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  • A Andrew Rissing

    Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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    wizardzz
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    185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "We better hurry back to Capital Hill then." *boom-tish*

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    • A Andrew Rissing

      Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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      Matthew Faithfull
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      ..."Those b4£&45* Sat Nav developers think they're funny now do they!"

      "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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      • M Matthew Faithfull

        ..."Those b4£&45* Sat Nav developers think they're funny now do they!"

        "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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        lewax00
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        Matthew Faithfull wrote:

        ..."Those b4£&45* Sat Nav Apple Maps developers think they're funny now do they!"

        FTFY ;P

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          Andrew Rissing wrote:

          Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz.
           
          185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor.
          The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you."
          185 clowns say "..."

          Faarrrkkkk Orf!

          Michael Martin Australia "I controlled my laughter and simple said "No,I am very busy,so I can't write any code for you". The moment they heard this all the smiling face turned into a sad looking face and one of them farted. So I had to leave the place as soon as possible." - Mr.Prakash One Fine Saturday. 24/04/2004

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          CPallini
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          Michael Martin wrote:

          185 clowns say "..."

          Michael Martin wrote:

          Faarrrkkkk Orf!

          All together? :laugh:

          Veni, vidi, vici.

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          • A Andrew Rissing

            Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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            185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "You think we're here for dinner, dumbass?"

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            • W wizardzz

              Andrew Rissing wrote:

              Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz.

              You could have just asked. Didn't know you guys missed it. You have my blessing on this one.

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              Rage
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              I do. Was my favorite recurrent post.

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              • A Andrew Rissing

                Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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                Rage
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                185 clowns say "Are you kidding ?"

                ~RaGE();

                I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                • A Andrew Rissing

                  Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz. 185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "..." ...Finish the joke.

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                  Keith Barrow
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                  Well, we'd al better get in the car and leave.

                  “Education is not the piling on of learning, information, data, facts, skills, or abilities - that's training or instruction - but is rather making visible what is hidden as a seed”
                  “One of the greatest problems of our time is that many are schooled but few are educated”

                  Sir Thomas More (1478 – 1535)

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                  • W wizardzz

                    185 clowns walk into a Funeral Parlor. The mortician says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." 185 clowns say "We better hurry back to Capital Hill then." *boom-tish*

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                    Johnny J
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                    I'm not American, but shouldn't that be Capitol Hill? :confused:

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                    • J Johnny J

                      I'm not American, but shouldn't that be Capitol Hill? :confused:

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                      wizardzz
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                      What does being American have to do with being a grammar nazi? ;P

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                      • W wizardzz

                        What does being American have to do with being a grammar nazi? ;P

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                        Johnny J
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                        LOL! :thumbsup:

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                        • W wizardzz

                          Andrew Rissing wrote:

                          Just to bring back an old joke from Wizardzz.

                          You could have just asked. Didn't know you guys missed it. You have my blessing on this one.

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                          Thomas Daniels
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                          wizardzz wrote:

                          Didn't know you guys missed it.

                          I do.

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