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I see that the world media is portraying the USA as having a huge melt down over the verdict in Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman case. Just so you know, yesterday in my home town I went for a long walk, had a Margarita on the front porch of my uncle's home, and played video games with my daughter. There was an up-ended garbage can downtown - possibly the result of some violent protest - but most likely up-ended by my neighbor, Mrs. Eire, aged 96, who has tendency to bump into things with her 1989 Oldsmobile. I didn't meet anyone who had any clue as to what was going on with that case. In short, most of America doesn't care and most of America looks on with utter amazement as cesspools like L.A. and NYC descend into violence at every opportunity. Bear in mind that these are the two locations in our country that people go to when they want to establish an acting career - over acting is what they do. So I propose we make a deal: I suggest that I won't believe the news outlets when they find Euro-scum and portray human debri as representative of some vast movement across the pond if you'd return the same courtesy. Thanks.
MehGerbil wrote:
my neighbor, Mrs. Eire, aged 96, who has tendency to bump into things with her 1989 Oldsmobile.
Wow! 96 and still driving! My grand ma, same age about, is consigned at home by doctors orders since years (lives at the 2nd floor without lift, and there is no insurance coverage if she fells down the stairs).
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I see that the world media is portraying the USA as having a huge melt down over the verdict in Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman case. Just so you know, yesterday in my home town I went for a long walk, had a Margarita on the front porch of my uncle's home, and played video games with my daughter. There was an up-ended garbage can downtown - possibly the result of some violent protest - but most likely up-ended by my neighbor, Mrs. Eire, aged 96, who has tendency to bump into things with her 1989 Oldsmobile. I didn't meet anyone who had any clue as to what was going on with that case. In short, most of America doesn't care and most of America looks on with utter amazement as cesspools like L.A. and NYC descend into violence at every opportunity. Bear in mind that these are the two locations in our country that people go to when they want to establish an acting career - over acting is what they do. So I propose we make a deal: I suggest that I won't believe the news outlets when they find Euro-scum and portray human debri as representative of some vast movement across the pond if you'd return the same courtesy. Thanks.
We know the Citizens of Mega City 1 and Mega City 2 are not representative of you all. In the same way that not all British Men are Genius Master Criminal, despite how Hollywood portrays us.
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We know the Citizens of Mega City 1 and Mega City 2 are not representative of you all. In the same way that not all British Men are Genius Master Criminal, despite how Hollywood portrays us.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?
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We know the Citizens of Mega City 1 and Mega City 2 are not representative of you all. In the same way that not all British Men are Genius Master Criminal, despite how Hollywood portrays us.
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur. CCC Link[^] Can you Help?
we're not? when did that happen? I know Ive been quiet recently but that becausae I am having trouble getting quality minions (and the leccy bill put paid to that world destroying laser)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I'd have to be able to understand what you mean by:
MehGerbil wrote:
Euro-scum and portray human debri as representative of some vast movement across the pond
before entering into any kind of deal. What exactly are you referring to?
jim lahey wrote:
I'd have to be able to understand what you mean by:
MehGerbil wrote:
Euro-scum and portray human debri as representative of some vast movement across the pond
before entering into any kind of deal. What exactly are you referring to?
Until I was 20yrs. old I thought the leading cause of death in Europe was getting trampled at a soccer match.
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we're not? when did that happen? I know Ive been quiet recently but that becausae I am having trouble getting quality minions (and the leccy bill put paid to that world destroying laser)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
Green Taxes. You cannot afford to run secret volcano bases these days.
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we're not? when did that happen? I know Ive been quiet recently but that becausae I am having trouble getting quality minions (and the leccy bill put paid to that world destroying laser)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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you missed the bit about quality! cannon fodder I have plenty its minions I am short of
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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MehGerbil wrote:
my neighbor, Mrs. Eire, aged 96, who has tendency to bump into things with her 1989 Oldsmobile.
Wow! 96 and still driving! My grand ma, same age about, is consigned at home by doctors orders since years (lives at the 2nd floor without lift, and there is no insurance coverage if she fells down the stairs).
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vonb wrote:
Wow! 96 and still driving!
My granddad's 92(?) and still drives. He would ski downhill and ice scate until his doctor made him stop around his 88th birthday due to worsening osteoporosis and fall injury concerns; not because he was no longer physically able to do so.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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Green Taxes. You cannot afford to run secret volcano bases these days.
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oh I wish for a Volcano base, all that green geothermal energy (strangely its green tax free despite kicking out horrendous amouts of green house gass) I have to make do with a secret cellar in an old wherehouse .. oh .. no ... wait a minute, I didn'y mean that... nothing to see here, I certainly dont have a secret base and its certainly not in a wherehouse.. so sir, not me (walks away tunelessly whistling)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
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I see that the world media is portraying the USA as having a huge melt down over the verdict in Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman case. Just so you know, yesterday in my home town I went for a long walk, had a Margarita on the front porch of my uncle's home, and played video games with my daughter. There was an up-ended garbage can downtown - possibly the result of some violent protest - but most likely up-ended by my neighbor, Mrs. Eire, aged 96, who has tendency to bump into things with her 1989 Oldsmobile. I didn't meet anyone who had any clue as to what was going on with that case. In short, most of America doesn't care and most of America looks on with utter amazement as cesspools like L.A. and NYC descend into violence at every opportunity. Bear in mind that these are the two locations in our country that people go to when they want to establish an acting career - over acting is what they do. So I propose we make a deal: I suggest that I won't believe the news outlets when they find Euro-scum and portray human debri as representative of some vast movement across the pond if you'd return the same courtesy. Thanks.
