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  • N Nagy Vilmos

    Her Wifeness was up at Westminster yesterday, she was lobbying meeting a bunch of thieving bastards MP to talk about international policy and shit. She commented on how badly dressed a lot of the people at the Abbey where. Except ER and DOE - they always get top marks - and Princess William doesn't look that big considering her state.

    Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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    If Liz turned up in a bin bag, she'd still look smart - she has that confidence and bearing. Mrs Williamness has a month yet, and can afford seriously talented maternity clothes designers (I'm betting she doesn't shop in MotherCare in Llandudno) :laugh:

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      If Liz turned up in a bin bag, she'd still look smart - she has that confidence and bearing. Mrs Williamness has a month yet, and can afford seriously talented maternity clothes designers (I'm betting she doesn't shop in MotherCare in Llandudno) :laugh:

      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      OriginalGriff wrote:

      MotherCare in Llandudno

      Isn't that the same as Toys'R'us anywhere else?

      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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      • S Septimus Hedgehog

        Cromwell had the right idea. However, rolling forward through the years how would we cope with the parliamentary scandal associated with Chief Minister For Warts? I worked with a bloke from a previous firm's Paris office who had a distant connection to some duchy of some kind in France. He lamented the loss of his "inheritance" because of the revolution. Charlie Boy will make a good "king". As a role model he's as good as it gets, namely an adulterer. Suspicions are he was dipping his wick in Camel Face's trench while servicing Diana's Fiesta at the same time. Mind you, she was rumoured to have decanted James Hewitt's claret bottle over several years. ;)

        If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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        Dalek Dave
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        PHS241 wrote:

        Cromwell had the right idea

        What, starving out the Irish and murdering tens of thousands of them, removing historic rights, having a standing militia doling out rough justice without recourse to the courts, banning Christmas, introducing Martial Law, massive tax hikes to pay for his personally controlled NMA, fought for years to get rid of the Royals and the right of inherited power then put his son in charge as the second Lord Protector, and tried to impose his hyper puritanical ways on this ocuntry? But yeah, he had the right idea.

        --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          Personally I'd like to see the job miss out Charles III and William V and go directly to Henry IX. Party on dudes! Party on!

          Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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          Rick Wakeman can compose the music and call it "The Six Concubines Of Henry IX". BTW, o' on urf is bleedin' 'Enry IX when e's at 'ome?

          If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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            PHS241 wrote:

            Cromwell had the right idea

            What, starving out the Irish and murdering tens of thousands of them, removing historic rights, having a standing militia doling out rough justice without recourse to the courts, banning Christmas, introducing Martial Law, massive tax hikes to pay for his personally controlled NMA, fought for years to get rid of the Royals and the right of inherited power then put his son in charge as the second Lord Protector, and tried to impose his hyper puritanical ways on this ocuntry? But yeah, he had the right idea.

            --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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            Septimus Hedgehog
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            Apart from that he was probably a decent bloke to go out clubbing with.

            If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              OriginalGriff wrote:

              MotherCare in Llandudno

              Isn't that the same as Toys'R'us anywhere else?

              Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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              Did they buy each other or something? I admit I don't go in either...

              The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                PHS241 wrote:

                Cromwell had the right idea

                What, starving out the Irish and murdering tens of thousands of them, removing historic rights, having a standing militia doling out rough justice without recourse to the courts, banning Christmas, introducing Martial Law, massive tax hikes to pay for his personally controlled NMA, fought for years to get rid of the Royals and the right of inherited power then put his son in charge as the second Lord Protector, and tried to impose his hyper puritanical ways on this ocuntry? But yeah, he had the right idea.

                --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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                OriginalGriff
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                Sounds like a normal tory to me... :laugh:

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                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                • S Septimus Hedgehog

                  Rick Wakeman can compose the music and call it "The Six Concubines Of Henry IX". BTW, o' on urf is bleedin' 'Enry IX when e's at 'ome?

                  If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  Chaz's throw-back second son.

                  Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    Did they buy each other or something? I admit I don't go in either...

                    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    I weas thinking more the demographics of their target shoppers - 12-16 year old girls.

                    Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      I weas thinking more the demographics of their target shoppers - 12-16 year old girls.

                      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                      "Whooooosh!" as it went right over my head... :doh:

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                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Sounds like a normal tory to me... :laugh:

                        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                        Dalek Dave
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                        He was a Trot! He hated the Tories. Remember what he did to the King?

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                        • D Dalek Dave

                          He was a Trot! He hated the Tories. Remember what he did to the King?

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                          Pete OHanlon
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                          Dalek Dave wrote:

                          Remember what he did to the King?

                          He did something to Elvis? :omg:

                          I was brought up to respect my elders. I don't respect many people nowadays.
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                            He was a Trot! He hated the Tories. Remember what he did to the King?

                            --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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                            Septimus Hedgehog
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                            Dalek Dave wrote:

                            Remember what he did to the King?

                            But which one? This[^] one or this[^] one?

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              PHS241 wrote:

                              Cromwell had the right idea

                              What, starving out the Irish and murdering tens of thousands of them, removing historic rights, having a standing militia doling out rough justice without recourse to the courts, banning Christmas, introducing Martial Law, massive tax hikes to pay for his personally controlled NMA, fought for years to get rid of the Royals and the right of inherited power then put his son in charge as the second Lord Protector, and tried to impose his hyper puritanical ways on this ocuntry? But yeah, he had the right idea.

                              --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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                              Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                              To be fair Dave, he only had a go at the Irish to stop them raiding Wales. A fact conviently forgotton by the Irish oh and he was a damn good general but it would seem that putting Generals in charge of countries is never a good idea

                              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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