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I am working on a project to provide some people with information about the main database we use at my job. Just used this query to get all table names:
SELECT
name
FROM sys.Tables
WHERE
type_desc = 'USER_TABLE'
ORDER BY
name ASCLooked at the row count and noticed there are exactly 777 tables. :-D
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Looked at the row count and noticed there are exactly 777 tables. Big Grin | :-D
It's the little things that brighten our day. :) What if the count had been 666? Would you be amused or terrified?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
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I am working on a project to provide some people with information about the main database we use at my job. Just used this query to get all table names:
SELECT
name
FROM sys.Tables
WHERE
type_desc = 'USER_TABLE'
ORDER BY
name ASCLooked at the row count and noticed there are exactly 777 tables. :-D
That's just perfect. :) I was checking out why one of my machines was running so slowly this morning, just noticed the RAM speed was saying 666Mhz (shouldn't that be 667?) and then after it booted up and I started Visual Studio and Task Manager there were 66 processes running and even though none of them seemed to be doing anything the processor usage was stubbornly bobbing around 65 ( could that be 66% ). It looks like the new memory I put in 4 months ago has failed and it's back to 1GB. Maybe I should just edit the badge on the front of the box from Dell to Hell.
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)
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Looked at the row count and noticed there are exactly 777 tables. Big Grin | :-D
It's the little things that brighten our day. :) What if the count had been 666? Would you be amused or terrified?
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
ryanb31 wrote:
What if the count had been 666? Would you be amused or terrified?
Amused. My mom told me a story from when I was really young. Apparently, I was freaking this guy out by staring at him non-stop, without saying a word. When my mom told him part of my social security number is "666", he literally ran away. :)
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ryanb31 wrote:
What if the count had been 666? Would you be amused or terrified?
Amused. My mom told me a story from when I was really young. Apparently, I was freaking this guy out by staring at him non-stop, without saying a word. When my mom told him part of my social security number is "666", he literally ran away. :)
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That's just perfect. :) I was checking out why one of my machines was running so slowly this morning, just noticed the RAM speed was saying 666Mhz (shouldn't that be 667?) and then after it booted up and I started Visual Studio and Task Manager there were 66 processes running and even though none of them seemed to be doing anything the processor usage was stubbornly bobbing around 65 ( could that be 66% ). It looks like the new memory I put in 4 months ago has failed and it's back to 1GB. Maybe I should just edit the badge on the front of the box from Dell to Hell.
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)
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That's just perfect. :) I was checking out why one of my machines was running so slowly this morning, just noticed the RAM speed was saying 666Mhz (shouldn't that be 667?) and then after it booted up and I started Visual Studio and Task Manager there were 66 processes running and even though none of them seemed to be doing anything the processor usage was stubbornly bobbing around 65 ( could that be 66% ). It looks like the new memory I put in 4 months ago has failed and it's back to 1GB. Maybe I should just edit the badge on the front of the box from Dell to Hell.
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)
Sounds about right for a Dell. My work computer (a Dell) only had 4GB of RAM, so I requested an extra 8GB. It arrived, but it didn't work, because this computer requires a very specific kind of RAM, so the RAM had to be returned and ordered again. Once the new RAM arrived, we found that it couldn't be used in combination with the existing RAM, because all of the RAM sticks must be of exactly the same size (even though there is this weird riser that allows like 16 RAM sticks to be added). So, I ended up with only 8GB instead of 12GB. And the best part is that this RAM, which was ordered within the last year, was about $300-$400. Looking at NewEgg, I can get 32GB of ECC RAM for that price (so long as it isn't some Dell proprietary nonsense). :|
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That's just perfect. :) I was checking out why one of my machines was running so slowly this morning, just noticed the RAM speed was saying 666Mhz (shouldn't that be 667?) and then after it booted up and I started Visual Studio and Task Manager there were 66 processes running and even though none of them seemed to be doing anything the processor usage was stubbornly bobbing around 65 ( could that be 66% ). It looks like the new memory I put in 4 months ago has failed and it's back to 1GB. Maybe I should just edit the badge on the front of the box from Dell to Hell.
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)
Matthew Faithfull wrote:
Maybe I should just edit the badge on the front of the box from Dell to Hell.
Wait, I always thought the name of that company was Hell. And it controls all the Alien(ware)! Oh Nos! :wtf: :~
CPallini wrote:
You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him. :Smile:
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Matthew Faithfull wrote:
Maybe I should just edit the badge on the front of the box from Dell to Hell.
