I'm Officially Embarrassed
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My 16 year old son just called out for me to come and kill a cockroach for him. I told him to faarrrkkkk off so his Mum went it did it for him. What a Big Girls Blouse. It's another 18 months till he finishes school and he's ~170cm tall and 76kg in weight. When I finished high school I was 188cm tall and only 66kg in weight. He should be bench pressing trucks by comparison. Faarrrkkkking Gen Y, useless as tits on a bull.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Michael Martin wrote:
useless as tits on a bull.
I'm going to have to steal that one sometime. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.
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You know what they say: "If you've got one of those, you can have as many of them as you want."
MehGerbil wrote:
My property is infested with teenage boys.
See what I mean about the campaign now? If it was legal to abort them yourself...ahhhhh! :laugh: It could be thought of as Pest Control!
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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You've misunderstood my purpose. The post was directed at UKians (note the difference in use between the UK and Australia) didn't want MM to get down votes/abuse reports for a word that isn't considered that bad where he is from. It'd be like downvoting a Merkin for using the term fanny-pack. Every UKian just let out a titter at the phrase fanny-pack. And again.
“Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)
Cripes I was in Scotty-land a few years back ... and a friend of mine at work wears a kilt on occasion ... mostly because he is a jackass American who fancies himself pure Irish and plays the bodhrán .... he is tons of fun to be around ... but anywho while I was in Edinburgh I stopped in a tourist shop thinking it would be fun to get him a cheap sporran (I know what it's called now). At the time I didn't know the correct term so I went up to the counter and asked the "wee lassie" if they had any cheap fanny-packs! My English and Irish buddies were forcibly removed from the shop for pissing themselves! :rolleyes:
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I wasn't attacking you. I was just making a joke. You provided an education link which was an excellent response. For my part, I never have understood the whole racism thing. I'll grant you I've hated people for ridiculous reasons but hating someone based on skin color is an utter mystery to me. Because of that I've a tendency to see racial differences as entertaining and fun. The nicknames for certain racial groups crack me up and I only wish there were some really good ones for white people - I've yet to hear one that is even mildly offensive - it's just so unfair. At some point people have to realize that what someone says reveals more about the speaker than the object of the insult. <-- once you realize that, all insults become a window into what is really going on. Regarding race, the thing I understand the least is the supposed slam against black people and eating chicken. I never liked chicken until I lived in the south for a few years - my favorite meal to this day is some Cajun fried chicken with biscuits and some dirty rice. I'd take that over a steak, over lobster, over just about anything. So insults based on liking really good food - totally lost on me.
MehGerbil wrote:
the thing I understand the least is the supposed slam against black people and eating chicken.
But you at least understand the watermelon thing, right? :laugh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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I had one of my daughter's boyfriends scared of me for quite some time. I gave him the "the only reason I don't bury you is because I don't like manual labor" vibe going on.
Shoulda given him one of these... Clickety[^] :laugh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Take it easy. It's not just your boy. Times have changed, it's now the era of the recreants and milquetoasts. All we can do is watch the last of men as they were originally designed fade away (or burn down if they'll "have the balls"). :idea: Have a solid drink to ease the effect.
Never underestimate the difference you can make in the lives of others.
Edo Tzumer wrote:
it's now the era of the recreants and milquetoasts.
Yep. And it is a shame that we can't beat the shit outta them, just because anyone who can't kill a cokroach theirself (and is below 12 years old) is a shame and should be jailed in a room full of cokroaches. *Note: I am 19, so I am probably allowed to say that :^) .
**Marco Bertschi
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My 16 year old son just called out for me to come and kill a cockroach for him. I told him to faarrrkkkk off so his Mum went it did it for him. What a Big Girls Blouse. It's another 18 months till he finishes school and he's ~170cm tall and 76kg in weight. When I finished high school I was 188cm tall and only 66kg in weight. He should be bench pressing trucks by comparison. Faarrrkkkking Gen Y, useless as tits on a bull.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
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Took the boy (10 years old) out fishing this weekend, a bug flew by and the boy let out a scream like his mom would have done, I hung my head in shame.
Was it at least a big, scary bug? :-\
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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My 16 year old son just called out for me to come and kill a cockroach for him. I told him to faarrrkkkk off so his Mum went it did it for him. What a Big Girls Blouse. It's another 18 months till he finishes school and he's ~170cm tall and 76kg in weight. When I finished high school I was 188cm tall and only 66kg in weight. He should be bench pressing trucks by comparison. Faarrrkkkking Gen Y, useless as tits on a bull.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Their is a Saturday night live sketch about a pill they offer for your woes. At work so I can't search it for you.
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Was it at least a big, scary bug? :-\
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Their is a Saturday night live sketch about a pill they offer for your woes. At work so I can't search it for you.
Need custom software developed? I do custom programming based primarily on MS tools with an emphasis on C# development and consulting. "And they, since they Were not the one dead, turned to their affairs" -- Robert Frost "All users always want Excel" --Ennis Lynch
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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My 16 year old son just called out for me to come and kill a cockroach for him. I told him to faarrrkkkk off so his Mum went it did it for him. What a Big Girls Blouse. It's another 18 months till he finishes school and he's ~170cm tall and 76kg in weight. When I finished high school I was 188cm tall and only 66kg in weight. He should be bench pressing trucks by comparison. Faarrrkkkking Gen Y, useless as tits on a bull.
Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004
Mark Twain on raising boys: "Close them in a barrel and feed them through the bung hole. At age eighteen comes the momentous decision on whether or not to put in the bung."
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MehGerbil wrote:
the thing I understand the least is the supposed slam against black people and eating chicken.
But you at least understand the watermelon thing, right? :laugh:
The United States invariably does the right thing, after having exhausted every other alternative. -Winston Churchill America is the only country that went from barbarism to decadence without civilization in between. -Oscar Wilde Wow, even the French showed a little more spine than that before they got their sh*t pushed in.[^] -Colin Mullikin
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Edo Tzumer wrote:
it's now the era of the recreants and milquetoasts.
Yep. And it is a shame that we can't beat the shit outta them, just because anyone who can't kill a cokroach theirself (and is below 12 years old) is a shame and should be jailed in a room full of cokroaches. *Note: I am 19, so I am probably allowed to say that :^) .
**Marco Bertschi
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Edo Tzumer wrote:
it's now the era of the recreants and milquetoasts.
Yep. And it is a shame that we can't beat the shit outta them, just because anyone who can't kill a cokroach theirself (and is below 12 years old) is a shame and should be jailed in a room full of cokroaches. *Note: I am 19, so I am probably allowed to say that :^) .
**Marco Bertschi
Marco Bertschi wrote:
I am 19
Crikey!! I've got shirts older than you!! :laugh: :laugh:
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