between the UK and Australia) didn't want MM to get down votes/abuse reports for a word that isn't considered that bad where he is from. It'd be like downvoting a Merkin for using the term fanny-pack. Every UKian just let out a titter at the phrase fanny-pack. And again.
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
I wasn't attacking you. I was just making a joke. You provided an education link which was an excellent response. For my part, I never have understood the whole racism thing. I'll grant you I've hated people for ridiculous reasons but hating someone based on skin color is an utter mystery to me. Because of that I've a tendency to see racial differences as entertaining and fun. The nicknames for certain racial groups crack me up and I only wish there were some really good ones for white people - I've yet to hear one that is even mildly offensive - it's just so unfair. At some point people have to realize that what someone says reveals more about the speaker than the object of the insult. <-- once you realize that, all insults become a window into what is really going on. Regarding race, the thing I understand the least is the supposed slam against black people and eating chicken. I never liked chicken until I lived in the south for a few years - my favorite meal to this day is some Cajun fried chicken with biscuits and some dirty rice. I'd take that over a steak, over lobster, over just about anything. So insults based on liking really good food - totally lost on me.
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I dunno - have you seen teenage boys?
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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My 16 year old son just called out for me to come and kill a cockroach for him. I told him to faarrrkkkk off so his Mum went it did it for him. What a Big Girls Blouse. It's another 18 months till he finishes school and he's ~170cm tall and 76kg in weight. When I finished high school I was 188cm tall and only 66kg in weight. He should be bench pressing trucks by comparison. Faarrrkkkking Gen Y, useless as tits on a bull.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Take it easy. It's not just your boy. Times have changed, it's now the era of the recreants and milquetoasts. All we can do is watch the last of men as they were originally designed fade away (or burn down if they'll "have the balls"). :idea: Have a solid drink to ease the effect.
Never underestimate the difference you can make in the lives of others.
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I have two teenage daughters. My property is infested with teenage boys. In fact, in my opinion, if you want lots of sons just have a couple of daughters.
You know what they say: "If you've got one of those, you can have as many of them as you want."
MehGerbil wrote:
My property is infested with teenage boys.
See what I mean about the campaign now? If it was legal to abort them yourself...ahhhhh! :laugh: It could be thought of as Pest Control!
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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My 16 year old son just called out for me to come and kill a cockroach for him. I told him to faarrrkkkk off so his Mum went it did it for him. What a Big Girls Blouse. It's another 18 months till he finishes school and he's ~170cm tall and 76kg in weight. When I finished high school I was 188cm tall and only 66kg in weight. He should be bench pressing trucks by comparison. Faarrrkkkking Gen Y, useless as tits on a bull.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
useless as tits on a bull.
I'm going to have to steal that one sometime. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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You know what they say: "If you've got one of those, you can have as many of them as you want."
MehGerbil wrote:
My property is infested with teenage boys.
See what I mean about the campaign now? If it was legal to abort them yourself...ahhhhh! :laugh: It could be thought of as Pest Control!
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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You've misunderstood my purpose. The post was directed at UKians (note the difference in use between the UK and Australia) didn't want MM to get down votes/abuse reports for a word that isn't considered that bad where he is from. It'd be like downvoting a Merkin for using the term fanny-pack. Every UKian just let out a titter at the phrase fanny-pack. And again.
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
Cripes I was in Scotty-land a few years back ... and a friend of mine at work wears a kilt on occasion ... mostly because he is a jackass American who fancies himself pure Irish and plays the bodhrán .... he is tons of fun to be around ... but anywho while I was in Edinburgh I stopped in a tourist shop thinking it would be fun to get him a cheap sporran (I know what it's called now). At the time I didn't know the correct term so I went up to the counter and asked the "wee lassie" if they had any cheap fanny-packs! My English and Irish buddies were forcibly removed from the shop for pissing themselves! :rolleyes:
The environment that nurtures creative programmers kills management and marketing types - and vice versa. - Orson Scott Card
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I wasn't attacking you. I was just making a joke. You provided an education link which was an excellent response. For my part, I never have understood the whole racism thing. I'll grant you I've hated people for ridiculous reasons but hating someone based on skin color is an utter mystery to me. Because of that I've a tendency to see racial differences as entertaining and fun. The nicknames for certain racial groups crack me up and I only wish there were some really good ones for white people - I've yet to hear one that is even mildly offensive - it's just so unfair. At some point people have to realize that what someone says reveals more about the speaker than the object of the insult. <-- once you realize that, all insults become a window into what is really going on. Regarding race, the thing I understand the least is the supposed slam against black people and eating chicken. I never liked chicken until I lived in the south for a few years - my favorite meal to this day is some Cajun fried chicken with biscuits and some dirty rice. I'd take that over a steak, over lobster, over just about anything. So insults based on liking really good food - totally lost on me.
MehGerbil wrote:
the thing I understand the least is the supposed slam against black people and eating chicken.
But you at least understand the watermelon thing, right? :laugh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I had one of my daughter's boyfriends scared of me for quite some time. I gave him the "the only reason I don't bury you is because I don't like manual labor" vibe going on.
Shoulda given him one of these... Clickety[^] :laugh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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My 16 year old son just called out for me to come and kill a cockroach for him. I told him to faarrrkkkk off so his Mum went it did it for him. What a Big Girls Blouse. It's another 18 months till he finishes school and he's ~170cm tall and 76kg in weight. When I finished high school I was 188cm tall and only 66kg in weight. He should be bench pressing trucks by comparison. Faarrrkkkking Gen Y, useless as tits on a bull.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
