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I bought an Appel IFone off eBay

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  • L Lost User

    Hey we have a real Hungarian on here.

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    And what makes you say I'm not real?

    Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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    • B Brady Kelly

      I'm afraid it really isn't.

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      Dalek Dave
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      I think it is. He is alluding to the fact that there is a lot of fakery and skullbuggery on eBay. It was a probably a cheaply made POS, assembled by peasants in one of the less salubrious districts of Shanxi and whose translation to the English was done via an in-bred dwarf with a speech impediment, dyslexia and no knowledge of English.

      --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        And what makes you say I'm not real?

        Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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        Lost User
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        There's nothing more English than a double barrelled surname.

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        • D Dalek Dave

          I think it is. He is alluding to the fact that there is a lot of fakery and skullbuggery on eBay. It was a probably a cheaply made POS, assembled by peasants in one of the less salubrious districts of Shanxi and whose translation to the English was done via an in-bred dwarf with a speech impediment, dyslexia and no knowledge of English.

          --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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          szukuro
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          Dalek Dave wrote:

          He is alluding to the fact that there is a lot of fakery and skullbuggery on eBay.

          Indeed I was. Though I assumed Brady understood the joke, he just didn't like it (that still might be the case though :) )

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          • L Lost User

            There's nothing more English than a double barrelled surname.

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            Nagy Vilmos
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            Very good, except we're Irish-Scottish.

            Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Very good, except we're Irish-Scottish.

              Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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              Lost User
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              :rose: Sorry to hear that.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                I think it is. He is alluding to the fact that there is a lot of fakery and skullbuggery on eBay. It was a probably a cheaply made POS, assembled by peasants in one of the less salubrious districts of Shanxi and whose translation to the English was done via an in-bred dwarf with a speech impediment, dyslexia and no knowledge of English.

                --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                The speaker of the House is moonlighting?

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                • L Lost User

                  :rose: Sorry to hear that.

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  The only apology needed is about the neighbours! :laugh:

                  Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    And what makes you say I'm not real?

                    Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                    Joezer BH
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                    It was a trick, to see if you would ask that. A real Hungarian would never have asked that question. You fell for it.

                    It is a paradox that paradoxes would actually exist in reality. That means of course that they don't exist. However, they do!

                    ∫(Edo)dx = Tzumer ∑k(this.Kid)k = this.♥

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      The only apology needed is about the neighbours! :laugh:

                      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                      Lost User
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                      At least I understand why you pretend to be Hungarian now.

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                      • L Lost User

                        At least I understand why you pretend to be Hungarian now.

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        I could become Hungarian if I so wish. I can't remember all the rules but being married to a Hungarian and owning property here for more than 5 years allows you naturalise. I came in 97 and have been married since 2001, so I qualify. The only hurdle could be the interview with the Consul General to test my Hungarian. As he's already said he'd sign my papers if I apply that wouldn't be a problem. But to be honest, I can't see any advantage except getting another passport.

                        Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                        • J Joezer BH

                          It was a trick, to see if you would ask that. A real Hungarian would never have asked that question. You fell for it.

                          It is a paradox that paradoxes would actually exist in reality. That means of course that they don't exist. However, they do!

                          ∫(Edo)dx = Tzumer ∑k(this.Kid)k = this.♥

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          Read my bio and it'll be clear.

                          Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            Read my bio and it'll be clear.

                            Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                            Joezer BH
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                            Yeah, I know, we've had the chat on your "name"'s meaning a while back (that being "Determined Protected") remember? * Note to self: Case study - should have marked MessageType as joke?

                            It is a paradox that paradoxes would actually exist in reality. That means of course that they don't exist. However, they do!

                            ∫(Edo)dx = Tzumer ∑k(this.Kid)k = this.♥

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