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  • D Dalek Dave

    Just had to write a .DAT and a .BAT file! I will not embarrass myself by explaining why, just say that a lack of programming skill has been made evident by a small report I needed to have uploaded to a website each morning!

    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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    Septimus Hedgehog
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    Batch files? I still use them and though it sounds perverse, I rather like them.

    If there is one thing more dangerous than getting between a bear and her cubs it's getting between my wife and her chocolate.

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    • P PIEBALDconsult

      Nothing wrong with that; I write BAT files all the time. "Do the simplest thing that could possibly work."

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      Paul Conrad
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      Same here, as:

      PIEBALDconsult wrote:

      "Do the simplest thing that could possibly work."

      is what I go by as well for the most part.

      "I've seen more information on a frickin' sticky note!" - Dave Kreskowiak

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      • D Dalek Dave

        Yes, but it is very crude and nasty.

        --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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        OriginalGriff
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        No, crude and nasty is booting from a DOS6 CD to edit the BAT file...and yes, I do have one in my folder :-O

        Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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        • D Dalek Dave

          Just had to write a .DAT and a .BAT file! I will not embarrass myself by explaining why, just say that a lack of programming skill has been made evident by a small report I needed to have uploaded to a website each morning!

          --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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          Lost User
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          If you use the .cmd extension rather than .bat it makes it look as if you have moved forward a few years at least.

          Veni, vidi, abiit domum

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          • D Dalek Dave

            Just had to write a .DAT and a .BAT file! I will not embarrass myself by explaining why, just say that a lack of programming skill has been made evident by a small report I needed to have uploaded to a website each morning!

            --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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            JoeSox
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            No need to over engineer if you don't have to. I bet it took you two minutes anyways.

            Later, JoeSox CPMCv1.0 - Last.fm - MyFriendfeed - CPForAndroid++

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            • L Lost User

              If you use the .cmd extension rather than .bat it makes it look as if you have moved forward a few years at least.

              Veni, vidi, abiit domum

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              ZurdoDev
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              Images is everything. :)

              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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              • D Dalek Dave

                Just had to write a .DAT and a .BAT file! I will not embarrass myself by explaining why, just say that a lack of programming skill has been made evident by a small report I needed to have uploaded to a website each morning!

                --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                ZurdoDev
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                Quote:

                The 1980's called and want me back

                If you are asking for permission, then yes, I will allow it. :)

                There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                • D Dalek Dave

                  Just had to write a .DAT and a .BAT file! I will not embarrass myself by explaining why, just say that a lack of programming skill has been made evident by a small report I needed to have uploaded to a website each morning!

                  --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                  Keith Barrow
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                  Obligatory XKCD[^]

                  PB 369,783 wrote:

                  I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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                  • D Dalek Dave

                    Just had to write a .DAT and a .BAT file! I will not embarrass myself by explaining why, just say that a lack of programming skill has been made evident by a small report I needed to have uploaded to a website each morning!

                    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                    Abhinav S
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                    I don't see any problem using something that has been tried and tested and we know works!

                    Apps - Color Analyzer | Arctic | XKCD | Sound Meter | Speed Dial

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                    • L Lost User

                      If you use the .cmd extension rather than .bat it makes it look as if you have moved forward a few years at least.

                      Veni, vidi, abiit domum

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                      Forogar
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                      An old boss of mine - who was clueless when it came to IT even though he was "Director of IT" - had read how .BAT files were old technology, "a thing of the past", so instructed me to no longer make or support any .BAT files for any of our essential operations. I told him the change away from .BAT files would be a big job, and was about to point out what a waste of time it would be when he interrupted. He was adamant that he knew better than I what was needed and that I should just "get on with it as a top priority". He gave me three weeks to get it all done. This deadline was, of course, completely arbitrary as usual. I hadn't told him how long it would take and he hadn't asked. I had some sudden inspiration and agreed to the three week deadline but warned him that I would need to concentrate on just this task and nothing else, I was not be disturbed and I might just make it. He readily agreed since I normally fought him on his arbitrary deadlines and went away happy - he issued instructions to the rest of the staff that I was working on a vital change and was not to be disturbed... I spent a couple of hours going through all the .BAT files (about 100) and renaming them to .CMD files and testing them. Then I had three weeks of undisturbed peace and quiet to get caught up on a couple of other projects to which he had given equally unrealistic deadlines. I wished I had pushed for four or five weeks - he would probably have agreed to it!

