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In Wales, where men are men and women are terrifying!

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  • C Chris Quinn

    Is this why they prefer sheep[^]!

    ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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    OriginalGriff
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    As long as it's only cars she bites... :-O

    Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

    "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
    "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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    • C Chris Quinn

      Is this why they prefer sheep[^]!

      ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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      Quote:

      Chairman of the bench Professor Ian Roffe told her: "You have used alcohol inappropriately to deal with your issues."

      I wonder how one can use it appropriately to deal with one's issues.

      Veni, vidi, abiit domum

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        Chairman of the bench Professor Ian Roffe told her: "You have used alcohol inappropriately to deal with your issues."

        I wonder how one can use it appropriately to deal with one's issues.

        Veni, vidi, abiit domum

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        OriginalGriff
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        Ask Nagy

        Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          Quote:

          Chairman of the bench Professor Ian Roffe told her: "You have used alcohol inappropriately to deal with your issues."

          I wonder how one can use it appropriately to deal with one's issues.

          Veni, vidi, abiit domum

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          Richard MacCutchan wrote:

          I wonder how one can use it appropriately to deal with one's issues.

          You could ask Nagy ;P

          Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

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            Chairman of the bench Professor Ian Roffe told her: "You have used alcohol inappropriately to deal with your issues."

            I wonder how one can use it appropriately to deal with one's issues.

            Veni, vidi, abiit domum

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            By offering a bottle to the Chairman?

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              Quote:

              Chairman of the bench Professor Ian Roffe told her: "You have used alcohol inappropriately to deal with your issues."

              I wonder how one can use it appropriately to deal with one's issues.

              Veni, vidi, abiit domum

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              W Balboos GHB
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              Well (at least in the case of Gin, which has no other rational use), proper use can clear up issues with clogged inkjet printer heads, removing ink from marker-boards, and other similar tasks.

              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

              "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                Ask Nagy

                Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                Nagy Vilmos
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                The appropriate use of alcohol to deal with issues is: 0. Say to oneself "Elephant that!" 1. Pour a large one to celebrate dealing with your issues. 2. Rinse, lather, repeat

                speramus in juniperus

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                  Richard MacCutchan wrote:

                  I wonder how one can use it appropriately to deal with one's issues.

                  You could ask Nagy ;P

                  Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

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                  Nagy Vilmos
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                  Or you could ask Griff, who'll then ask me.

                  speramus in juniperus

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                    Or you could ask Griff, who'll then ask me.

                    speramus in juniperus

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                    Great minds think alike :-D

                    Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"

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                    • C Chris Quinn

                      Is this why they prefer sheep[^]!

                      ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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                      Argonia
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                      Wait.... what :wtf: When the human teeth are way harder than a car rooftop ? Aren't the car rooftop designed to protect the humans inside in case the car flips :omg: How can teeth make a £220 worth the damage . Did she ate the rooftop ?!

                      Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                        Well (at least in the case of Gin, which has no other rational use), proper use can clear up issues with clogged inkjet printer heads, removing ink from marker-boards, and other similar tasks.

                        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                        "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                        Gin is a very versatile fluid: With the addition of Tonic, frozen H2O, and a slice of lemon, it can dissolve ladies underwear! :laugh:

                        Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                          Wait.... what :wtf: When the human teeth are way harder than a car rooftop ? Aren't the car rooftop designed to protect the humans inside in case the car flips :omg: How can teeth make a £220 worth the damage . Did she ate the rooftop ?!

                          Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true

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                          No - the supports round the edges and down the center do that: the main "roof" is just a thin sheet. And as to "How can teeth make a £220 worth the damage" that's easy - have you had any re-spray work done recently? £220 is cheap!

                          Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

                          "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                            Gin is a very versatile fluid: With the addition of Tonic, frozen H2O, and a slice of lemon, it can dissolve ladies underwear! :laugh:

                            Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                            Once upon a time, when Vilmos was young and Vilmos was innocent [okay scrap the innocent] there was a very nice young barmaid [Swiss if I recall] working in the pub. One evening she was in very tight jeans and I asked "How do you get into those?" The reply? "You can start by buying me Gin & Tonic." :-D

                            speramus in juniperus

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                              Gin is a very versatile fluid: With the addition of Tonic, frozen H2O, and a slice of lemon, it can dissolve ladies underwear! :laugh:

                              Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                              W Balboos GHB
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                              Gin has much in common with garlic. If you or your woman eats garlic, both of you had better eat garlic.

                              "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                              "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                              "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                              • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                No - the supports round the edges and down the center do that: the main "roof" is just a thin sheet. And as to "How can teeth make a £220 worth the damage" that's easy - have you had any re-spray work done recently? £220 is cheap!

                                Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                                OriginalGriff wrote:

                                £220 is cheap!

                                Social Engineering at its best! We're so used to paying insane amounts for car repairs we consider that little bit of work worth that kind of money.

                                "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

                                "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

                                "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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                                • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                  No - the supports round the edges and down the center do that: the main "roof" is just a thin sheet. And as to "How can teeth make a £220 worth the damage" that's easy - have you had any re-spray work done recently? £220 is cheap!

                                  Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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                                  OriginalGriff wrote:

                                  No - the supports round the edges and down the center do that: the main "roof" is just a thin sheet.

                                  Lets suppose that the car falls from some height in this case that thin sheet will enter your skull literally. They have be solid. If the car flips the roof and the metal cage has to support the weigh of the whole car + the passengers or it becomes interesting. I don't own a car , not even a license to drive one in this matter. :)

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                                    Once upon a time, when Vilmos was young and Vilmos was innocent [okay scrap the innocent] there was a very nice young barmaid [Swiss if I recall] working in the pub. One evening she was in very tight jeans and I asked "How do you get into those?" The reply? "You can start by buying me Gin & Tonic." :-D

                                    speramus in juniperus

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                                    And then she let you wear them?

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                                      And then she let you wear them?

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                                      Blue Waffle wrote:

                                      And then she let you wear them?

                                      ... and that's when Nagy's troubles began! :rolleyes: ;)

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                                      • C Chris Quinn

                                        Is this why they prefer sheep[^]!

                                        ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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                                        JimmyRopes
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                                        I wouldn't let her get near my private parts! :~

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                                          Blue Waffle wrote:

                                          And then she let you wear them?

                                          ... and that's when Nagy's troubles began! :rolleyes: ;)

                                          "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                                          Nagy Vilmos
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                                          Sadly, due to the much lamented and rarely present kid sister, I cannot elaborate on the Swiss Miss beyond saying it was a lie. It needed 2 drinks. ;)

                                          speramus in juniperus

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