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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Try this. Trust me, it won't hurt. 1) While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot of the floor, and rotate it in clockwise circles. There! That wasn't too bad was it? 2) Now, while still rotating clockwise, lift your right hand, and draw a "6" in the air. Nothing wrong so far? goood. 3) Look at your foot. Why is it going anticlockwise? Because as I said - your brain doesn't work right...and there is nothing you can do to stop it happening... :laugh:

    The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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    Indivara
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    It's a feature, not a defect.

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Try this. Trust me, it won't hurt. 1) While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot of the floor, and rotate it in clockwise circles. There! That wasn't too bad was it? 2) Now, while still rotating clockwise, lift your right hand, and draw a "6" in the air. Nothing wrong so far? goood. 3) Look at your foot. Why is it going anticlockwise? Because as I said - your brain doesn't work right...and there is nothing you can do to stop it happening... :laugh:

      The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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      SoMad
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      I can only imagine what this does to the (real) sheep... :cool: Soren Madsen

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        Try this. Trust me, it won't hurt. 1) While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot of the floor, and rotate it in clockwise circles. There! That wasn't too bad was it? 2) Now, while still rotating clockwise, lift your right hand, and draw a "6" in the air. Nothing wrong so far? goood. 3) Look at your foot. Why is it going anticlockwise? Because as I said - your brain doesn't work right...and there is nothing you can do to stop it happening... :laugh:

        The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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        Mycroft Holmes
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        You are a bastard, there are now up to 10m geeks across the world shaking their leg and waving an arm in the air, I checked the date it is not April 1.

        Never underestimate the power of human stupidity RAH

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        • M Mark H2

          Please re-write without the use of GOTO. There's real programmers reading this. :)

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          Joan M
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          Sure, we, real programmers never use that... I've put goto here as a reference to this recent post[^] :rolleyes:

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            Try this. Trust me, it won't hurt. 1) While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot of the floor, and rotate it in clockwise circles. There! That wasn't too bad was it? 2) Now, while still rotating clockwise, lift your right hand, and draw a "6" in the air. Nothing wrong so far? goood. 3) Look at your foot. Why is it going anticlockwise? Because as I said - your brain doesn't work right...and there is nothing you can do to stop it happening... :laugh:

            The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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            Gary R Wheeler
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            My brain doesn't work right, but for a different reason. I have a migraine starting, so I've dosed up on my meds. Purple Haze, here I come :sigh:.

            Software Zen: delete this;

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            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

              Try this. Trust me, it won't hurt. 1) While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot of the floor, and rotate it in clockwise circles. There! That wasn't too bad was it? 2) Now, while still rotating clockwise, lift your right hand, and draw a "6" in the air. Nothing wrong so far? goood. 3) Look at your foot. Why is it going anticlockwise? Because as I said - your brain doesn't work right...and there is nothing you can do to stop it happening... :laugh:

              The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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              r_hyde
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              The circle gets a little hitchy at one point, but other than that I can do it correctly with good consistency. Furthermore, I find that I can do it absolutely flawlessly every time as long as I keep my eyes focused on the foot rather than the hand.

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              • R R Giskard Reventlov

                Draw the 6 backwards; that works.

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                Gandalf_TheWhite
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                mark merrens wrote:

                Draw the 6 backwards; that works.

                Genius! :-D

                Believe Yourself™

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                • L Lost User

                  I had no trouble doing it right.

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                  DaveAuld
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                  Burn the witch! :laugh:

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                  • A Albert Holguin

                    You need to break your foot.. preferably at the ankle... then try again.

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                    Nicholas Marty
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                    I once broke my leg... and got me a second knee on that leg. :D (at least until they fixed it in the hospital)

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                    • M Mark H2

                      Please re-write without the use of GOTO. There's real programmers reading this. :)

                      If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can. “We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone "The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone

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                      Mark_Wallace
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                      Exactly! That goto can easily be replaced by 60 lines of code, which will bring the added bonus of having time to nip off for a coffee/bacon sarnie/beer at the end of each iteration.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • R r_hyde

                        The circle gets a little hitchy at one point, but other than that I can do it correctly with good consistency. Furthermore, I find that I can do it absolutely flawlessly every time as long as I keep my eyes focused on the foot rather than the hand.

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                        Mark_Wallace
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                        Yeah, but you're supposed to draw a 6, not a 9.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          Try this. Trust me, it won't hurt. 1) While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot of the floor, and rotate it in clockwise circles. There! That wasn't too bad was it? 2) Now, while still rotating clockwise, lift your right hand, and draw a "6" in the air. Nothing wrong so far? goood. 3) Look at your foot. Why is it going anticlockwise? Because as I said - your brain doesn't work right...and there is nothing you can do to stop it happening... :laugh:

                          The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                          Freak30
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                          I first thougt it worked for me ... until i realized I was drawing the 6 with the left hand. :-O

                          The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.

