Why do people like James Bond Films?
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I haven't bothered to watch any of the newer ones, except about a third of the last one before getting bored and turning it off. Clichéd unlike any other series you know what's going to happen. Fights he always wins, smug one-liners and an entirely predictable ending. But, for good drama you need to get to know the characters in order to be able to emphasise with them. They need some depth. When I cap a bad guy it often stays with me for days, I don't just shrug it off and have some poncy cocktail like it never happened. The guy clearly has a personality disorder. District 9 was an awesome film in this regard, and my favourite film ever is 'Madre Muerta' which I'm sure none of you will have seen, It's Spanish and follows some thoroughly bad-ass criminal who eventually just breaks down on his knees when rejected by his victim. It is the perfect story. Despite all the fuss about British Secret Service and sharp suites, the Yanks showed us how it was done in True Lies. That's what James Bond should be. James Cameron took the genre on and whipped 007 on the bottom.
Regards, Rob Philpott.
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I haven't bothered to watch any of the newer ones, except about a third of the last one before getting bored and turning it off. Clichéd unlike any other series you know what's going to happen. Fights he always wins, smug one-liners and an entirely predictable ending. But, for good drama you need to get to know the characters in order to be able to emphasise with them. They need some depth. When I cap a bad guy it often stays with me for days, I don't just shrug it off and have some poncy cocktail like it never happened. The guy clearly has a personality disorder. District 9 was an awesome film in this regard, and my favourite film ever is 'Madre Muerta' which I'm sure none of you will have seen, It's Spanish and follows some thoroughly bad-ass criminal who eventually just breaks down on his knees when rejected by his victim. It is the perfect story. Despite all the fuss about British Secret Service and sharp suites, the Yanks showed us how it was done in True Lies. That's what James Bond should be. James Cameron took the genre on and whipped 007 on the bottom.
Regards, Rob Philpott.
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I haven't bothered to watch any of the newer ones, except about a third of the last one before getting bored and turning it off. Clichéd unlike any other series you know what's going to happen. Fights he always wins, smug one-liners and an entirely predictable ending. But, for good drama you need to get to know the characters in order to be able to emphasise with them. They need some depth. When I cap a bad guy it often stays with me for days, I don't just shrug it off and have some poncy cocktail like it never happened. The guy clearly has a personality disorder. District 9 was an awesome film in this regard, and my favourite film ever is 'Madre Muerta' which I'm sure none of you will have seen, It's Spanish and follows some thoroughly bad-ass criminal who eventually just breaks down on his knees when rejected by his victim. It is the perfect story. Despite all the fuss about British Secret Service and sharp suites, the Yanks showed us how it was done in True Lies. That's what James Bond should be. James Cameron took the genre on and whipped 007 on the bottom.
Regards, Rob Philpott.
Why not ? they are good entertainment.
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an entirely predictable ending
I can tell you only watched the first third of the movie. :sigh:
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
Well, my guess is he won the day and ended up boffing (pardon) some 'bond girl'?
Regards, Rob Philpott.
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I haven't bothered to watch any of the newer ones, except about a third of the last one before getting bored and turning it off. Clichéd unlike any other series you know what's going to happen. Fights he always wins, smug one-liners and an entirely predictable ending. But, for good drama you need to get to know the characters in order to be able to emphasise with them. They need some depth. When I cap a bad guy it often stays with me for days, I don't just shrug it off and have some poncy cocktail like it never happened. The guy clearly has a personality disorder. District 9 was an awesome film in this regard, and my favourite film ever is 'Madre Muerta' which I'm sure none of you will have seen, It's Spanish and follows some thoroughly bad-ass criminal who eventually just breaks down on his knees when rejected by his victim. It is the perfect story. Despite all the fuss about British Secret Service and sharp suites, the Yanks showed us how it was done in True Lies. That's what James Bond should be. James Cameron took the genre on and whipped 007 on the bottom.
Regards, Rob Philpott.
Why do people like any movie? They're all (no, but close enough) predictable as hell. Or when they're not, they just don't make any sense. District 9 was an obvious allegory for apartheid, and implements a huge list of tropes[^], which is not necessarily bad, but then, some are pretty bad.. that weird fluid[^] for example, was all too convenient. That doesn't mean it's a bad movie, or at least, it doesn't mean that you can't enjoy watching it. Like The Hobbit[^] (which implements even more tropes), it was engaging enough that most people don't notice the flaws until after the movie.
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Well, my guess is he won the day and ended up boffing (pardon) some 'bond girl'?
Regards, Rob Philpott.
