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  • D Dalek Dave

    See Here[^] Is he pushing up Daisy?

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    OriginalGriff
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    It was probably a Cravendale cow - and really wanted the milk back...

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      It was probably a Cravendale cow - and really wanted the milk back...

      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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      Dalek Dave
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      Pull the Udder one.

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Pull the Udder one.

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        You can't hide the truth...

        The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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        • D Dalek Dave

          See Here[^] Is he pushing up Daisy?

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          Lost User
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          He should have MOOOOved.

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            You can't hide the truth...

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            Dalek Dave
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            Stop Milking it!

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            • D Dalek Dave

              Stop Milking it!

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              OriginalGriff
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              I've only Skimmed the surface!

              The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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              • D Dalek Dave

                See Here[^] Is he pushing up Daisy?

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                jim lahey
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                Have a pat on the back.

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  I've only Skimmed the surface!

                  The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                  Corporal Agarn
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                  Why don't you call me on the horn.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    See Here[^] Is he pushing up Daisy?

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                    Corporal Agarn
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                    Did you see where the owner may be charged with manslaughter? :wtf:

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                    • C Corporal Agarn

                      Why don't you call me on the horn.

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                      Cud you be any clearer?

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                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                        Cud you be any clearer?

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                        Corporal Agarn
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                        That's no tail.

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                        • C Corporal Agarn

                          That's no tail.

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                          Testing 1 2 uh 7
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                          It would behoove you all you stop this nonsense.

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                            It would behoove you all you stop this nonsense.

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                            Corporal Agarn
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                            Your putting a steak in my heart.

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                            • C Corporal Agarn

                              Your putting a steak in my heart.

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                              jeron1
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                              I heard about this thread through the bovine and from what I can see you guys butter quit while you're a herd.

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                See Here[^] Is he pushing up Daisy?

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                                lewax00
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                                Quote:

                                His grieving mother, Maria de Souza, told Brazil's SuperCanal TV channel: "I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow."

                                That's kind of a weird way to put it, I don't think dying in an accident like that is a result of upbringing :doh: (then again, it may have been lost in translation)

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                                • J jeron1

                                  I heard about this thread through the bovine and from what I can see you guys butter quit while you're a herd.

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                                  Corporal Agarn
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                                  Okay, lets quit this bull and get back to work.

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                                  • C Corporal Agarn

                                    Okay, lets quit this bull and get back to work.

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                                    Gary Wheeler
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                                    I think I'll steer clear of this one.

                                    Software Zen: delete this;

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                                    • L Lost User

                                      He should have MOOOOved.

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                                      Ravi Bhavnani
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                                      What's your beef? /ravi

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                                      • G Gary Wheeler

                                        I think I'll steer clear of this one.

                                        Software Zen: delete this;

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                                        jeron1
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                                        I veal the same whey.

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          See Here[^] Is he pushing up Daisy?

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                                          Lost User
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                                          That is the funniest thing you've ever posted ;)

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