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185 Clowns Walk Into a Funeral Parlor

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  • M Matthew Faithfull

    ..."Those b4£&45* Sat Nav developers think they're funny now do they!"

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    lewax00
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    Matthew Faithfull wrote:

    ..."Those b4£&45* Sat Nav Apple Maps developers think they're funny now do they!"

    FTFY ;P

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    • L Lost User

      Andrew Rissing wrote:

      Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz.
       
      185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor.
      The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."
      185 clowns say "..."

      Faarrrkkkk Orf!

      Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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      CPallini
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      Michael Martin wrote:

      185 clowns say "..."

      Michael Martin wrote:

      Faarrrkkkk Orf!

      All together? :laugh:

      Veni, vidi, vici.

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      • A Andrew Rissing

        Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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        185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "You think we're here for dinner, dumbass?"

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        • W wizardzz

          Andrew Rissing wrote:

          Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz.

          You could have just asked. Didn't know you guys missed it. You have my blessing on this one.

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          Rage
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          I do. Was my favorite recurrent post.

          ~RaGE();

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          • A Andrew Rissing

            Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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            185 clowns say "Are you kidding ?"

            ~RaGE();

            I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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            • A Andrew Rissing

              Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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              Keith Barrow
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              Well, we'd al better get in the car and leave.

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              “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

              Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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              • W wizardzz

                185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "We better hurry back to Capital Hill then." *boom-tish*

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                I'm not American, but shouldn't that be Capitol Hill? :confused:

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                  I'm not American, but shouldn't that be Capitol Hill? :confused:

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                  wizardzz
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                  What does being American have to do with being a grammar nazi? ;P

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                  • W wizardzz

                    What does being American have to do with being a grammar nazi? ;P

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                    Johnny J
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                    LOL! :thumbsup:

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                    • W wizardzz

                      Andrew Rissing wrote:

                      Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz.

                      You could have just asked. Didn't know you guys missed it. You have my blessing on this one.

                      Twits[^]

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                      wizardzz wrote:

                      Didn't know you guys missed it.

                      I do.

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