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I haven't bothered to watch any of the newer ones, except about a third of the last one before getting bored and turning it off. Clichéd unlike any other series you know what's going to happen. Fights he always wins, smug one-liners and an entirely predictable ending. But, for good drama you need to get to know the characters in order to be able to emphasise with them. They need some depth. When I cap a bad guy it often stays with me for days, I don't just shrug it off and have some poncy cocktail like it never happened. The guy clearly has a personality disorder. District 9 was an awesome film in this regard, and my favourite film ever is 'Madre Muerta' which I'm sure none of you will have seen, It's Spanish and follows some thoroughly bad-ass criminal who eventually just breaks down on his knees when rejected by his victim. It is the perfect story. Despite all the fuss about British Secret Service and sharp suites, the Yanks showed us how it was done in True Lies. That's what James Bond should be. James Cameron took the genre on and whipped 007 on the bottom.
Regards, Rob Philpott.
Rob Philpott wrote:
I haven't bothered to watch any of the newer ones, except about a third of the last one before getting bored and turning it off.
So how do you know you dislike them if you have not bothered to watch them?
Rob Philpott wrote:
the Yanks showed us how it was done in True Lies
Was fun but certainly no better than the average Bond film and not even close to Daniel Craig's Bond films (okay, Quantum of Solace was a bit crap). By far the best Bond since Connery.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures
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an entirely predictable ending
I can tell you only watched the first third of the movie. :sigh:
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
Besides which, even though most of them have "entirely prdictable ending[s]", they're fun to watch and not mentally exhausting.
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I haven't bothered to watch any of the newer ones, except about a third of the last one before getting bored and turning it off. Clichéd unlike any other series you know what's going to happen. Fights he always wins, smug one-liners and an entirely predictable ending. But, for good drama you need to get to know the characters in order to be able to emphasise with them. They need some depth. When I cap a bad guy it often stays with me for days, I don't just shrug it off and have some poncy cocktail like it never happened. The guy clearly has a personality disorder. District 9 was an awesome film in this regard, and my favourite film ever is 'Madre Muerta' which I'm sure none of you will have seen, It's Spanish and follows some thoroughly bad-ass criminal who eventually just breaks down on his knees when rejected by his victim. It is the perfect story. Despite all the fuss about British Secret Service and sharp suites, the Yanks showed us how it was done in True Lies. That's what James Bond should be. James Cameron took the genre on and whipped 007 on the bottom.
Regards, Rob Philpott.
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District 9 was an awesome film
I thought it was only so-so. It was clearly a propaganda piece with lots of good special effects but no real strength or depth beyond that. A very trite ending.
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which I'm sure none of you will have seen
Really? 'La madre muerta' sucked. I couldn't understand a word of it. It was a slow, ponderous attempt at deep meaning that lost it in the name of being "arty-fa*ty". It was even worse than a French art film!
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some thoroughly bad-ass criminal
"Lame, wannabe pervert who isn't brave enough to follow through" is a better description. He was incredibly annoying.
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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Rob Philpott wrote:
I haven't bothered to watch any of the newer ones, except about a third of the last one before getting bored and turning it off.
So how do you know you dislike them if you have not bothered to watch them?
Rob Philpott wrote:
the Yanks showed us how it was done in True Lies
Was fun but certainly no better than the average Bond film and not even close to Daniel Craig's Bond films (okay, Quantum of Solace was a bit crap). By far the best Bond since Connery.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures
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I haven't bothered to watch any of the newer ones, except about a third of the last one before getting bored and turning it off. Clichéd unlike any other series you know what's going to happen. Fights he always wins, smug one-liners and an entirely predictable ending. But, for good drama you need to get to know the characters in order to be able to emphasise with them. They need some depth. When I cap a bad guy it often stays with me for days, I don't just shrug it off and have some poncy cocktail like it never happened. The guy clearly has a personality disorder. District 9 was an awesome film in this regard, and my favourite film ever is 'Madre Muerta' which I'm sure none of you will have seen, It's Spanish and follows some thoroughly bad-ass criminal who eventually just breaks down on his knees when rejected by his victim. It is the perfect story. Despite all the fuss about British Secret Service and sharp suites, the Yanks showed us how it was done in True Lies. That's what James Bond should be. James Cameron took the genre on and whipped 007 on the bottom.
Regards, Rob Philpott.
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I'm with you. Most movies are terrible. I'm tired of them. They're all the same.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I haven't bothered to watch any of the newer ones, except about a third of the last one before getting bored and turning it off. Clichéd unlike any other series you know what's going to happen. Fights he always wins, smug one-liners and an entirely predictable ending. But, for good drama you need to get to know the characters in order to be able to emphasise with them. They need some depth. When I cap a bad guy it often stays with me for days, I don't just shrug it off and have some poncy cocktail like it never happened. The guy clearly has a personality disorder. District 9 was an awesome film in this regard, and my favourite film ever is 'Madre Muerta' which I'm sure none of you will have seen, It's Spanish and follows some thoroughly bad-ass criminal who eventually just breaks down on his knees when rejected by his victim. It is the perfect story. Despite all the fuss about British Secret Service and sharp suites, the Yanks showed us how it was done in True Lies. That's what James Bond should be. James Cameron took the genre on and whipped 007 on the bottom.
Regards, Rob Philpott.
