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  • A Andrew Rissing

    Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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    April 2013 "Aye! no worries lad, we just came down to give Thatcher a reet send off."

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    • A Andrew Rissing

      Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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      AspDotNetDev
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      185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say, "But we're the reason you're in business; that guy on your slab died laughing."

      Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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      • A Andrew Rissing

        Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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        wizardzz
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        185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "We better hurry back to Capital Hill then." *boom-tish*

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        • A Andrew Rissing

          Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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          Matthew Faithfull
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          ..."Those b4£&45* Sat Nav developers think they're funny now do they!"

          "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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          • M Matthew Faithfull

            ..."Those b4£&45* Sat Nav developers think they're funny now do they!"

            "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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            lewax00
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            Matthew Faithfull wrote:

            ..."Those b4£&45* Sat Nav Apple Maps developers think they're funny now do they!"

            FTFY ;P

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            • L Lost User

              Andrew Rissing wrote:

              Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz.
               
              185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor.
              The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."
              185 clowns say "..."

              Faarrrkkkk Orf!

              Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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              CPallini
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              Michael Martin wrote:

              185 clowns say "..."

              Michael Martin wrote:

              Faarrrkkkk Orf!

              All together? :laugh:

              Veni, vidi, vici.

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              • A Andrew Rissing

                Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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                realJSOP
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                185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "You think we're here for dinner, dumbass?"

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                • W wizardzz

                  Andrew Rissing wrote:

                  Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz.

                  You could have just asked. Didn't know you guys missed it. You have my blessing on this one.

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                  Rage
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                  I do. Was my favorite recurrent post.

                  ~RaGE();

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                  • A Andrew Rissing

                    Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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                    185 clowns say "Are you kidding ?"

                    ~RaGE();

                    I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                    • A Andrew Rissing

                      Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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                      Keith Barrow
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                      Well, we'd al better get in the car and leave.

                      “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                      “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                      Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                      • W wizardzz

                        185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "We better hurry back to Capital Hill then." *boom-tish*

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                        I'm not American, but shouldn't that be Capitol Hill? :confused:

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                        • J Johnny J

                          I'm not American, but shouldn't that be Capitol Hill? :confused:

                          Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                          wizardzz
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                          What does being American have to do with being a grammar nazi? ;P

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                          • W wizardzz

                            What does being American have to do with being a grammar nazi? ;P

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                            Johnny J
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                            LOL! :thumbsup:

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                            • W wizardzz

                              Andrew Rissing wrote:

                              Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz.

                              You could have just asked. Didn't know you guys missed it. You have my blessing on this one.

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                              Thomas Daniels
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                              wizardzz wrote:

                              Didn't know you guys missed it.

                              I do.

                              The quick red ProgramFOX jumps right over the Lazy<Dog>. My latest article: Understand how bitwise operators work (C# and VB.NET examples) My group: C# Programmers Group

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