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    Nagy Vilmos
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    I had a letter to post. I waited for the rain to cease, but it didn't. So I went to the post-box in the deluge as I felt I couldn't wait any longer or else I'd miss the collection. As I approached, Pat drove off. With sadness and a heave heart I posted my letter and turned for home. As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart. I got home and the rain stopped. --- I have cancelled the rest of the day. :sigh:

    speramus in juniperus

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      I had a letter to post. I waited for the rain to cease, but it didn't. So I went to the post-box in the deluge as I felt I couldn't wait any longer or else I'd miss the collection. As I approached, Pat drove off. With sadness and a heave heart I posted my letter and turned for home. As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart. I got home and the rain stopped. --- I have cancelled the rest of the day. :sigh:

      speramus in juniperus

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      Pete OHanlon
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      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

      I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart.

      I blame twitter for people feeling the need to post things that we don't really need to, or even want to, know.

      Chill _Maxxx_
      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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        Nagy Vilmos wrote:

        I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart.

        I blame twitter for people feeling the need to post things that we don't really need to, or even want to, know.

        Chill _Maxxx_
        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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        Nagy Vilmos
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        Twitter would be worse. A lot, lot worse. I have not got so wet [from the rain] in a long time; it's that ugly heavy rain.

        speramus in juniperus

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          I had a letter to post. I waited for the rain to cease, but it didn't. So I went to the post-box in the deluge as I felt I couldn't wait any longer or else I'd miss the collection. As I approached, Pat drove off. With sadness and a heave heart I posted my letter and turned for home. As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart. I got home and the rain stopped. --- I have cancelled the rest of the day. :sigh:

          speramus in juniperus

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          And then what happened? Please don't keep us hanging on.

          "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

          "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

          "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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            I had a letter to post. I waited for the rain to cease, but it didn't. So I went to the post-box in the deluge as I felt I couldn't wait any longer or else I'd miss the collection. As I approached, Pat drove off. With sadness and a heave heart I posted my letter and turned for home. As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart. I got home and the rain stopped. --- I have cancelled the rest of the day. :sigh:

            speramus in juniperus

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            Nagy Vilmos wrote:

            I had a letter to post.
            I waited for the rain to cease, but it didn't. So I went to the post-box in the deluge as I felt I couldn't wait a

            I knew there was something I liked about the 140-char cut-off point!

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              I had a letter to post. I waited for the rain to cease, but it didn't. So I went to the post-box in the deluge as I felt I couldn't wait any longer or else I'd miss the collection. As I approached, Pat drove off. With sadness and a heave heart I posted my letter and turned for home. As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart. I got home and the rain stopped. --- I have cancelled the rest of the day. :sigh:

              speramus in juniperus

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              Simon_Whale
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              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

              As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart.

              all of a sudden I have gone off my chocolate muffin X|

              Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart.

                all of a sudden I have gone off my chocolate muffin X|

                Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                I'll have it!

                speramus in juniperus

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                  I'll have it!

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                  Sounds like you already have a chocolate muffin.

                  Chill _Maxxx_
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                    Sounds like you already have a chocolate muffin.

                    Chill _Maxxx_
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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    :-D I am slowly warming up. I turned the chair to the radiator and I have my legs stuck right up to it. The sun has come put, the birds are cheeping [or at least coughing melodically] and I soon have to go and pick up the grils.

                    speramus in juniperus

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                      :-D I am slowly warming up. I turned the chair to the radiator and I have my legs stuck right up to it. The sun has come put, the birds are cheeping [or at least coughing melodically] and I soon have to go and pick up the grils.

                      speramus in juniperus

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                      Hopefully you had a shower first.

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                        Hopefully you had a shower first.

                        Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo. - Harvey

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        It wasn't that bad. :laugh: It was just the thought that struck me - "I need a fart, ah not a fart" - that I found funny.

                        speramus in juniperus

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                          It wasn't that bad. :laugh: It was just the thought that struck me - "I need a fart, ah not a fart" - that I found funny.

                          speramus in juniperus

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                          Kenneth Haugland
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                          Quote:

                          "I need a fart, ah sh*t"

                          FTFY

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                            I had a letter to post. I waited for the rain to cease, but it didn't. So I went to the post-box in the deluge as I felt I couldn't wait any longer or else I'd miss the collection. As I approached, Pat drove off. With sadness and a heave heart I posted my letter and turned for home. As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart. I got home and the rain stopped. --- I have cancelled the rest of the day. :sigh:

                            speramus in juniperus

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                            And to think Pat's cat is black. Sheesh :wtf:

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                              I had a letter to post. I waited for the rain to cease, but it didn't. So I went to the post-box in the deluge as I felt I couldn't wait any longer or else I'd miss the collection. As I approached, Pat drove off. With sadness and a heave heart I posted my letter and turned for home. As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart. I got home and the rain stopped. --- I have cancelled the rest of the day. :sigh:

                              speramus in juniperus

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                              Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                              It wasn't a fart.

                              What was it? Did you hiccup?

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                                Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                It wasn't a fart.

                                What was it? Did you hiccup?

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                                The answer is in the previous thread! http://www.codeproject.com/lounge.aspx/favicon.ico?msg=4681000#xx4681000xx[^]

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                                  And then what happened? Please don't keep us hanging on.

                                  "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                  "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                                  "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                  Not sure about you, but I'm happy to wait until at least the heat death of the universe to hear the end of the fart story.

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                                    I had a letter to post. I waited for the rain to cease, but it didn't. So I went to the post-box in the deluge as I felt I couldn't wait any longer or else I'd miss the collection. As I approached, Pat drove off. With sadness and a heave heart I posted my letter and turned for home. As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart. I got home and the rain stopped. --- I have cancelled the rest of the day. :sigh:

                                    speramus in juniperus

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                                    None of that happened to me. I was walking my dogs before I went to work this morning. The weather was spectacular 23°C (74°F) and not a cloud in the sky. I felt the same kind of pressure you mention and since I was right by the ripe-smelling-dog-poop-bin, I figured I would be safe, so I released the pressure...Nothing but air. :-O Hope you have dried off by now. :-\ Soren Madsen

                                    "When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty

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                                      Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                      I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart.

                                      I blame twitter for people feeling the need to post things that we don't really need to, or even want to, know.

                                      Chill _Maxxx_
                                      CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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                                      Christopher Duncan
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                                      I blame Tim Berners-Lee.

                                      Christopher Duncan Author of Unite the Tribes: Leadership Skills for Technology Managers (2nd ed, just released) Have Fun, Get Paid: How to Make a Living With Your Creativity (Due Nov 2013) The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World

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                                        I blame Tim Berners-Lee.

                                        Christopher Duncan Author of Unite the Tribes: Leadership Skills for Technology Managers (2nd ed, just released) Have Fun, Get Paid: How to Make a Living With Your Creativity (Due Nov 2013) The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World

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                                        Words to live by

                                        Chill _Maxxx_
                                        CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier

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