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    Dalek Dave
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    X2[^] range! Want! Just got to convince SWMBO to let me spunk £1300 on a set of clubs.

    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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      X2[^] range! Want! Just got to convince SWMBO to let me spunk £1300 on a set of clubs.

      --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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      Marc Clifton
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      Dalek Dave wrote:

      Want!

      ooookay...well, that's not what I'd spunk £1300 on, but hey, I'll celebrate your individuality! (I think I've been hanging around the foofoo folks in my community too much.) Marc

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        Dalek Dave wrote:

        Want!

        ooookay...well, that's not what I'd spunk £1300 on, but hey, I'll celebrate your individuality! (I think I've been hanging around the foofoo folks in my community too much.) Marc

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        Dalek Dave
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        Mark, Golf is the only exercise I get. (Apart from Jumping to Conclusions and Running Down The Boss). I like to think of it as my Keep Fit Regime. Up early, play 18 holes over 4 hours, card under a hundred (not counting the Mulligans or that terrible business at the 5th) then repair to the clubhouse for a sip of wet pleasure. (That said I have not had a drop of alcohol since NYE, I am spending January dry) Spring is on its way and I have bought my new outfits for this year and am just thinking of a new set of clubs so that I can get frustrated and swear at something shiny.

        --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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          X2[^] range! Want! Just got to convince SWMBO to let me spunk £1300 on a set of clubs.

          --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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          Kornfeld Eliyahu Peter
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          I think you are addict...you should seek some therapy...unless it's cost more than £1300...

          I'm not questioning your powers of observation; I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is. (V)

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            Mark, Golf is the only exercise I get. (Apart from Jumping to Conclusions and Running Down The Boss). I like to think of it as my Keep Fit Regime. Up early, play 18 holes over 4 hours, card under a hundred (not counting the Mulligans or that terrible business at the 5th) then repair to the clubhouse for a sip of wet pleasure. (That said I have not had a drop of alcohol since NYE, I am spending January dry) Spring is on its way and I have bought my new outfits for this year and am just thinking of a new set of clubs so that I can get frustrated and swear at something shiny.

            --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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            Marc Clifton
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            Dalek Dave wrote:

            or that terrible business at the 5th

            Oooh, do tell! :) Marc

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              X2[^] range! Want! Just got to convince SWMBO to let me spunk £1300 on a set of clubs.

              --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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              R Giskard Reventlov
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              Do not just walk in there and pay full retail. They will always do deals as they have wiggle room and need to sell. They will give up a bit of their commission to do a deal. At the very least, get a bag and some balls out of them. Do not report back that you just spunked up the dosh without a fight!

              "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                Do not just walk in there and pay full retail. They will always do deals as they have wiggle room and need to sell. They will give up a bit of their commission to do a deal. At the very least, get a bag and some balls out of them. Do not report back that you just spunked up the dosh without a fight!

                "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                Dalek Dave
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                Noted! Actually I try never to pay retail, I know the markup :)

                --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                  Mark, Golf is the only exercise I get. (Apart from Jumping to Conclusions and Running Down The Boss). I like to think of it as my Keep Fit Regime. Up early, play 18 holes over 4 hours, card under a hundred (not counting the Mulligans or that terrible business at the 5th) then repair to the clubhouse for a sip of wet pleasure. (That said I have not had a drop of alcohol since NYE, I am spending January dry) Spring is on its way and I have bought my new outfits for this year and am just thinking of a new set of clubs so that I can get frustrated and swear at something shiny.

                  --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                  kmoorevs
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                  Dalek Dave wrote:

                  get frustrated and swear at something

                  :laugh: Golf is a great sport as long as you don't take it too seriously. A person's true character can be judged by their behavior on a golf course. I hope I never have to play with my brother-in-law again. :laugh: Fairways and greens! :)

                  "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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                    X2[^] range! Want! Just got to convince SWMBO to let me spunk £1300 on a set of clubs.

                    --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                    Nagy Vilmos
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                    I'm sure Michelle will be well impressed!

                    speramus in juniperus

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                      X2[^] range! Want! Just got to convince SWMBO to let me spunk £1300 on a set of clubs.

                      --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                      OriginalGriff
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                      Strange. They don't appear to be laser guided, or have telescopic sights, or even a trigger. Surely some form of projectile weapon would be more accurate? ;P

                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                        X2[^] range! Want! Just got to convince SWMBO to let me spunk £1300 on a set of clubs.

                        --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                        Rage
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                        Does it let you try x2 times ?

                        ~RaGE();

                        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                          Does it let you try x2 times ?

                          ~RaGE();

                          I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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                          Nagy Vilmos
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                          He will anyway, the first is call the 'practice swing'

                          speramus in juniperus

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                            X2[^] range! Want! Just got to convince SWMBO to let me spunk £1300 on a set of clubs.

                            --------------------------------- Obscurum per obscurius. Ad astra per alas porci. Quidquid latine dictum sit, altum videtur.

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                            Bob Wambach
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                            As a golf nut my goals at the beginning of each round are the same. No swearing and no club throwing. If I accomplish those two goals I have played well.

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                              As a golf nut my goals at the beginning of each round are the same. No swearing and no club throwing. If I accomplish those two goals I have played well.

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                              kmoorevs
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                              Indeed! I have managed to stop throwing clubs, but just can't keep from uttering profanities on miffed shots. One other bad habit I need to work on is to stop my unwanted commentary when the missus and I are playing...this only applies to the bad shots...praise is necessary for good ones. (even if she is using yet another mulligan!) :laugh:

                              "Go forth into the source" - Neal Morse

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