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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    She does indeed. It will be a sad day for the Monarchy when Charlie Boy takes over. And possibly the beginning of Britain (what's left of it by then) becoming a republic instead of a constitutional monarchy. The idea of a "President of Britain" doesn't appeal much, what the the current crop of political lightweights we have at the moment - but if the choice is Charlie and Camel Face Partly Bald, then...

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    Septimus Hedgehog
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    Cromwell had the right idea. However, rolling forward through the years how would we cope with the parliamentary scandal associated with Chief Minister For Warts? I worked with a bloke from a previous firm's Paris office who had a distant connection to some duchy of some kind in France. He lamented the loss of his "inheritance" because of the revolution. Charlie Boy will make a good "king". As a role model he's as good as it gets, namely an adulterer. Suspicions are he was dipping his wick in Camel Face's trench while servicing Diana's Fiesta at the same time. Mind you, she was rumoured to have decanted James Hewitt's claret bottle over several years. ;)

    If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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      Cromwell had the right idea. However, rolling forward through the years how would we cope with the parliamentary scandal associated with Chief Minister For Warts? I worked with a bloke from a previous firm's Paris office who had a distant connection to some duchy of some kind in France. He lamented the loss of his "inheritance" because of the revolution. Charlie Boy will make a good "king". As a role model he's as good as it gets, namely an adulterer. Suspicions are he was dipping his wick in Camel Face's trench while servicing Diana's Fiesta at the same time. Mind you, she was rumoured to have decanted James Hewitt's claret bottle over several years. ;)

      If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      Personally I'd like to see the job miss out Charles III and William V and go directly to Henry IX. Party on dudes! Party on!

      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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        Her Wifeness was up at Westminster yesterday, she was lobbying meeting a bunch of thieving bastards MP to talk about international policy and shit. She commented on how badly dressed a lot of the people at the Abbey where. Except ER and DOE - they always get top marks - and Princess William doesn't look that big considering her state.

        Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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        OriginalGriff
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        If Liz turned up in a bin bag, she'd still look smart - she has that confidence and bearing. Mrs Williamness has a month yet, and can afford seriously talented maternity clothes designers (I'm betting she doesn't shop in MotherCare in Llandudno) :laugh:

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          If Liz turned up in a bin bag, she'd still look smart - she has that confidence and bearing. Mrs Williamness has a month yet, and can afford seriously talented maternity clothes designers (I'm betting she doesn't shop in MotherCare in Llandudno) :laugh:

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          Nagy Vilmos
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          OriginalGriff wrote:

          MotherCare in Llandudno

          Isn't that the same as Toys'R'us anywhere else?

          Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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            Cromwell had the right idea. However, rolling forward through the years how would we cope with the parliamentary scandal associated with Chief Minister For Warts? I worked with a bloke from a previous firm's Paris office who had a distant connection to some duchy of some kind in France. He lamented the loss of his "inheritance" because of the revolution. Charlie Boy will make a good "king". As a role model he's as good as it gets, namely an adulterer. Suspicions are he was dipping his wick in Camel Face's trench while servicing Diana's Fiesta at the same time. Mind you, she was rumoured to have decanted James Hewitt's claret bottle over several years. ;)

            If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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            Dalek Dave
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            PHS241 wrote:

            Cromwell had the right idea

            What, starving out the Irish and murdering tens of thousands of them, removing historic rights, having a standing militia doling out rough justice without recourse to the courts, banning Christmas, introducing Martial Law, massive tax hikes to pay for his personally controlled NMA, fought for years to get rid of the Royals and the right of inherited power then put his son in charge as the second Lord Protector, and tried to impose his hyper puritanical ways on this ocuntry? But yeah, he had the right idea.

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              Personally I'd like to see the job miss out Charles III and William V and go directly to Henry IX. Party on dudes! Party on!

              Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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              Septimus Hedgehog
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              Rick Wakeman can compose the music and call it "The Six Concubines Of Henry IX". BTW, o' on urf is bleedin' 'Enry IX when e's at 'ome?

              If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                PHS241 wrote:

                Cromwell had the right idea

                What, starving out the Irish and murdering tens of thousands of them, removing historic rights, having a standing militia doling out rough justice without recourse to the courts, banning Christmas, introducing Martial Law, massive tax hikes to pay for his personally controlled NMA, fought for years to get rid of the Royals and the right of inherited power then put his son in charge as the second Lord Protector, and tried to impose his hyper puritanical ways on this ocuntry? But yeah, he had the right idea.

                --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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                Septimus Hedgehog
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                Apart from that he was probably a decent bloke to go out clubbing with.

                If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                  MotherCare in Llandudno

                  Isn't that the same as Toys'R'us anywhere else?

                  Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Did they buy each other or something? I admit I don't go in either...

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                    PHS241 wrote:

                    Cromwell had the right idea

                    What, starving out the Irish and murdering tens of thousands of them, removing historic rights, having a standing militia doling out rough justice without recourse to the courts, banning Christmas, introducing Martial Law, massive tax hikes to pay for his personally controlled NMA, fought for years to get rid of the Royals and the right of inherited power then put his son in charge as the second Lord Protector, and tried to impose his hyper puritanical ways on this ocuntry? But yeah, he had the right idea.

                    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Sounds like a normal tory to me... :laugh:

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                      Rick Wakeman can compose the music and call it "The Six Concubines Of Henry IX". BTW, o' on urf is bleedin' 'Enry IX when e's at 'ome?

                      If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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                      Nagy Vilmos
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                      Chaz's throw-back second son.

                      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Did they buy each other or something? I admit I don't go in either...

                        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        I weas thinking more the demographics of their target shoppers - 12-16 year old girls.

                        Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                          I weas thinking more the demographics of their target shoppers - 12-16 year old girls.

                          Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          "Whooooosh!" as it went right over my head... :doh:

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Sounds like a normal tory to me... :laugh:

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                            Dalek Dave
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                            He was a Trot! He hated the Tories. Remember what he did to the King?

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                              He was a Trot! He hated the Tories. Remember what he did to the King?

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                              Pete OHanlon
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                              Dalek Dave wrote:

                              Remember what he did to the King?

                              He did something to Elvis? :omg:

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                                He was a Trot! He hated the Tories. Remember what he did to the King?

                                --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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                                Septimus Hedgehog
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                                Dalek Dave wrote:

                                Remember what he did to the King?

                                But which one? This[^] one or this[^] one?

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                                  PHS241 wrote:

                                  Cromwell had the right idea

                                  What, starving out the Irish and murdering tens of thousands of them, removing historic rights, having a standing militia doling out rough justice without recourse to the courts, banning Christmas, introducing Martial Law, massive tax hikes to pay for his personally controlled NMA, fought for years to get rid of the Royals and the right of inherited power then put his son in charge as the second Lord Protector, and tried to impose his hyper puritanical ways on this ocuntry? But yeah, he had the right idea.

                                  --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?

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                                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                  To be fair Dave, he only had a go at the Irish to stop them raiding Wales. A fact conviently forgotton by the Irish oh and he was a damn good general but it would seem that putting Generals in charge of countries is never a good idea

                                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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