JOTD
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Q: How many government employee does it takes to change a light bulb? A: We'll have a sub-committee meeting and get back to you with an estimate!
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Q: How many government employee does it takes to change a light bulb? A: We'll have a sub-committee meeting and get back to you with an estimate!
My programming get away... The Blog... DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!
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Q: How many government employee does it takes to change a light bulb? A: We'll have a sub-committee meeting and get back to you with an estimate!
My programming get away... The Blog... DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!
Super Lloyd wrote:
A: We'll have a sub-committee meeting and get back to you with an estimate!
And a budget! :laugh:
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Q: How many government employee does it takes to change a light bulb? A: We'll have a sub-committee meeting and get back to you with an estimate!
My programming get away... The Blog... DirectX for WinRT/C# since 2013! Taking over the world since 1371!
Super Lloyd wrote:
Q: How many government employee does it takes to change a light bulb?
The president wants to put into law that it requires one person to change a lightbulb, claiming this improves employment and manufacturing in the US, never mind that the bulbs are actually made in China. However, because changing a light bulb often requires climbing a ladder, the bill includes the Changing Light Bulb Health Insurance Act (CLBHI), otherwise known as ObamaLite. The bill easily passes the Senate, being controlled by Democrats. Unfortunately, the House, controlled by Republicans, wants to defund ObamaLite, resulting in a government shutdown when it comes time to pass the federal budget. All government agencies slowly go dark because nobody is being paid to change lightbulbs anymore, and the media has a field day with headlines such as "Obama is a dimwit", "The Complex DIMensions of ObamaLite", and "Lighten Up, Congress!" Marc
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Super Lloyd wrote:
Q: How many government employee does it takes to change a light bulb?
The president wants to put into law that it requires one person to change a lightbulb, claiming this improves employment and manufacturing in the US, never mind that the bulbs are actually made in China. However, because changing a light bulb often requires climbing a ladder, the bill includes the Changing Light Bulb Health Insurance Act (CLBHI), otherwise known as ObamaLite. The bill easily passes the Senate, being controlled by Democrats. Unfortunately, the House, controlled by Republicans, wants to defund ObamaLite, resulting in a government shutdown when it comes time to pass the federal budget. All government agencies slowly go dark because nobody is being paid to change lightbulbs anymore, and the media has a field day with headlines such as "Obama is a dimwit", "The Complex DIMensions of ObamaLite", and "Lighten Up, Congress!" Marc
priceless and clever.
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Super Lloyd wrote:
Q: How many government employee does it takes to change a light bulb?
The president wants to put into law that it requires one person to change a lightbulb, claiming this improves employment and manufacturing in the US, never mind that the bulbs are actually made in China. However, because changing a light bulb often requires climbing a ladder, the bill includes the Changing Light Bulb Health Insurance Act (CLBHI), otherwise known as ObamaLite. The bill easily passes the Senate, being controlled by Democrats. Unfortunately, the House, controlled by Republicans, wants to defund ObamaLite, resulting in a government shutdown when it comes time to pass the federal budget. All government agencies slowly go dark because nobody is being paid to change lightbulbs anymore, and the media has a field day with headlines such as "Obama is a dimwit", "The Complex DIMensions of ObamaLite", and "Lighten Up, Congress!" Marc
That shouldn't be under the heading "Joke Of The Day"... :sigh:
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That shouldn't be under the heading "Joke Of The Day"... :sigh:
The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger.
True. It's neither "of the day" nor a joke.
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