Think you have a bad job? Nah...
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Herself has just been sent an unsolicited Faecal Occult Blood Test kit, as part of the NHS Bowel Cancer Screening Programme. Fine...but...well, you have to send three days worth of "samples" to the lab in a packet. Now, it's not a complete sample, you understand - just a smear each day I think - but...when you sit there in your warm / air conditioned office, on your comfy chair, with your mug of Coffee, in front of your computer and complain that your job is cr@p: Think about the postman who has to deliver these things by the van full... X|
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
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Herself has just been sent an unsolicited Faecal Occult Blood Test kit, as part of the NHS Bowel Cancer Screening Programme. Fine...but...well, you have to send three days worth of "samples" to the lab in a packet. Now, it's not a complete sample, you understand - just a smear each day I think - but...when you sit there in your warm / air conditioned office, on your comfy chair, with your mug of Coffee, in front of your computer and complain that your job is cr@p: Think about the postman who has to deliver these things by the van full... X|
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
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Herself has just been sent an unsolicited Faecal Occult Blood Test kit, as part of the NHS Bowel Cancer Screening Programme. Fine...but...well, you have to send three days worth of "samples" to the lab in a packet. Now, it's not a complete sample, you understand - just a smear each day I think - but...when you sit there in your warm / air conditioned office, on your comfy chair, with your mug of Coffee, in front of your computer and complain that your job is cr@p: Think about the postman who has to deliver these things by the van full... X|
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
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Herself has just been sent an unsolicited Faecal Occult Blood Test kit, as part of the NHS Bowel Cancer Screening Programme. Fine...but...well, you have to send three days worth of "samples" to the lab in a packet. Now, it's not a complete sample, you understand - just a smear each day I think - but...when you sit there in your warm / air conditioned office, on your comfy chair, with your mug of Coffee, in front of your computer and complain that your job is cr@p: Think about the postman who has to deliver these things by the van full... X|
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
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That postman's job is joy, unadulterated joy, compared to the poor sap who has to open the mail.
speramus in juniperus
He's probably given special clothing because of Elf and Softy rules. :laugh:
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
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But... that would be contrary to the 1953 Postal Act: "Sending of a Deleterious Substance" ...
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Herself has just been sent an unsolicited Faecal Occult Blood Test kit, as part of the NHS Bowel Cancer Screening Programme. Fine...but...well, you have to send three days worth of "samples" to the lab in a packet. Now, it's not a complete sample, you understand - just a smear each day I think - but...when you sit there in your warm / air conditioned office, on your comfy chair, with your mug of Coffee, in front of your computer and complain that your job is cr@p: Think about the postman who has to deliver these things by the van full... X|
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
I sent in my FOBT last year. Thankfully the results were negative. Never hurts to be proactive when it comes to one's health. :) /ravi
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Herself has just been sent an unsolicited Faecal Occult Blood Test kit, as part of the NHS Bowel Cancer Screening Programme. Fine...but...well, you have to send three days worth of "samples" to the lab in a packet. Now, it's not a complete sample, you understand - just a smear each day I think - but...when you sit there in your warm / air conditioned office, on your comfy chair, with your mug of Coffee, in front of your computer and complain that your job is cr@p: Think about the postman who has to deliver these things by the van full... X|
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
What's with the Occult bit? Is there some sort of ritual involved:confused:
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
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What's with the Occult bit? Is there some sort of ritual involved:confused:
“That which can be asserted without evidence, can be dismissed without evidence.”
― Christopher Hitchens
Do I want to know? No. But...http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/english/occult[^]It's the second meaning: "Medicine (of a disease or process) not accompanied by readily discernible signs or symptoms: careful palpation sometimes discloses occult spina bifida (of blood) abnormally present, e.g. in faeces, but detectable only chemically or microscopically."
Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers --- Serious Sam