                      - I would love to change the world, but they won’t give me the source code.

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                      • D Dalek Dave

                        Just had to write a .DAT and a .BAT file! I will not embarrass myself by explaining why, just say that a lack of programming skill has been made evident by a small report I needed to have uploaded to a website each morning!

                        --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                        pkfox
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                        I use them a lot Dave, they are old and simple and they work ( just like me )

                        We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP

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                        • P PIEBALDconsult

                          Nothing wrong with that; I write BAT files all the time. "Do the simplest thing that could possibly work."

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                          JeremyBob
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                          I couldn't agree more. I've had to write many a batch file in my career. Sometimes, the old simple solutions are the best.

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                          • pkfoxP pkfox

                            I use them a lot Dave, they are old and simple and they work ( just like me )

                            We can’t stop here, this is bat country - Hunter S Thompson RIP

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                            grralph1
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                            You may be old and you may work, however, the evidence here on CP suggests that you are not simple. Your signature suggests that you would never use a bat file. Still, with appropriate chemical aids, you are probably capable of anything you desire. ....and yeah I use them to. It's a KISS thing I guess.

                            "Rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who can't read." Frank Zappa 1980

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                              Quote:

                              The 1980's called and want me back

                              If you are asking for permission, then yes, I will allow it. :)

                              There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

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                              Simon ORiordan from UK
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                              1980's? You mean building basic programmes on Commodore Pets, women and flying? And more flying? Because it was a requirement to learn FLYING at Cranfield in those days? Count me in. Maybe more big-haired women this time though. Do You Want To Be A Hero? :)

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                              • D Dalek Dave

                                Just had to write a .DAT and a .BAT file! I will not embarrass myself by explaining why, just say that a lack of programming skill has been made evident by a small report I needed to have uploaded to a website each morning!

                                --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                                sir_download_alot
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                                I would use a stone axe if it fits the purpose! Nothing wrong with .BAT (we all love BATman)! :)

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                                • D Dalek Dave

                                  Just had to write a .DAT and a .BAT file! I will not embarrass myself by explaining why, just say that a lack of programming skill has been made evident by a small report I needed to have uploaded to a website each morning!

                                  --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                                  James Curran
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                                  That's nuttin' Last year, I installed an old 5 1/4" disk drive, so that I could read a file off a 25 year old floppy.

                                  Truth, James

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                                  • D Dalek Dave

                                    Just had to write a .DAT and a .BAT file! I will not embarrass myself by explaining why, just say that a lack of programming skill has been made evident by a small report I needed to have uploaded to a website each morning!

                                    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                                    Dirk Verheijke
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                                    Don't deprecate your work. I use more or less daily a .dat file to copy .dll files after compiling my programs in VB.Net 2003. I'm proud that I could make the file because it avoids a lot of manual copy file work and frustrations when I forgot copying the files before start testing my changes.

                                    Kind regards, Dirk

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                                    • J James Curran

                                      That's nuttin' Last year, I installed an old 5 1/4" disk drive, so that I could read a file off a 25 year old floppy.

                                      Truth, James

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                                      GStrad
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                                      Not quite as old as a 5 1/4, but I did dig out a zip drive to see if there was anything useful on a collection of old backups that I found lurking in the depths of the garage. Very painful process trying to get it to work with a win 7 machine so I ended up grabbing an old win 2k machine that was also lurking in the garage - all just to check on old data.

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                                      • P PIEBALDconsult

                                        Nothing wrong with that; I write BAT files all the time. "Do the simplest thing that could possibly work."

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                                        agolddog
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                                        PIEBALDconsult wrote:

                                        "Do the simplest thing that could possibly work."

                                        Agreed, although I'd amend it slightly, to say "Do the simplest thing which does work."

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                                        • D Dalek Dave

                                          Just had to write a .DAT and a .BAT file! I will not embarrass myself by explaining why, just say that a lack of programming skill has been made evident by a small report I needed to have uploaded to a website each morning!

                                          --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                                          stephen hazel
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                                          ActiveState Perl is what I use for that sort of thing. At least a perl script can do more stuff. If it gets long enough move it to php or java. If it still doesn't perform, c++. But use whatever language ya know that'll work. The language is less important than having something that's DONE.

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