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Oy! Liberia! Are You Thick Or What?

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Aunty[^]:

    Liberia's education minister says she finds it hard to believe that not a single candidate passed this year's university admission exam.

    25,000 sit the exam, no-one passes. On a serious note, either the University is setting the bar to high or the students are not being given the teaching they need. Either way it is disgraceful.

    Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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      Aunty[^]:

      Liberia's education minister says she finds it hard to believe that not a single candidate passed this year's university admission exam.

      25,000 sit the exam, no-one passes. On a serious note, either the University is setting the bar to high or the students are not being given the teaching they need. Either way it is disgraceful.

      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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      Mark_Wallace
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      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

      setting the bar to high

      Like in spelling, for example? Sorry, Mate, but you can't attend Liberian universities. Try not to be too heartbroken.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

        setting the bar to high

        Like in spelling, for example? Sorry, Mate, but you can't attend Liberian universities. Try not to be too heartbroken.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Sire, Please take your pedantry and go 'get friendly' with a goose.

        Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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          Sire, Please take your pedantry and go 'get friendly' with a goose.

          Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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          leave the goose alone, he has never recovered from the midget in topgun

          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

            setting the bar to high

            Like in spelling, for example? Sorry, Mate, but you can't attend Liberian universities. Try not to be too heartbroken.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            Testing 1 2 uh 7
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            Maybe it's just your interpretation of his word choice. I often set the burner on my stove to high (though on occasion I also set it too high). We live in a digital world now, so he may very well have set the bar to high by setting the bar to high. ;P

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            • N Nagy Vilmos

              Sire, Please take your pedantry and go 'get friendly' with a goose.

              Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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              Mark_Wallace
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              Where in Hell am I supposed to get a goose? Can't I borrow one of Griff's sheep, instead?

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              • T Testing 1 2 uh 7

                Maybe it's just your interpretation of his word choice. I often set the burner on my stove to high (though on occasion I also set it too high). We live in a digital world now, so he may very well have set the bar to high by setting the bar to high. ;P

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                Mark_Wallace
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                *sigh* How many opportunities to use the word "two" did you miss?

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  *sigh* How many opportunities to use the word "two" did you miss?

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                  two?

                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                  • M Mark_Wallace

                    Where in Hell am I supposed to get a goose? Can't I borrow one of Griff's sheep, instead?

                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                    I wouldn't he doesn't wash his hands

                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                      Where in Hell am I supposed to get a goose? Can't I borrow one of Griff's sheep, instead?

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      You leave moi sheeps alone! Get Orf Moi Land!

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                      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                        two?

                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        What, are you homophonic? Your name doesn't look Russian.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          What, are you homophonic? Your name doesn't look Russian.

                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                          Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                          no i am stereophobic ( I hate 1990s pop groups)

                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                            You leave moi sheeps alone! Get Orf Moi Land!

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                            That has to be the worst attempt at Welsh accent I've ever heard. For shame!

                            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                              no i am stereophobic ( I hate 1990s pop groups)

                              You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              I'm styrofomic, myself. I run a mile if I see a mcdonalds.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                That has to be the worst attempt at Welsh accent I've ever heard. For shame!

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                It's a damn good thing you haven't heard me speaking Welsh - my accent is even worse!

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                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  I'm styrofomic, myself. I run a mile if I see a mcdonalds.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                  a macdonalds what? on second thoughts I dont think I want to know (remember the kid sister rule)

                                  You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                  • T Testing 1 2 uh 7

                                    Maybe it's just your interpretation of his word choice. I often set the burner on my stove to high (though on occasion I also set it too high). We live in a digital world now, so he may very well have set the bar to high by setting the bar to high. ;P

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                                    Nagy Vilmos
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                                    No, I just had too few o's

                                    Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      Aunty[^]:

                                      Liberia's education minister says she finds it hard to believe that not a single candidate passed this year's university admission exam.

                                      25,000 sit the exam, no-one passes. On a serious note, either the University is setting the bar to high or the students are not being given the teaching they need. Either way it is disgraceful.

                                      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                                      Rage
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                                      They should look over to how Nigeria handles this : their "Mail scam" university degree course have 500,000+ accepted students every year.

                                      ~RaGE();

                                      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                                      • N Nagy Vilmos

                                        No, I just had too few o's

                                        Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                                        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                                        Dave will sell you a load cheap, slightly dented when they fell off the lorry

                                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                        • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                          Dave will sell you a load cheap, slightly dented when they fell off the lorry

                                          You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                          OriginalGriff
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                                          ...but it'll take him all week to paint them red.

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                                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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