185 Clowns Walk Into a Funeral Parlor

[R Giskard Reventlov]

But we all speak perfect English!!!

"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

[Lost User]

Andrew Rissing wrote:

Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz.
 
185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor.
The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."
185 clowns say "..."

Faarrrkkkk Orf!

Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

[snorkie]

"Let me guess, you're juggling too many things right now..."

[wizardzz]

Andrew Rissing wrote:

Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz.

You could have just asked. Didn't know you guys missed it. You have my blessing on this one.

Twits[^]

[Corporal Agarn]

But we need only one coffin.

[S Houghtelin]

You should have replied in this way 185 CPians log in into a online forum. The CPians write, "Where's the 185 of the day?." 1 Wizradzz writes "You could have just asked. Didn't know you guys missed it."

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[wizardzz]

185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "That's okay. We just want to know if he died,... from a gag?" [I'm a little rusty]

Twits[^]

[wizardzz]

185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "Oops, I guess we're in the wrong nightmare."

Twits[^]

[David Knechtges]

185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "But we're already covered in makeup, you don't have to do a thing!"

[S Houghtelin]

The 185 clown say "But our careers are dead and have become quite rancid..."

It was broke, so I fixed it.

[dusty_dex]

April 2013 "Aye! no worries lad, we just came down to give Thatcher a reet send off."

[AspDotNetDev]

185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say, "But we're the reason you're in business; that guy on your slab died laughing."

Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

[wizardzz]

185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "We better hurry back to Capital Hill then." *boom-tish*

Twits[^]

[Matthew Faithfull]

..."Those b4£&45* Sat Nav developers think they're funny now do they!"

"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

[lewax00]

Matthew Faithfull wrote:

..."Those b4£&45* Sat Nav Apple Maps developers think they're funny now do they!"

FTFY ;P

[CPallini]

Michael Martin wrote:

185 clowns say "..."

Michael Martin wrote:

Faarrrkkkk Orf!

All together? :laugh:

Veni, vidi, vici.

[realJSOP]

185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "You think we're here for dinner, dumbass?"

".45 ACP - because shooting twice is just silly" - JSOP, 2010
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You can never have too much ammo - unless you're swimming, or on fire. - JSOP, 2010
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"Why don't you tie a kerosene-soaked rag around your ankles so the ants won't climb up and eat your candy ass." - Dale Earnhardt, 1997

[Rage]

I do. Was my favorite recurrent post.

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

[Rage]

185 clowns say "Are you kidding ?"

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

[Keith Barrow]

Well, we'd al better get in the car and leave.

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“One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)