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My First Oil Change

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    I changed the oil in my Jeep because I'm one of those rugged, do-it-yourself kind of guys. There is that, and also I don't like paying $35.00 for an oil change. I decided to use synthetic oil which is more expensive. The oil alone was $35.00, plus the filter which came in at $14.00. I bought an oil pan to catch the oil that doubles as a storage unit for used oil. $20.00. I wanted to take care to use the right sized ratchet (13mm) that came in at $12.00. Toss in the pair of jeans I ruined ($35.00) and the oil soaked T-Shirt ($15.00). I'll probably let nature take care of the large oil stain in the driveway. So I got in my first oil change for $131.00 Not bad.

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      I changed the oil in my Jeep because I'm one of those rugged, do-it-yourself kind of guys. There is that, and also I don't like paying $35.00 for an oil change. I decided to use synthetic oil which is more expensive. The oil alone was $35.00, plus the filter which came in at $14.00. I bought an oil pan to catch the oil that doubles as a storage unit for used oil. $20.00. I wanted to take care to use the right sized ratchet (13mm) that came in at $12.00. Toss in the pair of jeans I ruined ($35.00) and the oil soaked T-Shirt ($15.00). I'll probably let nature take care of the large oil stain in the driveway. So I got in my first oil change for $131.00 Not bad.

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      The positive side is that the next oil change will only be $99. ;) Oil $35 Filter 14 Jeans $35 T-Shirt $15

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        The positive side is that the next oil change will only be $99. ;) Oil $35 Filter 14 Jeans $35 T-Shirt $15

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        Yeah, I'm trying to take the long-term view of the matter. Although, if I ruin another pair of jeans I'll have to fund a divorce. ($50,000.00)

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          Yeah, I'm trying to take the long-term view of the matter. Although, if I ruin another pair of jeans I'll have to fund a divorce. ($50,000.00)

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          It is for reasons such as these that I decorate naked. It is a lot easier to wash paint off me than off clothes. I assume it is the same for oil.

          “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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            I changed the oil in my Jeep because I'm one of those rugged, do-it-yourself kind of guys. There is that, and also I don't like paying $35.00 for an oil change. I decided to use synthetic oil which is more expensive. The oil alone was $35.00, plus the filter which came in at $14.00. I bought an oil pan to catch the oil that doubles as a storage unit for used oil. $20.00. I wanted to take care to use the right sized ratchet (13mm) that came in at $12.00. Toss in the pair of jeans I ruined ($35.00) and the oil soaked T-Shirt ($15.00). I'll probably let nature take care of the large oil stain in the driveway. So I got in my first oil change for $131.00 Not bad.

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            MehGerbil wrote:

            I'll probably let nature take care of the large oil stain in the driveway.

            Kitty Litter will absorb it, throw it over the affected area let sit for a day or two then sweep up. Don't do if it's going to rain.

            VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.

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              MehGerbil wrote:

              I'll probably let nature take care of the large oil stain in the driveway.

              Kitty Litter will absorb it, throw it over the affected area let sit for a day or two then sweep up. Don't do if it's going to rain.

              VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.

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              I got told you can remove it with coke. This was when I had a car with a little oil leak and got banned from parking on anyone's drive. I asked a mechanic who was looking at a different problem if he could see where it was coming from and he replied "It's piddling out everywhere". I got through a liter of oil a week in the last few months of the car.

              “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                I got told you can remove it with coke. This was when I had a car with a little oil leak and got banned from parking on anyone's drive. I asked a mechanic who was looking at a different problem if he could see where it was coming from and he replied "It's piddling out everywhere". I got through a liter of oil a week in the last few months of the car.

                “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                ChrisElston wrote:

                I got through a liter of oil a week in the last few months of the car.

