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  • A AspDotNetDev

    ryanb31 wrote:

    What if the count had been 666? Would you be amused or terrified?

    Amused. My mom told me a story from when I was really young. Apparently, I was freaking this guy out by staring at him non-stop, without saying a word. When my mom told him part of my social security number is "666", he literally ran away. :)

    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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    ZurdoDev
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    he literally ran away

    That's hilarious.

    There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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    • M Matthew Faithfull

      That's just perfect. :) I was checking out why one of my machines was running so slowly this morning, just noticed the RAM speed was saying 666Mhz (shouldn't that be 667?) and then after it booted up and I started Visual Studio and Task Manager there were 66 processes running and even though none of them seemed to be doing anything the processor usage was stubbornly bobbing around 65 ( could that be 66% ). It looks like the new memory I put in 4 months ago has failed and it's back to 1GB. Maybe I should just edit the badge on the front of the box from Dell to Hell.

      "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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      Forogar
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      That will teach you to try and upgrade your memory to 66GB - You should have stayed at 64GB like everyone else.

      - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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      • M Matthew Faithfull

        That's just perfect. :) I was checking out why one of my machines was running so slowly this morning, just noticed the RAM speed was saying 666Mhz (shouldn't that be 667?) and then after it booted up and I started Visual Studio and Task Manager there were 66 processes running and even though none of them seemed to be doing anything the processor usage was stubbornly bobbing around 65 ( could that be 66% ). It looks like the new memory I put in 4 months ago has failed and it's back to 1GB. Maybe I should just edit the badge on the front of the box from Dell to Hell.

        "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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        AspDotNetDev
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        Sounds about right for a Dell. My work computer (a Dell) only had 4GB of RAM, so I requested an extra 8GB. It arrived, but it didn't work, because this computer requires a very specific kind of RAM, so the RAM had to be returned and ordered again. Once the new RAM arrived, we found that it couldn't be used in combination with the existing RAM, because all of the RAM sticks must be of exactly the same size (even though there is this weird riser that allows like 16 RAM sticks to be added). So, I ended up with only 8GB instead of 12GB. And the best part is that this RAM, which was ordered within the last year, was about $300-$400. Looking at NewEgg, I can get 32GB of ECC RAM for that price (so long as it isn't some Dell proprietary nonsense). :|

        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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        • M Matthew Faithfull

          That's just perfect. :) I was checking out why one of my machines was running so slowly this morning, just noticed the RAM speed was saying 666Mhz (shouldn't that be 667?) and then after it booted up and I started Visual Studio and Task Manager there were 66 processes running and even though none of them seemed to be doing anything the processor usage was stubbornly bobbing around 65 ( could that be 66% ). It looks like the new memory I put in 4 months ago has failed and it's back to 1GB. Maybe I should just edit the badge on the front of the box from Dell to Hell.

          "The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage." Thucydides (B.C. 460-400)

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          Shelby Robertson
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          Matthew Faithfull wrote:

          Maybe I should just edit the badge on the front of the box from Dell to Hell.

          Wait, I always thought the name of that company was Hell. And it controls all the Alien(ware)! Oh Nos! :wtf: :~

          CPallini wrote:

          You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him. :Smile:

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            Matthew Faithfull wrote:

            Maybe I should just edit the badge on the front of the box from Dell to Hell.

            Wait, I always thought the name of that company was Hell. And it controls all the Alien(ware)! Oh Nos! :wtf: :~

            CPallini wrote:

            You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him. :Smile:

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            Nish Nishant
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            Shelby Robertson wrote:

            Oh Nos!

            Hey, we all know that the plural for oh no is ohs nos, sometimes spelled as ohes noes. Get your spelling right please, this is a professional website!

            Regards, Nish


            Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com The life of a Malayalee American - by Nish

            An article I recently wrote for an event souvenir

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            • N Nish Nishant

              Shelby Robertson wrote:

              Oh Nos!

              Hey, we all know that the plural for oh no is ohs nos, sometimes spelled as ohes noes. Get your spelling right please, this is a professional website!

              Regards, Nish


              Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com The life of a Malayalee American - by Nish

              An article I recently wrote for an event souvenir

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              Shelby Robertson
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              I feel shame.

              CPallini wrote:

              You cannot argue with agile people so just take the extreme approach and shoot him. :Smile:

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              • N Nish Nishant

                Shelby Robertson wrote:

                Oh Nos!

                Hey, we all know that the plural for oh no is ohs nos, sometimes spelled as ohes noes. Get your spelling right please, this is a professional website!

                Regards, Nish


                Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com The life of a Malayalee American - by Nish

                An article I recently wrote for an event souvenir

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                AspDotNetDev
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                Nish Sivakumar wrote:

                we all know that the plural for oh no is ohs nos

                Of course! It's a bit like the either/or and neither/nor pairings, or the "ne ... pas" in French.

