I'm Officially Embarrassed
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I had one of my daughter's boyfriends scared of me for quite some time. I gave him the "the only reason I don't bury you is because I don't like manual labor" vibe going on.
Shoulda given him one of these... Clickety[^] :laugh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Take it easy. It's not just your boy. Times have changed, it's now the era of the recreants and milquetoasts. All we can do is watch the last of men as they were originally designed fade away (or burn down if they'll "have the balls"). :idea: Have a solid drink to ease the effect.
Never underestimate the difference you can make in the lives of others.
Edo Tzumer wrote:
it's now the era of the recreants and milquetoasts.
Yep. And it is a shame that we can't beat the shit outta them, just because anyone who can't kill a cokroach theirself (and is below 12 years old) is a shame and should be jailed in a room full of cokroaches. *Note: I am 19, so I am probably allowed to say that :^) .
**Marco Bertschi
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My 16 year old son just called out for me to come and kill a cockroach for him. I told him to faarrrkkkk off so his Mum went it did it for him. What a Big Girls Blouse. It's another 18 months till he finishes school and he's ~170cm tall and 76kg in weight. When I finished high school I was 188cm tall and only 66kg in weight. He should be bench pressing trucks by comparison. Faarrrkkkking Gen Y, useless as tits on a bull.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Took the boy (10 years old) out fishing this weekend, a bug flew by and the boy let out a scream like his mom would have done, I hung my head in shame.
Was it at least a big, scary bug? :-\
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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My 16 year old son just called out for me to come and kill a cockroach for him. I told him to faarrrkkkk off so his Mum went it did it for him. What a Big Girls Blouse. It's another 18 months till he finishes school and he's ~170cm tall and 76kg in weight. When I finished high school I was 188cm tall and only 66kg in weight. He should be bench pressing trucks by comparison. Faarrrkkkking Gen Y, useless as tits on a bull.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Their is a Saturday night live sketch about a pill they offer for your woes. At work so I can't search it for you.
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Was it at least a big, scary bug? :-\
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Their is a Saturday night live sketch about a pill they offer for your woes. At work so I can't search it for you.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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My 16 year old son just called out for me to come and kill a cockroach for him. I told him to faarrrkkkk off so his Mum went it did it for him. What a Big Girls Blouse. It's another 18 months till he finishes school and he's ~170cm tall and 76kg in weight. When I finished high school I was 188cm tall and only 66kg in weight. He should be bench pressing trucks by comparison. Faarrrkkkking Gen Y, useless as tits on a bull.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Mark Twain on raising boys: "Close them in a barrel and feed them through the bung hole. At age eighteen comes the momentous decision on whether or not to put in the bung."
It's well known that if all the cat videos and porn disappeared from the internet there would be only one site left and it would be called whereareallthecatvideosandporn.com
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MehGerbil wrote:
the thing I understand the least is the supposed slam against black people and eating chicken.
But you at least understand the watermelon thing, right? :laugh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Edo Tzumer wrote:
it's now the era of the recreants and milquetoasts.
Yep. And it is a shame that we can't beat the shit outta them, just because anyone who can't kill a cokroach theirself (and is below 12 years old) is a shame and should be jailed in a room full of cokroaches. *Note: I am 19, so I am probably allowed to say that :^) .
**Marco Bertschi
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Edo Tzumer wrote:
it's now the era of the recreants and milquetoasts.
Yep. And it is a shame that we can't beat the shit outta them, just because anyone who can't kill a cokroach theirself (and is below 12 years old) is a shame and should be jailed in a room full of cokroaches. *Note: I am 19, so I am probably allowed to say that :^) .
**Marco Bertschi
Marco Bertschi wrote:
I am 19
Crikey!! I've got shirts older than you!! :laugh: :laugh:
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