Wait, I always thought the name of that company was Hell. And it controls all the Alien(ware)! Oh Nos! :wtf: :~
CPallini wrote:
You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him. :Smile:
Shelby Robertson wrote:
Oh Nos!
Hey, we all know that the plural for oh no is ohs nos, sometimes spelled as ohes noes. Get your spelling right please, this is a professional website!
Regards, Nish
Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com The life of a Malayalee American - by Nish
An article I recently wrote for an event souvenir
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Shelby Robertson wrote:
Oh Nos!
Hey, we all know that the plural for oh no is ohs nos, sometimes spelled as ohes noes. Get your spelling right please, this is a professional website!
Regards, Nish
Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com The life of a Malayalee American - by Nish
An article I recently wrote for an event souvenir
I feel shame.
CPallini wrote:
You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him. :Smile:
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Shelby Robertson wrote:
Oh Nos!
Hey, we all know that the plural for oh no is ohs nos, sometimes spelled as ohes noes. Get your spelling right please, this is a professional website!
Regards, Nish
Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com The life of a Malayalee American - by Nish
An article I recently wrote for an event souvenir
Nish Sivakumar wrote:
we all know that the plural for oh no is ohs nos
Of course! It's a bit like the either/or and neither/nor pairings, or the "ne ... pas" in French.
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Shelby Robertson wrote:
Oh Nos!
Hey, we all know that the plural for oh no is ohs nos, sometimes spelled as ohes noes. Get your spelling right please, this is a professional website!
Regards, Nish
Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com The life of a Malayalee American - by Nish
An article I recently wrote for an event souvenir
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the plural for oh no is ohs nos
Actually, it is "ohs no" using the same grammar rule as "court martial" is pluralised as "courts martial" or "director general" is "directors general". :-D
- I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.
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I am working on a project to provide some people with information about the main database we use at my job. Just used this query to get all table names:
SELECT
name
FROM sys.Tables
WHERE
type_desc = 'USER_TABLE'
ORDER BY
name ASCLooked at the row count and noticed there are exactly 777 tables. :-D
Did your database start ringing bells and spitting out coins at that point?
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Did your database start ringing bells and spitting out coins at that point?
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I am working on a project to provide some people with information about the main database we use at my job. Just used this query to get all table names:
SELECT
name
FROM sys.Tables
WHERE
type_desc = 'USER_TABLE'
ORDER BY
name ASCLooked at the row count and noticed there are exactly 777 tables. :-D
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ryanb31 wrote:
What if the count had been 666? Would you be amused or terrified?
Amused. My mom told me a story from when I was really young. Apparently, I was freaking this guy out by staring at him non-stop, without saying a word. When my mom told him part of my social security number is "666", he literally ran away. :)
AspDotNetDev wrote:
...he literally ran away.
Is there another way?
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"Show me a community that obeys the Ten Commandments and I'll show you a less crowded prison system." - Anonymous
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Did your database start ringing bells and spitting out coins at that point?
If so... I've been playing with the wrong database... :(
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AspDotNetDev wrote:
...he literally ran away.
Is there another way?
"One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson
"Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons
"Show me a community that obeys the Ten Commandments and I'll show you a less crowded prison system." - Anonymous
Yes. You can have a run away train, and you can run away from responsibilities, neither of which involve leg locomotion. :)
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Yes. You can have a run away train, and you can run away from responsibilities, neither of which involve leg locomotion. :)
Well, with "locomotion" being part Spanish ("loco" meaning "crazy") and part English ("motion" being movement), it seems fair to conclude that, being that much more freaked out, he ran away with legs going crazy!
This sentence is a lie.
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Well, with "locomotion" being part Spanish ("loco" meaning "crazy") and part English ("motion" being movement), it seems fair to conclude that, being that much more freaked out, he ran away with legs going crazy!
This sentence is a lie.
Seems like a bit of a stretch. Do you have some sort of loco motive?
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I am working on a project to provide some people with information about the main database we use at my job. Just used this query to get all table names:
SELECT
name
FROM sys.Tables
WHERE
type_desc = 'USER_TABLE'
ORDER BY
name ASCLooked at the row count and noticed there are exactly 777 tables. :-D
Relax, it isn't the file permission - 0777 - rwx-rwx-rwx
Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas. Carl von Clausewitz Source