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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    It was probably a Cravendale cow - and really wanted the milk back...

    The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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    Dalek Dave
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    Pull the Udder one.

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      Pull the Udder one.

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      OriginalGriff
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      You can't hide the truth...

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      • D Dalek Dave

        See Here[^] Is he pushing up Daisy?

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        Lost User
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        He should have MOOOOved.

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          You can't hide the truth...

          The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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          Dalek Dave
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          Stop Milking it!

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            Stop Milking it!

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            OriginalGriff
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            I've only Skimmed the surface!

            The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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            • D Dalek Dave

              See Here[^] Is he pushing up Daisy?

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              jim lahey
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              Have a pat on the back.

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              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                I've only Skimmed the surface!

                The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                Corporal Agarn
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                Why don't you call me on the horn.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  See Here[^] Is he pushing up Daisy?

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                  Corporal Agarn
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                  Did you see where the owner may be charged with manslaughter? :wtf:

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                  • C Corporal Agarn

                    Why don't you call me on the horn.

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Cud you be any clearer?

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      Cud you be any clearer?

                      The universe is composed of electrons, neutrons, protons and......morons. (ThePhantomUpvoter)

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                      Corporal Agarn
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                      That's no tail.

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                      • C Corporal Agarn

                        That's no tail.

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                        Testing 1 2 uh 7
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                        It would behoove you all you stop this nonsense.

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                        • T Testing 1 2 uh 7

                          It would behoove you all you stop this nonsense.

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                          Corporal Agarn
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                          Your putting a steak in my heart.

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                          • C Corporal Agarn

                            Your putting a steak in my heart.

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                            jeron1
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                            I heard about this thread through the bovine and from what I can see you guys butter quit while you're a herd.

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                            • D Dalek Dave

                              See Here[^] Is he pushing up Daisy?

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                              lewax00
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                              Quote:

                              His grieving mother, Maria de Souza, told Brazil's SuperCanal TV channel: "I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow."

                              That's kind of a weird way to put it, I don't think dying in an accident like that is a result of upbringing :doh: (then again, it may have been lost in translation)

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                                I heard about this thread through the bovine and from what I can see you guys butter quit while you're a herd.

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                                Corporal Agarn
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                                Okay, lets quit this bull and get back to work.

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                                • C Corporal Agarn

                                  Okay, lets quit this bull and get back to work.

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                                  Gary Wheeler
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                                  I think I'll steer clear of this one.

                                  Software Zen: delete this;

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                                  • L Lost User

                                    He should have MOOOOved.

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                                    Ravi Bhavnani
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                                    What's your beef? /ravi

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                                    • G Gary Wheeler

                                      I think I'll steer clear of this one.

                                      Software Zen: delete this;

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                                      jeron1
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                                      I veal the same whey.

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                                      • D Dalek Dave

                                        See Here[^] Is he pushing up Daisy?

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                                        Lost User
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                                        That is the funniest thing you've ever posted ;)

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