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  • D Dalek Dave

    Sign Language Interpreter who did not know sign language[^] I learnt to sign (still not very good) as I am worried about going deaf. The sign for 'Inserting a tampon' is easy...Make a Vulcan V sign with your left hand, horizontally with the back of your hand uppermost. Use your right forefinger and push it upwards from underneath into the gap. I cannot tell you the sequence of events that led up to me learning that, but it was amusing!

    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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    Mark_Wallace
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    A terrorist who pretended to be a saint; a w@nker who pretended to be an interpreter? Seems highly appropriate, to me.

    I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      A terrorist who pretended to be a saint; a w@nker who pretended to be an interpreter? Seems highly appropriate, to me.

      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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      glennPattonWork3
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      Oh 'eck....

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        Oh 'eck....

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        OriginalGriff
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        'Ear we go again...

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          'Ear we go again...

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          glennPattonWork3
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          You read my mind! :)

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            You read my mind! :)

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            Mark_Wallace
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            What? Me? Agent provocateur? I have no idea what you're talking about.

            I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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            • M Mark_Wallace

              A terrorist who pretended to be a saint; a w@nker who pretended to be an interpreter? Seems highly appropriate, to me.

              I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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              BobJanova
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              Think that line of argument is for the Soapbox tbh. And I hope you weren't one of the people talking about 'respect' when people were celebrating Thatcher's death.

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                Think that line of argument is for the Soapbox tbh. And I hope you weren't one of the people talking about 'respect' when people were celebrating Thatcher's death.

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                Mark_Wallace
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                It's called "taking the piss", and it's what I did to DD's comments on his saint thatcher's passing, too.

                I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                • M Mark_Wallace

                  It's called "taking the piss", and it's what I did to DD's comments on his saint thatcher's passing, too.

                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                  Dalek Dave
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                  The Blessed Margaret was above such things. :)

                  --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Sign Language Interpreter who did not know sign language[^] I learnt to sign (still not very good) as I am worried about going deaf. The sign for 'Inserting a tampon' is easy...Make a Vulcan V sign with your left hand, horizontally with the back of your hand uppermost. Use your right forefinger and push it upwards from underneath into the gap. I cannot tell you the sequence of events that led up to me learning that, but it was amusing!

                    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                    S Houghtelin
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                    I understood every gesture he made... "Blah blah blah..." Makes perfect sense.

                    It was broke, so I fixed it.

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                    • D Dalek Dave

                      The Blessed Margaret was above such things. :)

                      --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                      Dalek Dave wrote:

                      The Blessed Margaret was above such things.

                      Just remember that the Blessed Margaret spent a lot of time beneath the Drunken Dennis.

                      I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                      • M Mark_Wallace

                        Dalek Dave wrote:

                        The Blessed Margaret was above such things.

                        Just remember that the Blessed Margaret spent a lot of time beneath the Drunken Dennis.

                        I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                        Nagy Vilmos
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                        I don't understand the criticism of Dennis's drinking. FFS, we was married to Beelzebub!

                        speramus in juniperus

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                          I don't understand the criticism of Dennis's drinking. FFS, we was married to Beelzebub!

                          speramus in juniperus

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                          OriginalGriff
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                          I liked Frankie Boyle on Thatcher's funeral: "£3,000,000? For £3,000,000 you could have given everyone in Scotland a shovel and we'd have dug a hole so deep we could hand her over to Satan in person!"

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          • D Dalek Dave

                            Sign Language Interpreter who did not know sign language[^] I learnt to sign (still not very good) as I am worried about going deaf. The sign for 'Inserting a tampon' is easy...Make a Vulcan V sign with your left hand, horizontally with the back of your hand uppermost. Use your right forefinger and push it upwards from underneath into the gap. I cannot tell you the sequence of events that led up to me learning that, but it was amusing!

                            --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                            Josie Ensor wrote:

                            Mr Buxton, whose wife is South African and also deaf, said neither could not believe what they were watching.

                            Nice to see the usual standard of English being maintained. :rolleyes:


                            "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

                            "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined" - Homer

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                              Josie Ensor wrote:

                              Mr Buxton, whose wife is South African and also deaf, said neither could not believe what they were watching.

                              Nice to see the usual standard of English being maintained. :rolleyes:


                              "These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined." - Homer

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                              Lost User
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                              Just ignore, he doesn't know nothing.

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                                Just ignore, he doesn't know nothing.

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                Shameel wrote:

                                Just ignore, he doesn't dont know nothing nuffin.

                                FTFY! :laugh:

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                • M Mark_Wallace

                                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                                  The Blessed Margaret was above such things.

                                  Just remember that the Blessed Margaret spent a lot of time beneath the Drunken Dennis.

                                  I wanna be a eunuchs developer! Pass me a bread knife!

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                                  Jorgen Andersson
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                                  Is that why he was drunk?

                                  Politicians are always realistically manoeuvering for the next election. They are obsolete as fundamental problem-solvers. Buckminster Fuller

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    Sign Language Interpreter who did not know sign language[^] I learnt to sign (still not very good) as I am worried about going deaf. The sign for 'Inserting a tampon' is easy...Make a Vulcan V sign with your left hand, horizontally with the back of your hand uppermost. Use your right forefinger and push it upwards from underneath into the gap. I cannot tell you the sequence of events that led up to me learning that, but it was amusing!

                                    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                                    ednrg
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                                    Was it Sasha Barron Cohen in a new character? :laugh:

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