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  • A Andrew Rissing

    Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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    AspDotNetDev
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    185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say, "But we're the reason you're in business; that guy on your slab died laughing."

    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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    • A Andrew Rissing

      Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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      wizardzz
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      185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "We better hurry back to Capital Hill then." *boom-tish*

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      • A Andrew Rissing

        Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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        Matthew Faithfull
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        ..."Those b4£&45* Sat Nav developers think they're funny now do they!"

        "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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          ..."Those b4£&45* Sat Nav developers think they're funny now do they!"

          "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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          lewax00
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          Matthew Faithfull wrote:

          ..."Those b4£&45* Sat Nav Apple Maps developers think they're funny now do they!"

          FTFY ;P

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            Andrew Rissing wrote:

            Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz.
             
            185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor.
            The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."
            185 clowns say "..."

            Faarrrkkkk Orf!

            Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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            CPallini
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            Michael Martin wrote:

            185 clowns say "..."

            Michael Martin wrote:

            Faarrrkkkk Orf!

            All together? :laugh:

            Veni, vidi, vici.

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            • A Andrew Rissing

              Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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              185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "You think we're here for dinner, dumbass?"

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              • W wizardzz

                Andrew Rissing wrote:

                Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz.

                You could have just asked. Didn't know you guys missed it. You have my blessing on this one.

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                Rage
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                I do. Was my favorite recurrent post.

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                • A Andrew Rissing

                  Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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                  Rage
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                  185 clowns say "Are you kidding ?"

                  ~RaGE();

                  I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                  • A Andrew Rissing

                    Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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                    Keith Barrow
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                    Well, we'd al better get in the car and leave.

                    “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                    “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                    Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                    • W wizardzz

                      185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "We better hurry back to Capital Hill then." *boom-tish*

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                      Johnny J
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                      I'm not American, but shouldn't that be Capitol Hill? :confused:

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                      • J Johnny J

                        I'm not American, but shouldn't that be Capitol Hill? :confused:

                        Why can't I be applicable like John? - Me, April 2011
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                        wizardzz
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                        What does being American have to do with being a grammar nazi? ;P

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                        • W wizardzz

                          What does being American have to do with being a grammar nazi? ;P

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                          Johnny J
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                          LOL! :thumbsup:

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                          • W wizardzz

                            Andrew Rissing wrote:

                            Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz.

                            You could have just asked. Didn't know you guys missed it. You have my blessing on this one.

                            Twits[^]

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                            Thomas Daniels
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                            wizardzz wrote:

                            Didn't know you guys missed it.

                            I do.

                            The quick red ProgramFOX jumps right over the Lazy<Dog>. My latest article: Understand how bitwise operators work (C# and VB.NET examples) My group: C# Programmers Group

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