                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                • N Nish Nishant

                  Shelby Robertson wrote:

                  Oh Nos!

                  Hey, we all know that the plural for oh no is ohs nos, sometimes spelled as ohes noes. Get your spelling right please, this is a professional website!

                  Regards, Nish


                  Blog: voidnish.wordpress.com The life of a Malayalee American - by Nish

                  An article I recently wrote for an event souvenir

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                  Forogar
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                  the plural for oh no is ohs nos

                  Actually, it is "ohs no" using the same grammar rule as "court martial" is pluralised as "courts martial" or "director general" is "directors general". :-D

                  - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                  • A AspDotNetDev

                    I am working on a project to provide some people with information about the main database we use at my job. Just used this query to get all table names:

                    SELECT
                    name
                    FROM sys.Tables
                    WHERE
                    type_desc = 'USER_TABLE'
                    ORDER BY
                    name ASC

                    Looked at the row count and noticed there are exactly 777 tables. :-D

                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                    Andrew Rissing
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                    Did your database start ringing bells and spitting out coins at that point?

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                    • A Andrew Rissing

                      Did your database start ringing bells and spitting out coins at that point?

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                      dan sh
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                      Damn! I understood importance of 777 after your post. I think I should begin gambling.

                      "Bastards encourage idiots to use Oracle Forms, Web Forms, Access and a number of other dinky web publishing tolls.", Mycroft Holmes[^]

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                      • A AspDotNetDev

                        I am working on a project to provide some people with information about the main database we use at my job. Just used this query to get all table names:

                        SELECT
                        name
                        FROM sys.Tables
                        WHERE
                        type_desc = 'USER_TABLE'
                        ORDER BY
                        name ASC

                        Looked at the row count and noticed there are exactly 777 tables. :-D

                        Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                        BiggerDon
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                        and it's my 33rd wedding anniversary! Must be an omen...play the lottery or hide the children.

                        cat fud heer

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                        • A AspDotNetDev

                          ryanb31 wrote:

                          What if the count had been 666? Would you be amused or terrified?

                          Amused. My mom told me a story from when I was really young. Apparently, I was freaking this guy out by staring at him non-stop, without saying a word. When my mom told him part of my social security number is "666", he literally ran away. :)

                          Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                          David Crow
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                          AspDotNetDev wrote:

                          ...he literally ran away.

                          Is there another way?

                          "One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson

                          "Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons

                          "Show me a community that obeys the Ten Commandments and I'll show you a less crowded prison system." - Anonymous

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                          • A Andrew Rissing

                            Did your database start ringing bells and spitting out coins at that point?

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                            Albert Holguin
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                            If so... I've been playing with the wrong database... :(

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                            • D David Crow

                              AspDotNetDev wrote:

                              ...he literally ran away.

                              Is there another way?

                              "One man's wage rise is another man's price increase." - Harold Wilson

                              "Fireproof doesn't mean the fire will never come. It means when the fire comes that you will be able to withstand it." - Michael Simmons

                              "Show me a community that obeys the Ten Commandments and I'll show you a less crowded prison system." - Anonymous

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                              AspDotNetDev
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                              Yes. You can have a run away train, and you can run away from responsibilities, neither of which involve leg locomotion. :)

                              Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                              • A AspDotNetDev

                                Yes. You can have a run away train, and you can run away from responsibilities, neither of which involve leg locomotion. :)

                                Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                MacSpudster
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                                Well, with "locomotion" being part Spanish ("loco" meaning "crazy") and part English ("motion" being movement), it seems fair to conclude that, being that much more freaked out, he ran away with legs going crazy!

                                This sentence is a lie.

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                                  Well, with "locomotion" being part Spanish ("loco" meaning "crazy") and part English ("motion" being movement), it seems fair to conclude that, being that much more freaked out, he ran away with legs going crazy!

                                  This sentence is a lie.

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                                  AspDotNetDev
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                                  Seems like a bit of a stretch. Do you have some sort of loco motive?

                                  Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                  • A AspDotNetDev

                                    I am working on a project to provide some people with information about the main database we use at my job. Just used this query to get all table names:

                                    SELECT
                                    name
                                    FROM sys.Tables
                                    WHERE
                                    type_desc = 'USER_TABLE'
                                    ORDER BY
                                    name ASC

                                    Looked at the row count and noticed there are exactly 777 tables. :-D

                                    Thou mewling ill-breeding pignut!

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                                    AlphaDeltaTheta
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                                    Relax, it isn't the file permission - 0777 - rwx-rwx-rwx

                                    Beauty cannot be defined by abscissas and ordinates; neither are circles and ellipses created by their geometrical formulas. Carl von Clausewitz Source

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