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                          • L Lost User

                            I had no trouble doing it right.

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                            Jonathan C Dickinson
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                            I could resist the change in direction for a few seconds. As it turns out I could also easily make my coworkers think there is something wrong with me. Another one you can try is (I learnt this one in primary school): 1. With an open palm rub your stomach in a circular motion. 2. Pat the top of your head with the other hand. One of your hands will follow the other and you will wind up patting your stomach or rubbing your head. Most people can get that one right with some practice though; especially if you are partially or fully ambidextrous.

                            He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes. He who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. [Chinese Proverb] Jonathan C Dickinson (C# Software Engineer)

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              Try this. Trust me, it won't hurt. 1) While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot of the floor, and rotate it in clockwise circles. There! That wasn't too bad was it? 2) Now, while still rotating clockwise, lift your right hand, and draw a "6" in the air. Nothing wrong so far? goood. 3) Look at your foot. Why is it going anticlockwise? Because as I said - your brain doesn't work right...and there is nothing you can do to stop it happening... :laugh:

                              The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                              Tomz_KV
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                              My brain works left.

                              TOMZ_KV

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                Try this. Trust me, it won't hurt. 1) While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot of the floor, and rotate it in clockwise circles. There! That wasn't too bad was it? 2) Now, while still rotating clockwise, lift your right hand, and draw a "6" in the air. Nothing wrong so far? goood. 3) Look at your foot. Why is it going anticlockwise? Because as I said - your brain doesn't work right...and there is nothing you can do to stop it happening... :laugh:

                                The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                                englebart
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                                Tap out a triplet pattern with one hand. Now try and tap out a half note or sixteenth note pattern with the other hand. Once you have mastered this, now try and reverse the hands.

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                                • M Mark H2

                                  Please re-write without the use of GOTO. There's real programmers reading this. :)

                                  If your neighbours don't listen to The Ramones, turn it up real loud so they can. “We didn't have a positive song until we wrote 'Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue!'” ― Dee Dee Ramone "The Democrats want my guns and the Republicans want my porno mags and I ain't giving up either" - Joey Ramone

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                                  IndifferentDisdain
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                                  Someone had to do it, right? :)

                                  var rightFoot = new Foot();
                                  var rightHand = new Hand();
                                  bool success = false;

                                  while (!success) {
                                  rightFoot.Rotate(eMode.Clockwise);
                                  rightHand.DrawFigure(6);
                                  Thread.Sleep(5000);
                                  if(rightFoot.IsRotating(eMode.Clockwise) && rightHand.IsDrawing(6)){
                                  success = true;
                                  }
                                  }

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    Try this. Trust me, it won't hurt. 1) While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot of the floor, and rotate it in clockwise circles. There! That wasn't too bad was it? 2) Now, while still rotating clockwise, lift your right hand, and draw a "6" in the air. Nothing wrong so far? goood. 3) Look at your foot. Why is it going anticlockwise? Because as I said - your brain doesn't work right...and there is nothing you can do to stop it happening... :laugh:

                                    The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                                    RafagaX
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                                    My brain works perfectly fine... wait... why the hell am I drawing an 8?

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      Try this. Trust me, it won't hurt. 1) While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot of the floor, and rotate it in clockwise circles. There! That wasn't too bad was it? 2) Now, while still rotating clockwise, lift your right hand, and draw a "6" in the air. Nothing wrong so far? goood. 3) Look at your foot. Why is it going anticlockwise? Because as I said - your brain doesn't work right...and there is nothing you can do to stop it happening... :laugh:

                                      The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                                      J Julian
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                                      Ok. That's it. Now I'll be singing "Hi, my name is Joe, and I work...." for the rest of the day. You are hereby sentenced to work in nothing but Dartmouth BASIC and all the legacy code is nothing but GOTOs. :~

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                                      • P PIEBALDconsult

                                        OriginalGriff wrote:

                                        rotate it in clockwise circles

                                        It only goes about thirty degrees and stops.

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                                        patbob
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                                        Its possible to get it to rotate further, I managed to rotate mine about 90 degrees once. Takes some assistance, though. On the plus side, it gives the airport x-ray scanner people something interesting to look at :)

                                        We can program with only 1's, but if all you've got are zeros, you've got nothing.

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                                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                          Try this. Trust me, it won't hurt. 1) While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot of the floor, and rotate it in clockwise circles. There! That wasn't too bad was it? 2) Now, while still rotating clockwise, lift your right hand, and draw a "6" in the air. Nothing wrong so far? goood. 3) Look at your foot. Why is it going anticlockwise? Because as I said - your brain doesn't work right...and there is nothing you can do to stop it happening... :laugh:

                                          The only instant messaging I do involves my middle finger. English doesn't borrow from other languages. English follows other languages down dark alleys, knocks them over and goes through their pockets for loose grammar.

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                                          firegryphon
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                                          I can't do it because I can't draw the 6 while rotating my foot.

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