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[Rage]

The bartender says: "I can't sherve sou, sou shee ?"

~RaGE();

I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

[wizardzz]

Bartender says, "Sorry, I can't serve you." The sushi chefs reply, "Soy what. We'll just find somewhere to go."

Twits[^] Instants[^]

[wizardzz]

The bartender says, "Miso sorry, you can't be served."

Twits[^] Instants[^]

[Rajesh R Subramanian]

The bartender says, "I can't serve you because this seems to be fishy".

"Real men drive manual transmission" - Rajesh.

[wizardzz]

Bartender says, "Sorry, you guys got to roll."

Twits[^] Instants[^]

[W Balboos GHB]

Note to (failed) punsters: how about wrapping this up?

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

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[Kenneth Haugland]

We cant serve to chop'o holics

[Keith Barrow]

The bartender say "This is nori sushi bar, dashi out of here!"

PB 369,783 wrote:

I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

[RedDk]

"One suschi chef, who moonlighted as an orthopedic surgeon on the weekends, was accosted by another suschi chef who apparently was having trouble with his fish slicing technique, as he was wildly demonstrating, sawing his invisible knife thus and thus, saying "But it only hurts when I do this ...".

[Mike Hankey]

and the bartender says; wasabi guys?

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[Richard Deeming]

To which they reply, in a single voice, "It's a small buzzing insect that makes honey." ;P

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[MacSpudster]

Bartender: o'hyou Seaweed serve you, but your gunkan stay holstered. Don't be koi, my wife, shii-take my car to nori's house, but, none-the-less, welcome to mebaru guys. I'll wakame self over to your table to ask how kani help you. for reference: The Ultimate Sushi Glossary[^]

[Rutvik Dave]

wizardzz wrote:

185 sushi chefs walk into a bar.

And the Bartender says: chop.. chop... chop... chop chop Chop CHop CHOP CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!... (and after 3 mins of this continues, all the chefs leave the bar.) :-D

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[wizardzz]

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't have karaoke."

Twits[^] Instants[^]

[PIEBALDconsult]

Sorry, it's not tako night.

[Lost User]

... and the barman says "hey- look! 185 oxymorons"

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