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    Dalek Dave
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    An electron was driving down the motorway when he was pulled over by the police. "Do you realise you were travelling at 120 mph?" asked the policeman. "Great," said the electron, "now I'm lost!".

    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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      An electron was driving down the motorway when he was pulled over by the police. "Do you realise you were travelling at 120 mph?" asked the policeman. "Great," said the electron, "now I'm lost!".

      --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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      Rage
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      [ruin-the-joke]

      Dalek Dave wrote:

      when he was pulled over by the police

      At that point, the electron was already lost. [/ruin-the-joke]

      ~RaGE();

      I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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        An electron was driving down the motorway when he was pulled over by the police. "Do you realise you were travelling at 120 mph?" asked the policeman. "Great," said the electron, "now I'm lost!".

        --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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        CPallini
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        How much did he charge?

        Veni, vidi, vici.

        In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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          An electron was driving down the motorway when he was pulled over by the police. "Do you realise you were travelling at 120 mph?" asked the policeman. "Great," said the electron, "now I'm lost!".

          --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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          GuyThiebaut
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          An electron was lost, so it decided to speed up to 120mph. A policeman stopped it and said "Do you realise you are in the middle of London?" The electron thanked the policeman. ;P

          “That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”

          ― Christopher Hitchens

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            [ruin-the-joke]

            Dalek Dave wrote:

            when he was pulled over by the police

            At that point, the electron was already lost. [/ruin-the-joke]

            ~RaGE();

            I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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            CPallini
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            Nope, it was simply a bit collapsed.

            Veni, vidi, vici.

            In testa che avete, signor di Ceprano?

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            • R Rage

              [ruin-the-joke]

              Dalek Dave wrote:

              when he was pulled over by the police

              At that point, the electron was already lost. [/ruin-the-joke]

              ~RaGE();

              I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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              Mark_Wallace
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              Are you positive?

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                An electron was driving down the motorway when he was pulled over by the police. "Do you realise you were travelling at 120 mph?" asked the policeman. "Great," said the electron, "now I'm lost!".

                --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                CBadger
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                There is a sign in Munich that says, "Heisenberg might have slept here."

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                  There is a sign in Munich that says, "Heisenberg might have slept here."

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                  BuckMaverick
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                  :) That is pretty good.

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                    There is a sign in Munich that says, "Heisenberg might have slept here."

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                    Lost User
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                    They evidently watch too much Breaking Bad ;)

                    MVVM # - I did it My Way ___________________________________________ Man, you're a god. - walterhevedeich 26/05/2011 .\\axxx (That's an 'M')

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