                When I got out of the service and went home my brother had bought a car, if I remember I think Buick for $15 and it didn't have a hood. When I got in to take a ride there was a case of oil in the back seat and my brother explained to me that oil shot out of the motor onto the windshield so at every light you had to stop and wipe the oil off, I don't think wipers worked (it's been a lot of years) and every other light you had to wipe and add a quart of oil.

                VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension Some days, it's just not worth chewing through the restraints.

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                  It is for reasons such as these that I decorate naked. It is a lot easier to wash paint off me than off clothes. I assume it is the same for oil.

                  “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                  Remind me not to drive by your house when you're painting the outside! Iain

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                    I changed the oil in my Jeep because I'm one of those rugged, do-it-yourself kind of guys. There is that, and also I don't like paying $35.00 for an oil change. I decided to use synthetic oil which is more expensive. The oil alone was $35.00, plus the filter which came in at $14.00. I bought an oil pan to catch the oil that doubles as a storage unit for used oil. $20.00. I wanted to take care to use the right sized ratchet (13mm) that came in at $12.00. Toss in the pair of jeans I ruined ($35.00) and the oil soaked T-Shirt ($15.00). I'll probably let nature take care of the large oil stain in the driveway. So I got in my first oil change for $131.00 Not bad.

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                    Ennis Ray Lynch Jr
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                    Cheaper to pay an oil change place huh? I learned that lesson a long time ago.

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                      It is for reasons such as these that I decorate naked. It is a lot easier to wash paint off me than off clothes. I assume it is the same for oil.

                      “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                      ChrisElston wrote:

                      It is for reasons such as these that I decorate naked.

                      X| Mind bleach please someone pass me the mind bleach. luckily I haven't eaten lunch yet else I would of brought it back up

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                        Yeah, I'm trying to take the long-term view of the matter. Although, if I ruin another pair of jeans I'll have to fund a divorce. ($50,000.00)

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                        MehGerbil wrote:

                        if I ruin another pair of jeans I'll have to fund a divorce. ($50,000.00)

                        Either keep the ruined jeans or get a pair of "workwear" pants when doing stuff like that, it helps keeping the clothes cost down (talking from experience fiddling with race cars, etc). But who am I to say that, last weekend I painted a door to a cupboard at home and thoght to myself: "-Change clothes? For this? No, it's easy and I can't possible get paint all over the place..." . Well, it turns out I can get paint on a lot of places where it's not supposed to be. :doh:

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                          I got told you can remove it with coke. This was when I had a car with a little oil leak and got banned from parking on anyone's drive. I asked a mechanic who was looking at a different problem if he could see where it was coming from and he replied "It's piddling out everywhere". I got through a liter of oil a week in the last few months of the car.

                          “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                          ChrisElston wrote:

                          I got told you can remove it with coke.

                          Damn, that's a lot of money to remove an oil stain from the driveway. I'd probably need a full pound.

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                            ChrisElston wrote:

                            I got told you can remove it with coke.

                            Damn, that's a lot of money to remove an oil stain from the driveway. I'd probably need a full pound.

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                            I assumed they meant a-cola rather than ain. But I didn't try either. On the stain.

                            “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                              I changed the oil in my Jeep because I'm one of those rugged, do-it-yourself kind of guys. There is that, and also I don't like paying $35.00 for an oil change. I decided to use synthetic oil which is more expensive. The oil alone was $35.00, plus the filter which came in at $14.00. I bought an oil pan to catch the oil that doubles as a storage unit for used oil. $20.00. I wanted to take care to use the right sized ratchet (13mm) that came in at $12.00. Toss in the pair of jeans I ruined ($35.00) and the oil soaked T-Shirt ($15.00). I'll probably let nature take care of the large oil stain in the driveway. So I got in my first oil change for $131.00 Not bad.

