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  • W wizardzz

    185 sushi chefs walk into a bar.

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    Kenneth Haugland
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    We cant serve to chop'o holics

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    • W wizardzz

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      The bartender say "This is nori sushi bar, dashi out of here!"

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      I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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      • W wizardzz

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        "One suschi chef, who moonlighted as an orthopedic surgeon on the weekends, was accosted by another suschi chef who apparently was having trouble with his fish slicing technique, as he was wildly demonstrating, sawing his invisible knife thus and thus, saying "But it only hurts when I do this ...".

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        • W wizardzz

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          and the bartender says; wasabi guys?

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            and the bartender says; wasabi guys?

            VS2010/Atmel Studio 6.1 ToDo Manager Extension The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard. -Steven Wright

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            To which they reply, in a single voice, "It's a small buzzing insect that makes honey." ;P


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            • W wizardzz

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              Bartender: o'hyou Seaweed serve you, but your gunkan stay holstered. Don't be koi, my wife, shii-take my car to nori's house, but, none-the-less, welcome to mebaru guys. I'll wakame self over to your table to ask how kani help you. for reference: The Ultimate Sushi Glossary[^]

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                Rutvik Dave
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                wizardzz wrote:

                185 sushi chefs walk into a bar.

                And the Bartender says: chop.. chop... chop... chop chop Chop CHop CHOP CHOP! CHOP! CHOP!... (and after 3 mins of this continues, all the chefs leave the bar.) :-D

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                  The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't have karaoke."

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                  • W wizardzz

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                    PIEBALDconsult
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                    Sorry, it's not tako night.

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                    • W wizardzz

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                      ... and the barman says "hey- look! 185 oxymorons"

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