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    Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password." User: "Did someone steal my password or hack my computer?" Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password." User: "Why do I need a new password? My old one is fine." Website: "Passwords expire after thirty days." User: "Can I use my old one?" Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password." User: "I don't need another thing to remember." Website: "Passwords expire after thirty days." User sighs User: "Okay. roses" Website: "Password not long enough." User: "Okay. pretty roses" Website: "Password may not contain spaces." User: "prettyroses" Website: "Password not long enough." User: "reallyprettyroses" Website: "Your password must contain at least one capital letter." User: "REALLYprettyroses" Website: "Passwords may not contain more than one capital letter in a row." User: "Reallyprettyroses" Website: "Passwords must contain at least one numeral." User: "2ReallyprettyrosesShovedupyourass!" Website: "Password already in use."

    SharePoint Consultant and Developer at acocon Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem I'm the ninth in a row of seven!

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      Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password." User: "Did someone steal my password or hack my computer?" Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password." User: "Why do I need a new password? My old one is fine." Website: "Passwords expire after thirty days." User: "Can I use my old one?" Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password." User: "I don't need another thing to remember." Website: "Passwords expire after thirty days." User sighs User: "Okay. roses" Website: "Password not long enough." User: "Okay. pretty roses" Website: "Password may not contain spaces." User: "prettyroses" Website: "Password not long enough." User: "reallyprettyroses" Website: "Your password must contain at least one capital letter." User: "REALLYprettyroses" Website: "Passwords may not contain more than one capital letter in a row." User: "Reallyprettyroses" Website: "Passwords must contain at least one numeral." User: "2ReallyprettyrosesShovedupyourass!" Website: "Password already in use."

      SharePoint Consultant and Developer at acocon Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem I'm the ninth in a row of seven!

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      FTFY :-D

      ihoecken wrote:

      Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password. Resistance is futile."
      User: "Did someone steal my password or hack my computer?"
      Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password. Resistance is futile."
      User: "Why do I need a new password? My old one is fine."
      Website: "Passwords expire after thirty days."
      User: "Can I use my old one?"
      Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password. Resistance is futile."
      User: "I don't need another thing to remember."
      Website: "Passwords expire after thirty days."
       
      User sighs
       
      User: "Okay. roses"
      Website: "Password not long enough."
      User: "Okay. pretty roses" Website: "Password may not contain spaces."
      User: "prettyroses" Website: "Password not long enough."
      User: "reallyprettyroses"
      Website: "Your password must contain at least one capital letter."
      User: "REALLYprettyroses"
      Website: "Passwords may not contain more than one capital letter in a row."
      User: "Reallyprettyroses"
      Website: "Passwords must contain at least one numeral."
      User: "2ReallyprettyrosesShovedupyourass!"
      Website: "Password already in use."

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        Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password." User: "Did someone steal my password or hack my computer?" Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password." User: "Why do I need a new password? My old one is fine." Website: "Passwords expire after thirty days." User: "Can I use my old one?" Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password." User: "I don't need another thing to remember." Website: "Passwords expire after thirty days." User sighs User: "Okay. roses" Website: "Password not long enough." User: "Okay. pretty roses" Website: "Password may not contain spaces." User: "prettyroses" Website: "Password not long enough." User: "reallyprettyroses" Website: "Your password must contain at least one capital letter." User: "REALLYprettyroses" Website: "Passwords may not contain more than one capital letter in a row." User: "Reallyprettyroses" Website: "Passwords must contain at least one numeral." User: "2ReallyprettyrosesShovedupyourass!" Website: "Password already in use."

        SharePoint Consultant and Developer at acocon Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem I'm the ninth in a row of seven!

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        Well, that's a conundrum. This joke was posted to the Lounge back in October[^], but the message has since been removed. Does that count as a Leslie or not? :~


        "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

        "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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        • Richard DeemingR Richard Deeming

          Well, that's a conundrum. This joke was posted to the Lounge back in October[^], but the message has since been removed. Does that count as a Leslie or not? :~


          "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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          Obviously this joke had expired and he had to post a new one.

          - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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            Obviously this joke had expired and he had to post a new one.

            - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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            So expect it back in thirty days?

            The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              So expect it back in thirty days?

              The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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              More than likely - but changed just a little.

              - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password." User: "Did someone steal my password or hack my computer?" Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password." User: "Why do I need a new password? My old one is fine." Website: "Passwords expire after thirty days." User: "Can I use my old one?" Website: "Your password has expired. You must choose a new password." User: "I don't need another thing to remember." Website: "Passwords expire after thirty days." User sighs User: "Okay. roses" Website: "Password not long enough." User: "Okay. pretty roses" Website: "Password may not contain spaces." User: "prettyroses" Website: "Password not long enough." User: "reallyprettyroses" Website: "Your password must contain at least one capital letter." User: "REALLYprettyroses" Website: "Passwords may not contain more than one capital letter in a row." User: "Reallyprettyroses" Website: "Passwords must contain at least one numeral." User: "2ReallyprettyrosesShovedupyourass!" Website: "Password already in use."

                SharePoint Consultant and Developer at acocon Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem I'm the ninth in a row of seven!

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                damn you leslie X|

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                • Richard DeemingR Richard Deeming

                  Well, that's a conundrum. This joke was posted to the Lounge back in October[^], but the message has since been removed. Does that count as a Leslie or not? :~


                  "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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                  Sorry, didn't read it. Or I just could have said: I wouldn't to conserve a good joke that otherwise would be lost forever :-\

                  SharePoint Consultant and Developer at acocon Author of Primary ROleplaying SysTem I'm the ninth in a row of seven!

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                    So expect it back in thirty days?

                    The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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