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    Erudite_Eric
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    The dog fell over in the garden.

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      The dog fell over in the garden.

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      Tesfamichael G
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      Oh my GOD, how did it happen? Was the gravity pushing it or pulling it? I wish I was there.

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        The dog fell over in the garden.

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        H Brydon
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        Link or it didn't happen!

        Never moon a werewolf. - Harvey

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          Oh my GOD, how did it happen? Was the gravity pushing it or pulling it? I wish I was there.

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          PIEBALDconsult
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          The lawn gnomes pushed it and then let the gravity do the rest.

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            The dog fell over in the garden.

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            PIEBALDconsult
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            "Nice to see the gravity still works." -- PIEBALD to a waitress who had just dropped a tray.

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              The dog fell over in the garden.

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              R Giskard Reventlov
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              You and humor; who knew?

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                The dog fell over in the garden.

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                Fredrik Bornander
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                Dog falls down, dog gets back up. You can't explain that! /Fredrik

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                  The dog fell over in the garden.

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                  Keith Barrow
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                  Sorry, I don't believe in gravity, I mean it's only a theory...

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                  I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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                    Dog falls down, dog gets back up. You can't explain that! /Fredrik

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    What goes down, must come up. Griff's law of bouncing. And computers. And not anything to do with ladies. At all.

                    Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                      Sorry, I don't believe in gravity, I mean it's only a theory...

                      PB 369,783 wrote:

                      I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      I believe in gravy, does that count?

                      Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

                      "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                      "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        "Nice to see the gravity still works." -- PIEBALD to a waitress who had just dropped a tray.

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                        jeron1
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                        "Gee, I can't see how that old grimey cigarette butt ended up at the bottom your mashed potatoes." -- waitress to PIEBALD after his snarky gravity comment.

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          I believe in gravy, does that count?

                          Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                          Corporal Agarn
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                          Only if there is BACON!

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                            Only if there is BACON!

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                            Nah - BACON needs bread, butter and Brown Sauce. Gravy needs beef, or chicken, or lamb, followed by bread to clean it all up so it isn't wasted!

                            Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

                            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                            "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                              You and humor; who knew?

                              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                              Erudite_Eric
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                              You mean youve been taking everything I write seriously? :wtf: Holy crap!

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                                You mean youve been taking everything I write seriously? :wtf: Holy crap!

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                                R Giskard Reventlov
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                                Ha! No: just thought it was bullshit: this was amusing. :-)

                                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                                  Ha! No: just thought it was bullshit: this was amusing. :-)

                                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                                  Erudite_Eric
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                                  Well fuck you then! :P

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                                    Well fuck you then! :P

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                                    R Giskard Reventlov
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                                    LOL

                                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                      What goes down, must come up. Griff's law of bouncing. And computers. And not anything to do with ladies. At all.

                                      Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                                      Fredrik Bornander
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                                      Ok, you could explain that, I stand corrected. /Fredrik

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                                        The dog fell over in the garden.

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                                        MacSpudster
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                                        When a dog falls over in the garden and no one is around to see it, was there gravity?

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                                          Nah - BACON needs bread, butter and Brown Sauce. Gravy needs beef, or chicken, or lamb, followed by bread to clean it all up so it isn't wasted!

                                          Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                                          followed by bread to clean it all up so it isn't wasted!

                                          I took note that my cat & dog don't leave a shred of evidence there was food in their dish(es). I then realized I leave food on my plate or in the bowl. So, to not let the food go to waste, I started using bread to do just as you qualify. Thing is, the food is still going to waist. :doh:

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