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I haven't bothered to watch any of the newer ones, except about a third of the last one before getting bored and turning it off. Clichéd unlike any other series you know what's going to happen. Fights he always wins, smug one-liners and an entirely predictable ending. But, for good drama you need to get to know the characters in order to be able to emphasise with them. They need some depth. When I cap a bad guy it often stays with me for days, I don't just shrug it off and have some poncy cocktail like it never happened. The guy clearly has a personality disorder. District 9 was an awesome film in this regard, and my favourite film ever is 'Madre Muerta' which I'm sure none of you will have seen, It's Spanish and follows some thoroughly bad-ass criminal who eventually just breaks down on his knees when rejected by his victim. It is the perfect story. Despite all the fuss about British Secret Service and sharp suites, the Yanks showed us how it was done in True Lies. That's what James Bond should be. James Cameron took the genre on and whipped 007 on the bottom.
Regards, Rob Philpott.
Rob Philpott wrote:
The guy clearly has a personality disorder.
Well obviously. That, in many ways, is the point.
Rob Philpott wrote:
Fights he always wins, smug one-liners and an entirely predictable ending.
Isn't that every teenager's fantasy?
Rob Philpott wrote:
They need some depth. When I cap a bad guy it often stays with me for days, I don't just shrug it off and have some poncy cocktail like it never happened.
Who wants all that melodrama? The message is simple. Cap a bad guy, get l... Simple, elegant, no brain power involved, no commitment, no emotional involvement, just pure basic needs. Like I said. Every teenager's (well, almost) fantasy - violence and hormones. And since most men don't progress beyond teenager maturity, it meets the fantasy needs of many. Obviously, you are "the superior man."[^] ;) Marc
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I usually avoid anything involving computers/hackers in the story. There complete bollocks. Including the Matrix.
How about when a bad guy asks a hacker how long it will take to crack something and they say 10 hours. The bad guy then puts the gun to his head and says you have 10 seconds and somehow he does it. :) :laugh:
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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Rob Philpott wrote:
The guy clearly has a personality disorder.
Well obviously. That, in many ways, is the point.
Rob Philpott wrote:
Fights he always wins, smug one-liners and an entirely predictable ending.
Isn't that every teenager's fantasy?
Rob Philpott wrote:
They need some depth. When I cap a bad guy it often stays with me for days, I don't just shrug it off and have some poncy cocktail like it never happened.
Who wants all that melodrama? The message is simple. Cap a bad guy, get l... Simple, elegant, no brain power involved, no commitment, no emotional involvement, just pure basic needs. Like I said. Every teenager's (well, almost) fantasy - violence and hormones. And since most men don't progress beyond teenager maturity, it meets the fantasy needs of many. Obviously, you are "the superior man."[^] ;) Marc
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no brain power involved
I guess that's the guts of it. How depressing. And as for the book: A Spiritual Guide to Mastering the Challenges of Women (impossible/no good can come of it) Work (the same) and Sexual Desire (just sit it out and it pretty much goes away after the age of 40, although those who I speak to who are having affairs/mid-life crises don't seem to share that view.) A Porsche and an 18 year old girlfriend - that's the proper way to have a mid-life crisis. Anyway, I digress.
Regards, Rob Philpott.
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mark merrens wrote:
[Daniel Craig] By far the best Bond since Connery.
I beg to differ.[^] ;P
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It was a shame that he quit after 1 movie I would of liked of seen him in a couple other Bond movies. Daniel Craig is the best modern Bond, but still doesn't beat Connery
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Marc Clifton wrote:
no brain power involved
I guess that's the guts of it. How depressing. And as for the book: A Spiritual Guide to Mastering the Challenges of Women (impossible/no good can come of it) Work (the same) and Sexual Desire (just sit it out and it pretty much goes away after the age of 40, although those who I speak to who are having affairs/mid-life crises don't seem to share that view.) A Porsche and an 18 year old girlfriend - that's the proper way to have a mid-life crisis. Anyway, I digress.
Regards, Rob Philpott.
Rob Philpott wrote:
just sit it out and it pretty much goes away after the age of 40,
I'm 50 and it definitely hasn't gone away! (Though, I haven't exactly been "sitting it out" either, harhar)
Rob Philpott wrote:
A Porsche and an 18 year old girlfriend - that's the proper way to have a mid-life crisis.
Or any other crisis for that matter! :-D Marc
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How about when a bad guy asks a hacker how long it will take to crack something and they say 10 hours. The bad guy then puts the gun to his head and says you have 10 seconds and somehow he does it. :) :laugh:
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
ryanb31 wrote:
How about when a bad guy asks a hacker how long it will take to crack something and they say 10 hours. The bad guy then puts the gun to his head and says you have 10 seconds and somehow he does it. :) :laugh:
And gets a complimentary blowjob too. Man I really hate that hollwood BS. :mad: ;P
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It was a shame that he quit after 1 movie I would of liked of seen him in a couple other Bond movies. Daniel Craig is the best modern Bond, but still doesn't beat Connery
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