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I bought an Appel IFone off eBay

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  • B Brady Kelly

    I'm afraid it really isn't.

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    szukuro
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    Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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    • L Lost User

      Hey we have a real Hungarian on here.

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      Nagy Vilmos
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      And what makes you say I'm not real?

      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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      • B Brady Kelly

        I'm afraid it really isn't.

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        I think it is. He is alluding to the fact that there is a lot of fakery and skullbuggery on eBay. It was a probably a cheaply made POS, assembled by peasants in one of the less salubrious districts of Shanxi and whose translation to the English was done via an in-bred dwarf with a speech impediment, dyslexia and no knowledge of English.

        --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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        • N Nagy Vilmos

          And what makes you say I'm not real?

          Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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          Lost User
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          There's nothing more English than a double barrelled surname.

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          • D Dalek Dave

            I think it is. He is alluding to the fact that there is a lot of fakery and skullbuggery on eBay. It was a probably a cheaply made POS, assembled by peasants in one of the less salubrious districts of Shanxi and whose translation to the English was done via an in-bred dwarf with a speech impediment, dyslexia and no knowledge of English.

            --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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            szukuro
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            He is alluding to the fact that there is a lot of fakery and skullbuggery on eBay.

            Indeed I was. Though I assumed Brady understood the joke, he just didn't like it (that still might be the case though :) )

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            • L Lost User

              There's nothing more English than a double barrelled surname.

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              Nagy Vilmos
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              Very good, except we're Irish-Scottish.

              Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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              • D Dalek Dave

                I think it is. He is alluding to the fact that there is a lot of fakery and skullbuggery on eBay. It was a probably a cheaply made POS, assembled by peasants in one of the less salubrious districts of Shanxi and whose translation to the English was done via an in-bred dwarf with a speech impediment, dyslexia and no knowledge of English.

                --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                The speaker of the House is moonlighting?

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                • N Nagy Vilmos

                  Very good, except we're Irish-Scottish.

                  Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                  Lost User
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                  :rose: Sorry to hear that.

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                  • L Lost User

                    :rose: Sorry to hear that.

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    The only apology needed is about the neighbours! :laugh:

                    Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      And what makes you say I'm not real?

                      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                      Joezer BH
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                      It was a trick, to see if you would ask that. A real Hungarian would never have asked that question. You fell for it.

                      It is a paradox that paradoxes would actually exist in reality. That means of course that they don't exist. However, they do!

                      ∫(Edo)dx = Tzumer ∑k(this.Kid)k = this.♥

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                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                        The only apology needed is about the neighbours! :laugh:

                        Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                        Lost User
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                        At least I understand why you pretend to be Hungarian now.

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                        • L Lost User

                          At least I understand why you pretend to be Hungarian now.

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          I could become Hungarian if I so wish. I can't remember all the rules but being married to a Hungarian and owning property here for more than 5 years allows you naturalise. I came in 97 and have been married since 2001, so I qualify. The only hurdle could be the interview with the Consul General to test my Hungarian. As he's already said he'd sign my papers if I apply that wouldn't be a problem. But to be honest, I can't see any advantage except getting another passport.

                          Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                          • J Joezer BH

                            It was a trick, to see if you would ask that. A real Hungarian would never have asked that question. You fell for it.

                            It is a paradox that paradoxes would actually exist in reality. That means of course that they don't exist. However, they do!

                            ∫(Edo)dx = Tzumer ∑k(this.Kid)k = this.♥

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            Read my bio and it'll be clear.

                            Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                            • N Nagy Vilmos

                              Read my bio and it'll be clear.

                              Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                              Joezer BH
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                              Yeah, I know, we've had the chat on your "name"'s meaning a while back (that being "Determined Protected") remember? * Note to self: Case study - should have marked MessageType as joke?

                              It is a paradox that paradoxes would actually exist in reality. That means of course that they don't exist. However, they do!

                              ∫(Edo)dx = Tzumer ∑k(this.Kid)k = this.♥

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