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                                I changed the oil in my Jeep because I'm one of those rugged, do-it-yourself kind of guys. There is that, and also I don't like paying $35.00 for an oil change. I decided to use synthetic oil which is more expensive. The oil alone was $35.00, plus the filter which came in at $14.00. I bought an oil pan to catch the oil that doubles as a storage unit for used oil. $20.00. I wanted to take care to use the right sized ratchet (13mm) that came in at $12.00. Toss in the pair of jeans I ruined ($35.00) and the oil soaked T-Shirt ($15.00). I'll probably let nature take care of the large oil stain in the driveway. So I got in my first oil change for $131.00 Not bad.

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                                Places like Jiffy Lube are going to charge more than $35 for synthetic oil anyway. I change my own oil but mainly because I don't trust the kids those oil-change places have working on my car nowadays. One time I went to Walmart (I know, bad choice in the first place) and had them change my oil because I was in the process of moving and did not have access to my tools. Everything seemed OK until I went to change my oil myself the next time. The idiot at Walmart (redundant?) had used a pair of pliers to remove my oil plug and stripped it. Are you kidding me?! And they always want to nickle-and-dime you to death with little upgrades: Want a new air filter? That's an additional $30. Want a new cabin filter? That's an additional $50, which is ridiculous considering how inexpensive and easy it is to change a cabin filter -- just Google/Bing/Whatever it to figure out how to do it yourself if you don't know how -- and for all that is holy in the universe don't ever ask a dealership to do it as that will cost you at least $75. How about a transmission fluid flush? Yeah, right -- don't fall for that one either. And that nice air freshner they want to "give" you, only $5. What a deal! Keep changing your own oil. It will be worth it. And the satisfaction of doing it yourself and doing it right, priceless. (OK, I feel better now!)

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                                  I changed the oil in my Jeep because I'm one of those rugged, do-it-yourself kind of guys. There is that, and also I don't like paying $35.00 for an oil change. I decided to use synthetic oil which is more expensive. The oil alone was $35.00, plus the filter which came in at $14.00. I bought an oil pan to catch the oil that doubles as a storage unit for used oil. $20.00. I wanted to take care to use the right sized ratchet (13mm) that came in at $12.00. Toss in the pair of jeans I ruined ($35.00) and the oil soaked T-Shirt ($15.00). I'll probably let nature take care of the large oil stain in the driveway. So I got in my first oil change for $131.00 Not bad.

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                                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                  what did you climb into the engine and shoveled it out? I hope you fully drained the mineral oil before the change, a lot of these synthetic oils react badly to being mixed

                                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                    It is for reasons such as these that I decorate naked. It is a lot easier to wash paint off me than off clothes. I assume it is the same for oil.

                                    “I believe that there is an equality to all humanity. We all suck.” Bill Hicks

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                                    ChrisElston wrote:

                                    It is a lot easier to wash paint off me than off clothes.

                                    And the wifey doesn't care either :-)

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                                      I changed the oil in my Jeep because I'm one of those rugged, do-it-yourself kind of guys. There is that, and also I don't like paying $35.00 for an oil change. I decided to use synthetic oil which is more expensive. The oil alone was $35.00, plus the filter which came in at $14.00. I bought an oil pan to catch the oil that doubles as a storage unit for used oil. $20.00. I wanted to take care to use the right sized ratchet (13mm) that came in at $12.00. Toss in the pair of jeans I ruined ($35.00) and the oil soaked T-Shirt ($15.00). I'll probably let nature take care of the large oil stain in the driveway. So I got in my first oil change for $131.00 Not bad.

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                                      Erudite_Eric
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                                      Synthetic oil is the dogs bollocks, it is incredible stuff. Truly.

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                                        what did you climb into the engine and shoveled it out? I hope you fully drained the mineral oil before the change, a lot of these synthetic oils react badly to being mixed

                                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                        Erudite_Eric
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                                        I always heard it wasnt a problem, and in fact semi synthetic oil is sold.

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                                          I always heard it wasnt a problem, and in fact semi synthetic oil is sold.

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                                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                          some are fine but some do state that the engine need flushing prior to use

                                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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