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Chairman of the bench Professor Ian Roffe told her: "You have used alcohol inappropriately to deal with your issues."
I wonder how one can use it appropriately to deal with one's issues.
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Well (at least in the case of Gin, which has no other rational use), proper use can clear up issues with clogged inkjet printer heads, removing ink from marker-boards, and other similar tasks.
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"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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Ask Nagy
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
The appropriate use of alcohol to deal with issues is: 0. Say to oneself "Elephant that!" 1. Pour a large one to celebrate dealing with your issues. 2. Rinse, lather, repeat
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Richard MacCutchan wrote:
I wonder how one can use it appropriately to deal with one's issues.
You could ask Nagy ;P
Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"
Or you could ask Griff, who'll then ask me.
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Or you could ask Griff, who'll then ask me.
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Great minds think alike :-D
Rhys "If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the Universe"
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Is this why they prefer sheep[^]!
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Wait.... what :wtf: When the human teeth are way harder than a car rooftop ? Aren't the car rooftop designed to protect the humans inside in case the car flips :omg: How can teeth make a £220 worth the damage . Did she ate the rooftop ?!
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Well (at least in the case of Gin, which has no other rational use), proper use can clear up issues with clogged inkjet printer heads, removing ink from marker-boards, and other similar tasks.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
Gin is a very versatile fluid: With the addition of Tonic, frozen H2O, and a slice of lemon, it can dissolve ladies underwear! :laugh:
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
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Wait.... what :wtf: When the human teeth are way harder than a car rooftop ? Aren't the car rooftop designed to protect the humans inside in case the car flips :omg: How can teeth make a £220 worth the damage . Did she ate the rooftop ?!
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
No - the supports round the edges and down the center do that: the main "roof" is just a thin sheet. And as to "How can teeth make a £220 worth the damage" that's easy - have you had any re-spray work done recently? £220 is cheap!
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
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Gin is a very versatile fluid: With the addition of Tonic, frozen H2O, and a slice of lemon, it can dissolve ladies underwear! :laugh:
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
Once upon a time, when Vilmos was young and Vilmos was innocent [okay scrap the innocent] there was a very nice young barmaid [Swiss if I recall] working in the pub. One evening she was in very tight jeans and I asked "How do you get into those?" The reply? "You can start by buying me Gin & Tonic." :-D
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Gin is a very versatile fluid: With the addition of Tonic, frozen H2O, and a slice of lemon, it can dissolve ladies underwear! :laugh:
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
Gin has much in common with garlic. If you or your woman eats garlic, both of you had better eat garlic.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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No - the supports round the edges and down the center do that: the main "roof" is just a thin sheet. And as to "How can teeth make a £220 worth the damage" that's easy - have you had any re-spray work done recently? £220 is cheap!
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
OriginalGriff wrote:
£220 is cheap!
Social Engineering at its best! We're so used to paying insane amounts for car repairs we consider that little bit of work worth that kind of money.
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein
"As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert
"If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010
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No - the supports round the edges and down the center do that: the main "roof" is just a thin sheet. And as to "How can teeth make a £220 worth the damage" that's easy - have you had any re-spray work done recently? £220 is cheap!
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
OriginalGriff wrote:
No - the supports round the edges and down the center do that: the main "roof" is just a thin sheet.
Lets suppose that the car falls from some height in this case that thin sheet will enter your skull literally. They have be solid. If the car flips the roof and the metal cage has to support the weigh of the whole car + the passengers or it becomes interesting. I don't own a car , not even a license to drive one in this matter. :)
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Once upon a time, when Vilmos was young and Vilmos was innocent [okay scrap the innocent] there was a very nice young barmaid [Swiss if I recall] working in the pub. One evening she was in very tight jeans and I asked "How do you get into those?" The reply? "You can start by buying me Gin & Tonic." :-D
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Blue Waffle wrote:
And then she let you wear them?
... and that's when Nagy's troubles began! :rolleyes: ;)
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I wouldn't let her get near my private parts! :~
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Blue Waffle wrote:
And then she let you wear them?
... and that's when Nagy's troubles began! :rolleyes: ;)
"State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B
Sadly, due to the much lamented and rarely present kid sister, I cannot elaborate on the Swiss Miss beyond saying it was a lie. It needed 2 drinks. ;)
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Is this why they prefer sheep[^]!
========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================
Basically Welsh women are as tough as welsh men. This is attested to by the fact they used to go into battle with their man folk as witnessed by many Roman writers, who were quire frankly horrified at the spectacle, it being unknown anywhere else in the then known word, and at their effectiveness. Clearly the ability to bite the roof off a Fiat 500 has evolved from the ability to bite through Roman armour. And in fact the relative wimpyness of welsh men explains how a small number of saxon male conquerors ended up being responsible for the entire gene pool of todays England; welsh women prefer saxon men! :)
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Is this why they prefer sheep[^]!
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