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  • E Erudite_Eric

    The dog fell over in the garden.

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    PIEBALDconsult
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    "Nice to see the gravity still works." -- PIEBALD to a waitress who had just dropped a tray.

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    • E Erudite_Eric

      The dog fell over in the garden.

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      R Giskard Reventlov
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      You and humor; who knew?

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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      • E Erudite_Eric

        The dog fell over in the garden.

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        Fredrik Bornander
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        Dog falls down, dog gets back up. You can't explain that! /Fredrik

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        • E Erudite_Eric

          The dog fell over in the garden.

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          Keith Barrow
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          Sorry, I don't believe in gravity, I mean it's only a theory...

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          I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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            Dog falls down, dog gets back up. You can't explain that! /Fredrik

            My Android apps in Google Play; Oakmead Apps

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            OriginalGriff
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            What goes down, must come up. Griff's law of bouncing. And computers. And not anything to do with ladies. At all.

            Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

            "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
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            • K Keith Barrow

              Sorry, I don't believe in gravity, I mean it's only a theory...

              PB 369,783 wrote:

              I just find him very unlikeable, and I think the way he looks like a prettier version of his Mum is very disturbing.[^]

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              OriginalGriff
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              I believe in gravy, does that count?

              Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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              • P PIEBALDconsult

                "Nice to see the gravity still works." -- PIEBALD to a waitress who had just dropped a tray.

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                jeron1
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                "Gee, I can't see how that old grimey cigarette butt ended up at the bottom your mashed potatoes." -- waitress to PIEBALD after his snarky gravity comment.

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                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                  I believe in gravy, does that count?

                  Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                  Corporal Agarn
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                  Only if there is BACON!

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                    Only if there is BACON!

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                    OriginalGriff
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                    Nah - BACON needs bread, butter and Brown Sauce. Gravy needs beef, or chicken, or lamb, followed by bread to clean it all up so it isn't wasted!

                    Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                      You and humor; who knew?

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                      Erudite_Eric
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                      You mean youve been taking everything I write seriously? :wtf: Holy crap!

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                      • E Erudite_Eric

                        You mean youve been taking everything I write seriously? :wtf: Holy crap!

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                        R Giskard Reventlov
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                        Ha! No: just thought it was bullshit: this was amusing. :-)

                        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                        • R R Giskard Reventlov

                          Ha! No: just thought it was bullshit: this was amusing. :-)

                          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                          Erudite_Eric
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                          Well fuck you then! :P

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                          • E Erudite_Eric

                            Well fuck you then! :P

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                            R Giskard Reventlov
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                            LOL

                            "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              What goes down, must come up. Griff's law of bouncing. And computers. And not anything to do with ladies. At all.

                              Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                              Fredrik Bornander
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                              Ok, you could explain that, I stand corrected. /Fredrik

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                              • E Erudite_Eric

                                The dog fell over in the garden.

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                                When a dog falls over in the garden and no one is around to see it, was there gravity?

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                                  Nah - BACON needs bread, butter and Brown Sauce. Gravy needs beef, or chicken, or lamb, followed by bread to clean it all up so it isn't wasted!

                                  Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  followed by bread to clean it all up so it isn't wasted!

                                  I took note that my cat & dog don't leave a shred of evidence there was food in their dish(es). I then realized I leave food on my plate or in the bowl. So, to not let the food go to waste, I started using bread to do just as you qualify. Thing is, the food is still going to waist. :doh:

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                                    OriginalGriff wrote:

                                    followed by bread to clean it all up so it isn't wasted!

                                    I took note that my cat & dog don't leave a shred of evidence there was food in their dish(es). I then realized I leave food on my plate or in the bowl. So, to not let the food go to waste, I started using bread to do just as you qualify. Thing is, the food is still going to waist. :doh:

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                                    :groan: :thumbsup:

                                    Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

                                    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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