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Oy! Liberia! Are You Thick Or What?

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  • M Mark_Wallace

    Where in Hell am I supposed to get a goose? Can't I borrow one of Griff's sheep, instead?

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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    I wouldn't he doesn't wash his hands

    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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    • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

      two?

      You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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      Mark_Wallace
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      What, are you homophonic? Your name doesn't look Russian.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      • M Mark_Wallace

        What, are you homophonic? Your name doesn't look Russian.

        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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        Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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        no i am stereophobic ( I hate 1990s pop groups)

        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          You leave moi sheeps alone! Get Orf Moi Land!

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          Mark_Wallace
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          That has to be the worst attempt at Welsh accent I've ever heard. For shame!

          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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          • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

            no i am stereophobic ( I hate 1990s pop groups)

            You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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            Mark_Wallace
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            I'm styrofomic, myself. I run a mile if I see a mcdonalds.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • M Mark_Wallace

              That has to be the worst attempt at Welsh accent I've ever heard. For shame!

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              OriginalGriff
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              It's a damn good thing you haven't heard me speaking Welsh - my accent is even worse!

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              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • M Mark_Wallace

                I'm styrofomic, myself. I run a mile if I see a mcdonalds.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                a macdonalds what? on second thoughts I dont think I want to know (remember the kid sister rule)

                You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                • T Testing 1 2 uh 7

                  Maybe it's just your interpretation of his word choice. I often set the burner on my stove to high (though on occasion I also set it too high). We live in a digital world now, so he may very well have set the bar to high by setting the bar to high. ;P

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  No, I just had too few o's

                  Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                  • N Nagy Vilmos

                    No, I just had too few o's

                    Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                    Bergholt Stuttley Johnson
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                    Dave will sell you a load cheap, slightly dented when they fell off the lorry

                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                      Aunty[^]:

                      Liberia's education minister says she finds it hard to believe that not a single candidate passed this year's university admission exam.

                      25,000 sit the exam, no-one passes. On a serious note, either the University is setting the bar to high or the students are not being given the teaching they need. Either way it is disgraceful.

                      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                      Rage
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                      They should look over to how Nigeria handles this : their "Mail scam" university degree course have 500,000+ accepted students every year.

                      ~RaGE();

                      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                      • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                        Dave will sell you a load cheap, slightly dented when they fell off the lorry

                        You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                        OriginalGriff
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                        ...but it'll take him all week to paint them red.

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                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                          Aunty[^]:

                          Liberia's education minister says she finds it hard to believe that not a single candidate passed this year's university admission exam.

                          25,000 sit the exam, no-one passes. On a serious note, either the University is setting the bar to high or the students are not being given the teaching they need. Either way it is disgraceful.

                          Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                          CPallini
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                          Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Our government would find it a nice idea for drastically cut funds to university.

                          Veni, vidi, vici.

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                          • N Nagy Vilmos

                            Aunty[^]:

                            Liberia's education minister says she finds it hard to believe that not a single candidate passed this year's university admission exam.

                            25,000 sit the exam, no-one passes. On a serious note, either the University is setting the bar to high or the students are not being given the teaching they need. Either way it is disgraceful.

                            Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                            Clifford Nelson
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                            Could do like the US, and just lower the standards. It has long been noted that the students entering university are very weak in reading and writting. Of course still have to have the money to pay, and the Universities need the money to pay the professors and administrators.

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              It's a damn good thing you haven't heard me speaking Welsh - my accent is even worse!

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                              Mark_Wallace
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                              Anyone who hasn't heard anyone speaking Welsh should be considered lucky -- it's almost as awful as Dutch.

                              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                Could do like the US, and just lower the standards. It has long been noted that the students entering university are very weak in reading and writting. Of course still have to have the money to pay, and the Universities need the money to pay the professors and administrators.

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                                Mark_Wallace
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                                Same in the UK. Either lower the bar or change the curriculum/examination system altogether. The fact that at least 50% of teachers have always been complete useless idiots, who, generation after generation, teach the next generation of teachers, means that teaching standards always decline until the requirements for teaching staff change. But it's much easier to simply change the standards required of the poor kids who are "taught" by these idiots -- that shows instant results, which is what politicians like. School scorecard systems, like those introduced in the UK not so many years ago, go some way toward improving/shaking up teaching staff, but politicians always bottle out of making proper use of the results.

                                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  ...but it'll take him all week to paint them red.

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                                  Mark_Wallace
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                                  I'm voting that as JOTD.

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                                  • B Bergholt Stuttley Johnson

                                    a macdonalds what? on second thoughts I dont think I want to know (remember the kid sister rule)

                                    You cant outrun the world, but there is no harm in getting a head start Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

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                                    Mark_Wallace
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                                    As you kid sister will readily tell you, he had animals on a farm. (edited for the Hell of it)

                                    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                    • N Nagy Vilmos

                                      Aunty[^]:

                                      Liberia's education minister says she finds it hard to believe that not a single candidate passed this year's university admission exam.

                                      25,000 sit the exam, no-one passes. On a serious note, either the University is setting the bar to high or the students are not being given the teaching they need. Either way it is disgraceful.

                                      Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow

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                                      GenJerDan
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                                      Is it the same exam as last year? If so, I suspect chicanery, tomfoolery, or oopsies.

                                      YouTube and My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc.

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                                      • G GenJerDan

                                        Is it the same exam as last year? If so, I suspect chicanery, tomfoolery, or oopsies.

                                        YouTube and My Mu[sic], Films and Windows Programs, etc.

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                                        Mark_Wallace
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                                        There's always the chance that they're trying to game the university-ranking systems, but, to be honest (after digging a little), it looks more like they just don't have the money to take on more students, so they're "closing the doors".

                                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                        • M Mark_Wallace

                                          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                          setting the bar to high

                                          Like in spelling, for example? Sorry, Mate, but you can't attend Liberian universities. Try not to be too heartbroken.

                                          I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                          Kyudos
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                                          I know I'm late to the party, but that is a grammatical error, not a spelling error :P

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