MehGerbil wrote:
Just so you know, yesterday in my home town I went for a long walk,
That's shocking. I would have thought you would have to walk no more than 100 yards before you found a black person to shoot. Obviously a lot of people had got there before you.
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vonb wrote:
Wow! 96 and still driving!
My granddad's 92(?) and still drives. He would ski downhill and ice scate until his doctor made him stop around his 88th birthday due to worsening osteoporosis and fall injury concerns; not because he was no longer physically able to do so.
Did you ever see history portrayed as an old man with a wise brow and pulseless heart, waging all things in the balance of reason? Is not rather the genius of history like an eternal, imploring maiden, full of fire, with a burning heart and flaming soul, humanly warm and humanly beautiful? --Zachris Topelius Training a telescope on one’s own belly button will only reveal lint. You like that? You go right on staring at it. I prefer looking at galaxies. -- Sarah Hoyt
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I see that the world media is portraying the USA as having a huge melt down over the verdict in Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman case. Just so you know, yesterday in my home town I went for a long walk, had a Margarita on the front porch of my uncle's home, and played video games with my daughter. There was an up-ended garbage can downtown - possibly the result of some violent protest - but most likely up-ended by my neighbor, Mrs. Eire, aged 96, who has tendency to bump into things with her 1989 Oldsmobile. I didn't meet anyone who had any clue as to what was going on with that case. In short, most of America doesn't care and most of America looks on with utter amazement as cesspools like L.A. and NYC descend into violence at every opportunity. Bear in mind that these are the two locations in our country that people go to when they want to establish an acting career - over acting is what they do. So I propose we make a deal: I suggest that I won't believe the news outlets when they find Euro-scum and portray human debri as representative of some vast movement across the pond if you'd return the same courtesy. Thanks.
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oh I wish for a Volcano base, all that green geothermal energy (strangely its green tax free despite kicking out horrendous amouts of green house gass) I have to make do with a secret cellar in an old wherehouse .. oh .. no ... wait a minute, I didn'y mean that... nothing to see here, I certainly dont have a secret base and its certainly not in a wherehouse.. so sir, not me (walks away tunelessly whistling)
You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
You keep your thieving mitts off my Secret Volcano Base! I'll have you know my World Destroying Laser is almost fully operational, and I have bypassed the meter so there is no bill to concern myself with...
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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You keep your thieving mitts off my Secret Volcano Base! I'll have you know my World Destroying Laser is almost fully operational, and I have bypassed the meter so there is no bill to concern myself with...
The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)
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jim lahey wrote:
I'd have to be able to understand what you mean by:
MehGerbil wrote:
Euro-scum and portray human debri as representative of some vast movement across the pond
before entering into any kind of deal. What exactly are you referring to?
Until I was 20yrs. old I thought the leading cause of death in Europe was getting trampled at a soccer match.
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Until I was 20yrs. old I thought the leading cause of death in Europe was getting trampled at a soccer match.
Are you now telling me that isn't true? Have you seen youtube?!! :)
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I'd have to be able to understand what you mean by:
MehGerbil wrote:
Euro-scum and portray human debri as representative of some vast movement across the pond
before entering into any kind of deal. What exactly are you referring to?
At least he had the decency to misspell the French word.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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jim lahey wrote:
I'd have to be able to understand what you mean by:
MehGerbil wrote:
Euro-scum and portray human debri as representative of some vast movement across the pond
before entering into any kind of deal. What exactly are you referring to?
Until I was 20yrs. old I thought the leading cause of death in Europe was getting trampled at a soccer match.
MehGerbil wrote:
Until I was 20yrs. old I thought the leading cause of death in Europe was getting trampled at a soccer match.
It is -- except that it's called football, because it involves interacting with a ball using only one's feet (hence the trampling being particularly apropos).
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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I see that the world media is portraying the USA as having a huge melt down over the verdict in Trayvon Martin/George Zimmerman case. Just so you know, yesterday in my home town I went for a long walk, had a Margarita on the front porch of my uncle's home, and played video games with my daughter. There was an up-ended garbage can downtown - possibly the result of some violent protest - but most likely up-ended by my neighbor, Mrs. Eire, aged 96, who has tendency to bump into things with her 1989 Oldsmobile. I didn't meet anyone who had any clue as to what was going on with that case. In short, most of America doesn't care and most of America looks on with utter amazement as cesspools like L.A. and NYC descend into violence at every opportunity. Bear in mind that these are the two locations in our country that people go to when they want to establish an acting career - over acting is what they do. So I propose we make a deal: I suggest that I won't believe the news outlets when they find Euro-scum and portray human debri as representative of some vast movement across the pond if you'd return the same courtesy. Thanks.
MehGerbil wrote:
yesterday in my home town I went for a long walk
... But didn't "look at houses", obviously, because you're still alive to post here.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!