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In Wales, where men are men and women are terrifying!

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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    Gin is a very versatile fluid: With the addition of Tonic, frozen H2O, and a slice of lemon, it can dissolve ladies underwear! :laugh:

    Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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    Nagy Vilmos
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    Once upon a time, when Vilmos was young and Vilmos was innocent [okay scrap the innocent] there was a very nice young barmaid [Swiss if I recall] working in the pub. One evening she was in very tight jeans and I asked "How do you get into those?" The reply? "You can start by buying me Gin & Tonic." :-D

    speramus in juniperus

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    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

      Gin is a very versatile fluid: With the addition of Tonic, frozen H2O, and a slice of lemon, it can dissolve ladies underwear! :laugh:

      Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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      W Balboos GHB
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      Gin has much in common with garlic. If you or your woman eats garlic, both of you had better eat garlic.

      "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

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      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

        No - the supports round the edges and down the center do that: the main "roof" is just a thin sheet. And as to "How can teeth make a £220 worth the damage" that's easy - have you had any re-spray work done recently? £220 is cheap!

        Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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        W Balboos GHB
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        OriginalGriff wrote:

        £220 is cheap!

        Social Engineering at its best! We're so used to paying insane amounts for car repairs we consider that little bit of work worth that kind of money.

        "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein

        "As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error." - Weisert

        "If you are searching for perfection in others, then you seek disappointment. If you are seek perfection in yourself, then you will find failure." - Balboos HaGadol Mar 2010

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        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

          No - the supports round the edges and down the center do that: the main "roof" is just a thin sheet. And as to "How can teeth make a £220 worth the damage" that's easy - have you had any re-spray work done recently? £220 is cheap!

          Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam

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          Argonia
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          OriginalGriff wrote:

          No - the supports round the edges and down the center do that: the main "roof" is just a thin sheet.

          Lets suppose that the car falls from some height in this case that thin sheet will enter your skull literally. They have be solid. If the car flips the roof and the metal cage has to support the weigh of the whole car + the passengers or it becomes interesting. I don't own a car , not even a license to drive one in this matter. :)

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          • N Nagy Vilmos

            Once upon a time, when Vilmos was young and Vilmos was innocent [okay scrap the innocent] there was a very nice young barmaid [Swiss if I recall] working in the pub. One evening she was in very tight jeans and I asked "How do you get into those?" The reply? "You can start by buying me Gin & Tonic." :-D

            speramus in juniperus

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            Lost User
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            And then she let you wear them?

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              And then she let you wear them?

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              DeathByChocolate
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              Blue Waffle wrote:

              And then she let you wear them?

              ... and that's when Nagy's troubles began! :rolleyes: ;)

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              • C Chris Quinn

                Is this why they prefer sheep[^]!

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                JimmyRopes
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                I wouldn't let her get near my private parts! :~

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                  Blue Waffle wrote:

                  And then she let you wear them?

                  ... and that's when Nagy's troubles began! :rolleyes: ;)

                  "State acheived after eating too many chocolate-covered coconut bars - bountiful" Chris C-B

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                  Sadly, due to the much lamented and rarely present kid sister, I cannot elaborate on the Swiss Miss beyond saying it was a lie. It needed 2 drinks. ;)

                  speramus in juniperus

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                  • C Chris Quinn

                    Is this why they prefer sheep[^]!

                    ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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                    Erudite_Eric
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                    Basically Welsh women are as tough as welsh men. This is attested to by the fact they used to go into battle with their man folk as witnessed by many Roman writers, who were quire frankly horrified at the spectacle, it being unknown anywhere else in the then known word, and at their effectiveness. Clearly the ability to bite the roof off a Fiat 500 has evolved from the ability to bite through Roman armour. And in fact the relative wimpyness of welsh men explains how a small number of saxon male conquerors ended up being responsible for the entire gene pool of todays England; welsh women prefer saxon men! :)

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                    • C Chris Quinn

                      Is this why they prefer sheep[^]!

                      ========================================================= I'm an optoholic - my glass is always half full of vodka. =========================================================

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                      Serdoc
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                      dang, scary!

                      Cold Turkey...

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