Lubarsky Strikes Again
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Dalek Dave wrote:
hankfully it was written in VB
Opinions may differ on this one ;)
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No, I think we all agree - VB is up there with Wand Erection in the sucketh stakes.
Reality is an illusion caused by a lack of alcohol "Nagy, you have won the internets." - Keith Barrow
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My comments are always directed at the poor s.o.b. who has to fix it. Inevitably it is me. Fortunately I have a bad memory (at least for my foul coding deeds) and must document.
_____________________________ A logician deducts the truth. A detective inducts the truth. A journalist abducts the truth. Give a man a mug, he drinks for a day. Teach a man to mug...
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Every time I think the VAT program I wrote is finalised, completed, working, error free and perfect... It fails when the Sales less Purchases figure is LESS than the amount of VAT Claimed. Back in I go... (Thankfully it was written in VB and I managed to comment it well, it was done so long ago)
--------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.
Dalek Dave wrote:
Thankfully it was written in VB
On error Resume next?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Thankfully it was written in VB
On error Resume next?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
Gotta love the error handling, if it goes wrong ignore and carry on :confused: (got me out some holes, probably created a mess for the SOB that had to fill them!)
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Your saying your hacks are worse than mind I don't so!
glennPattonWork wrote:
Your saying your hacks are worse than mind I don't so!
Congratulations! You win todays star prize for most grammatically incorrect sentence. A little gem, perfect in every way...were you drinking hard last night? :laugh:
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glennPattonWork wrote:
Your saying your hacks are worse than mind I don't so!
Congratulations! You win todays star prize for most grammatically incorrect sentence. A little gem, perfect in every way...were you drinking hard last night? :laugh:
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:(( I didn't realise I posted it! I was distracted by a graphics problem on a test PC. The sentence was meant to be "Your saying your hacks are worse than mine, I don't think so!" but thought better of it and tried to delete it... failed miserably, is this how today will pan out, failure after failure?
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Gotta love the error handling, if it goes wrong ignore and carry on :confused: (got me out some holes, probably created a mess for the SOB that had to fill them!)
VB6. Failure is an option!
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
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:(( I didn't realise I posted it! I was distracted by a graphics problem on a test PC. The sentence was meant to be "Your saying your hacks are worse than mine, I don't think so!" but thought better of it and tried to delete it... failed miserably, is this how today will pan out, failure after failure?
Probably. But now you know that, you can do things a little more slowly, more deliberately, more carefully. So it isn't all bad. :laugh:
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VB6. Failure is an option!
If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.
No certainty! :)
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Probably. But now you know that, you can do things a little more slowly, more deliberately, more carefully. So it isn't all bad. :laugh:
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Slowly, slowly catch eth monkey, for some reason comes to mind, more haste less speed, nahh I give up! (walks away muttering about Lattice BGA's)
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Dalek Dave wrote:
Thankfully it was written in VB
On error Resume next?
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
GoTo the naughty corner!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
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GoTo the naughty corner!
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH
Hell, I've spent so much time there, I've installed a fridge and an XBox.
I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!
