185 Clowns Walk Into a Funeral Parlor

Andrew Rissing

Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

R Giskard Reventlov

But we all speak perfect English!!!

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Lost User

Andrew Rissing wrote:

Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz.

185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor.
The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."
185 clowns say "..."

Faarrrkkkk Orf!

Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

snorkie

"Let me guess, you're juggling too many things right now..."

wizardzz

Andrew Rissing wrote:

Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz.

You could have just asked. Didn't know you guys missed it. You have my blessing on this one.

Twits[^]

Corporal Agarn

But we need only one coffin.

S Houghtelin

You should have replied in this way 185 CPians log in into a online forum. The CPians write, "Where's the 185 of the day?." 1 Wizradzz writes "You could have just asked. Didn't know you guys missed it."

It was broke, so I fixed it.

wizardzz

185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "That's okay. We just want to know if he died,... from a gag?" [I'm a little rusty]

Twits[^]

wizardzz

185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "Oops, I guess we're in the wrong nightmare."

Twits[^]

David Knechtges

185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "But we're already covered in makeup, you don't have to do a thing!"

S Houghtelin

The 185 clown say "But our careers are dead and have become quite rancid..."

It was broke, so I fixed it.

dusty_dex

April 2013 "Aye! no worries lad, we just came down to give Thatcher a reet send off."

AspDotNetDev

185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say, "But we're the reason you're in business; that guy on your slab died laughing."

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

wizardzz

185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "We better hurry back to Capital Hill then." *boom-tish*

Twits[^]

Matthew Faithfull

..."Those b4£&45* Sat Nav developers think they're funny now do they!"

"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

lewax00

Matthew Faithfull wrote:

..."Those b4£&45* Sat Nav Apple Maps developers think they're funny now do they!"

FTFY ;P

CPallini

Michael Martin wrote:

185 clowns say "..."

Michael Martin wrote:

Faarrrkkkk Orf!

All together? :laugh:

Veni, vidi, vici.

realJSOP

185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "You think we're here for dinner, dumbass?"

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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Rage

I do. Was my favorite recurrent post.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

Rage

185 clowns say "Are you kidding ?"

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb