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  • S Septimus Hedgehog

    Auntie reports[^] about this bloke and his particular OCD. My wife used to do house visits on her patient list when she did community nursing and a couple of the patients had seriously odd OCDs. Mine? Is being too tidy. At home, the pantry cupboard is rigidly organised, sauces in one place, tins arranged by type in another. It works and we always know where to find things and what needs replenishing. Mrs. Wife doesn't care where she puts things back so I'm always opening and checking. It drives her nuts and she drive me nuts which is nuts considering it's just a stupid pantry cupboard. I will never write unless I use a fountain pen. Roller-ball pens really annoy me. I detest them. My power tools are always kept spotlessly clean. I dust them down and wipe them clean every time I use them. Never ask me to borrow any of my power tools. Ever. The answer is unconditional no. I'll use them for you but that's the end of the story concerning them. Mrs. Wife leaves magazines and books scattered around; I clear them up and rearrange them in tidy stacks. I even realign the bits of paper she uses for bookmarks; all of them aligned and staggered for quick usage. I will visit and revisit my code and look for better and neater ways to do things; the compiler doesn't give a toss. I've seen bits of MSIL where crumbs are swept under an instruction. The MSIL looks clean on top and I know there's keyboard fluff in there as well. Bloody compiler.

    If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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    Mark_Wallace
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    Leslie Nielsen 151576 wrote:

    Mine? Is being too tidy.

    i think it's reasonably safe to say that that's not mine.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    • S Septimus Hedgehog

      Auntie reports[^] about this bloke and his particular OCD. My wife used to do house visits on her patient list when she did community nursing and a couple of the patients had seriously odd OCDs. Mine? Is being too tidy. At home, the pantry cupboard is rigidly organised, sauces in one place, tins arranged by type in another. It works and we always know where to find things and what needs replenishing. Mrs. Wife doesn't care where she puts things back so I'm always opening and checking. It drives her nuts and she drive me nuts which is nuts considering it's just a stupid pantry cupboard. I will never write unless I use a fountain pen. Roller-ball pens really annoy me. I detest them. My power tools are always kept spotlessly clean. I dust them down and wipe them clean every time I use them. Never ask me to borrow any of my power tools. Ever. The answer is unconditional no. I'll use them for you but that's the end of the story concerning them. Mrs. Wife leaves magazines and books scattered around; I clear them up and rearrange them in tidy stacks. I even realign the bits of paper she uses for bookmarks; all of them aligned and staggered for quick usage. I will visit and revisit my code and look for better and neater ways to do things; the compiler doesn't give a toss. I've seen bits of MSIL where crumbs are swept under an instruction. The MSIL looks clean on top and I know there's keyboard fluff in there as well. Bloody compiler.

      If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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      Erudite_Eric
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      Onanism.....:cool:

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      • M Mark_Wallace

        Leslie Nielsen 151576 wrote:

        Mine? Is being too tidy.

        i think it's reasonably safe to say that that's not mine.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        Lost User
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        Everybody knows yours is to write in lower-case only.

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        • S Septimus Hedgehog

          Auntie reports[^] about this bloke and his particular OCD. My wife used to do house visits on her patient list when she did community nursing and a couple of the patients had seriously odd OCDs. Mine? Is being too tidy. At home, the pantry cupboard is rigidly organised, sauces in one place, tins arranged by type in another. It works and we always know where to find things and what needs replenishing. Mrs. Wife doesn't care where she puts things back so I'm always opening and checking. It drives her nuts and she drive me nuts which is nuts considering it's just a stupid pantry cupboard. I will never write unless I use a fountain pen. Roller-ball pens really annoy me. I detest them. My power tools are always kept spotlessly clean. I dust them down and wipe them clean every time I use them. Never ask me to borrow any of my power tools. Ever. The answer is unconditional no. I'll use them for you but that's the end of the story concerning them. Mrs. Wife leaves magazines and books scattered around; I clear them up and rearrange them in tidy stacks. I even realign the bits of paper she uses for bookmarks; all of them aligned and staggered for quick usage. I will visit and revisit my code and look for better and neater ways to do things; the compiler doesn't give a toss. I've seen bits of MSIL where crumbs are swept under an instruction. The MSIL looks clean on top and I know there's keyboard fluff in there as well. Bloody compiler.

          If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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          Lost User
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          Leslie Nielsen 151576 wrote:

          Mine?

          Mine is an *almost* overwhelming compulsion to reply to postings about OCD disorders. :)

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          • L Lost User

            Everybody knows yours is to write in lower-case only.

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            Mark_Wallace
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            that's not an ocd; it's pslockophobia -- a morbid fear of caps-lock keys.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • J Joezer BH

              Quite a number of readers or your post have CP as their OCD :-O

              It is a paradox that paradoxes would actually exist in reality. That means of course that they don't exist. However, they do!

              ∫(Edo)dx = Tzumer ∑k(this.Kid)k = this.♥

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              Herbisaurus
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              No I don't :-O

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              • H Herbisaurus

                No I don't :-O

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                Joezer BH
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                Of course you don't, everyone here is innocent.

                It is a paradox that paradoxes would actually exist in reality. That means of course that they don't exist. However, they do!

                ∫(Edo)dx = Tzumer ∑k(this.Kid)k = this.♥

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                • J Joezer BH

                  Of course you don't, everyone here is innocent.

                  It is a paradox that paradoxes would actually exist in reality. That means of course that they don't exist. However, they do!

                  ∫(Edo)dx = Tzumer ∑k(this.Kid)k = this.♥

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                  Herbisaurus
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                  No, I'm not :-O

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                  • H Herbisaurus

                    No, I'm not :-O

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                    Joezer BH
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                    At least you are not in constant denial ... :~

                    It is a paradox that paradoxes would actually exist in reality. That means of course that they don't exist. However, they do!

                    ∫(Edo)dx = Tzumer ∑k(this.Kid)k = this.♥

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                    • J Joezer BH

                      At least you are not in constant denial ... :~

                      It is a paradox that paradoxes would actually exist in reality. That means of course that they don't exist. However, they do!

                      ∫(Edo)dx = Tzumer ∑k(this.Kid)k = this.♥

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                      Herbisaurus
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                      :laugh: You are right, pheew (I didn't laugh... )

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