Fail on so many levels...
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I had a letter to post. I waited for the rain to cease, but it didn't. So I went to the post-box in the deluge as I felt I couldn't wait any longer or else I'd miss the collection. As I approached, Pat drove off. With sadness and a heave heart I posted my letter and turned for home. As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart. I got home and the rain stopped. --- I have cancelled the rest of the day. :sigh:
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart.
all of a sudden I have gone off my chocolate muffin X|
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart.
all of a sudden I have gone off my chocolate muffin X|
Every day, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence EAT BACON
I'll have it!
speramus in juniperus
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I'll have it!
speramus in juniperus
Sounds like you already have a chocolate muffin.
Chill _Maxxx_
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Sounds like you already have a chocolate muffin.
Chill _Maxxx_
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier:-D I am slowly warming up. I turned the chair to the radiator and I have my legs stuck right up to it. The sun has come put, the birds are cheeping [or at least coughing melodically] and I soon have to go and pick up the grils.
speramus in juniperus
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:-D I am slowly warming up. I turned the chair to the radiator and I have my legs stuck right up to it. The sun has come put, the birds are cheeping [or at least coughing melodically] and I soon have to go and pick up the grils.
speramus in juniperus
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Hopefully you had a shower first.
Windows 8 is the resurrected version of Microsoft Bob. The only thing missing is the Fisher-Price logo. - Harvey
It wasn't that bad. :laugh: It was just the thought that struck me - "I need a fart, ah not a fart" - that I found funny.
speramus in juniperus
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It wasn't that bad. :laugh: It was just the thought that struck me - "I need a fart, ah not a fart" - that I found funny.
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Quote:
"I need a fart, ah sh*t"
FTFY
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I had a letter to post. I waited for the rain to cease, but it didn't. So I went to the post-box in the deluge as I felt I couldn't wait any longer or else I'd miss the collection. As I approached, Pat drove off. With sadness and a heave heart I posted my letter and turned for home. As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart. I got home and the rain stopped. --- I have cancelled the rest of the day. :sigh:
speramus in juniperus
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I had a letter to post. I waited for the rain to cease, but it didn't. So I went to the post-box in the deluge as I felt I couldn't wait any longer or else I'd miss the collection. As I approached, Pat drove off. With sadness and a heave heart I posted my letter and turned for home. As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart. I got home and the rain stopped. --- I have cancelled the rest of the day. :sigh:
speramus in juniperus
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The answer is in the previous thread! http://www.codeproject.com/lounge.aspx/favicon.ico?msg=4681000#xx4681000xx[^]
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And then what happened? Please don't keep us hanging on.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Not sure about you, but I'm happy to wait until at least the heat death of the universe to hear the end of the fart story.
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I had a letter to post. I waited for the rain to cease, but it didn't. So I went to the post-box in the deluge as I felt I couldn't wait any longer or else I'd miss the collection. As I approached, Pat drove off. With sadness and a heave heart I posted my letter and turned for home. As I trudged home in sodden sorry state, I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart. I got home and the rain stopped. --- I have cancelled the rest of the day. :sigh:
speramus in juniperus
None of that happened to me. I was walking my dogs before I went to work this morning. The weather was spectacular 23°C (74°F) and not a cloud in the sky. I felt the same kind of pressure you mention and since I was right by the ripe-smelling-dog-poop-bin, I figured I would be safe, so I released the pressure...Nothing but air. :-O Hope you have dried off by now. :-\ Soren Madsen
"When you don't know what you're doing it's best to do it quickly" - Jase #DuckDynasty
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Nagy Vilmos wrote:
I felt a fart rising and I let her rip. It wasn't a fart.
I blame twitter for people feeling the need to post things that we don't really need to, or even want to, know.
Chill _Maxxx_
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easierI blame Tim Berners-Lee.
Christopher Duncan Author of Unite the Tribes: Leadership Skills for Technology Managers (2nd ed, just released) Have Fun, Get Paid: How to Make a Living With Your Creativity (Due Nov 2013) The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World
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I blame Tim Berners-Lee.
Christopher Duncan Author of Unite the Tribes: Leadership Skills for Technology Managers (2nd ed, just released) Have Fun, Get Paid: How to Make a Living With Your Creativity (Due Nov 2013) The Career Programmer: Guerilla Tactics for an Imperfect World
Words to live by
Chill _Maxxx_
CodeStash - Online Snippet Management | My blog | MoXAML PowerToys | Mole 2010 - debugging made easier