Modern Dating
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I stayed-up late last night waiting for my 17 yo daughter to return from her date with her boyfriend. It's about 11:30pm in our very quite neighborhood and I'm comfortable downstairs on the couch watching an old episode of Star Trek on Netflix when I hear a strange sound. I pause the episode to better hear the sound and it's someone honking their horn. I open the front door to see what all the commotion is about and there's a car out front with loud music playing and with its horn honking. I assume it's my daughter and her boyfriend trying to get my attention, (as I recognize the car) so I wave at them and the honking stops. So I close the door, and the honking continues. I flash the house lights, but the honking continues. I look around for my shoes, as I'm barefoot and it's cold outside. The honking continues. Fearing the reaction of the neighbors to the honking, I go outside in my bare feet and bathrobe and walk up to the car. It's my daughter and her boyfriend kissing in the front seat; she in his arms against the steering wheel --- hence the honking. I knock on the driver's window. He stops, looks straight up at me, but goes right back to "work". I'm thinking "wow, this guy is really cheeky...". I knock on the window again, harder this time. He stops again, finally recognizes that someone is actually there and it's her Dad! He gets a horrified and terrified look on his face, but I'm actually laughing. My daughter gets out of the car laughing, and he drives quickly away. My daughter is shocked and embarrassed to learn the horn was honking while they were kissing. Hilarity ensued.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einsteinaha, a tricky situation to see.
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I stayed-up late last night waiting for my 17 yo daughter to return from her date with her boyfriend. It's about 11:30pm in our very quite neighborhood and I'm comfortable downstairs on the couch watching an old episode of Star Trek on Netflix when I hear a strange sound. I pause the episode to better hear the sound and it's someone honking their horn. I open the front door to see what all the commotion is about and there's a car out front with loud music playing and with its horn honking. I assume it's my daughter and her boyfriend trying to get my attention, (as I recognize the car) so I wave at them and the honking stops. So I close the door, and the honking continues. I flash the house lights, but the honking continues. I look around for my shoes, as I'm barefoot and it's cold outside. The honking continues. Fearing the reaction of the neighbors to the honking, I go outside in my bare feet and bathrobe and walk up to the car. It's my daughter and her boyfriend kissing in the front seat; she in his arms against the steering wheel --- hence the honking. I knock on the driver's window. He stops, looks straight up at me, but goes right back to "work". I'm thinking "wow, this guy is really cheeky...". I knock on the window again, harder this time. He stops again, finally recognizes that someone is actually there and it's her Dad! He gets a horrified and terrified look on his face, but I'm actually laughing. My daughter gets out of the car laughing, and he drives quickly away. My daughter is shocked and embarrassed to learn the horn was honking while they were kissing. Hilarity ensued.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein -
I stayed-up late last night waiting for my 17 yo daughter to return from her date with her boyfriend. It's about 11:30pm in our very quite neighborhood and I'm comfortable downstairs on the couch watching an old episode of Star Trek on Netflix when I hear a strange sound. I pause the episode to better hear the sound and it's someone honking their horn. I open the front door to see what all the commotion is about and there's a car out front with loud music playing and with its horn honking. I assume it's my daughter and her boyfriend trying to get my attention, (as I recognize the car) so I wave at them and the honking stops. So I close the door, and the honking continues. I flash the house lights, but the honking continues. I look around for my shoes, as I'm barefoot and it's cold outside. The honking continues. Fearing the reaction of the neighbors to the honking, I go outside in my bare feet and bathrobe and walk up to the car. It's my daughter and her boyfriend kissing in the front seat; she in his arms against the steering wheel --- hence the honking. I knock on the driver's window. He stops, looks straight up at me, but goes right back to "work". I'm thinking "wow, this guy is really cheeky...". I knock on the window again, harder this time. He stops again, finally recognizes that someone is actually there and it's her Dad! He gets a horrified and terrified look on his face, but I'm actually laughing. My daughter gets out of the car laughing, and he drives quickly away. My daughter is shocked and embarrassed to learn the horn was honking while they were kissing. Hilarity ensued.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert EinsteinLol i was waiting to read how you broke the guy's car window and beat the hell out of him. I guess this happens when you live in 4th world country like mine, you expect to see violence all the time. Here we have fathers beating 6 grade student's for "messing" with their daughters. I am sorry for what i will write its not my intention to offend you in any way but judging from your nickname i believe that you are Muslim and your lays are pretty strict about that kind of behavior. Please correct me if i am wrong.
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had to look for this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5b4mnLk7Lg[^]
Charlie Gilley You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house. "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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for the record, I would not nearly be as understanding - crazy dad face and all. I don't sleep pretty. When I wake up, I *need* a shower or I'm likely to spook the herd. When I get up at midnight, because older children are too loud, being inconsiderate and generally idiots, it's effective. :omg: <-- is the general look I get. For those that watched the video - you drank two bottles of wine and drove my daughter home? Let me help you sober up... :mad:
Charlie Gilley You're going to tell me what I want to know, or I'm going to beat you to death in your own house. "Where liberty dwells, there is my country." B. Franklin, 1783 “They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety.” BF, 1759
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Lol i was waiting to read how you broke the guy's car window and beat the hell out of him. I guess this happens when you live in 4th world country like mine, you expect to see violence all the time. Here we have fathers beating 6 grade student's for "messing" with their daughters. I am sorry for what i will write its not my intention to offend you in any way but judging from your nickname i believe that you are Muslim and your lays are pretty strict about that kind of behavior. Please correct me if i am wrong.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
No, Good Gandhi! I'm not muslim. I am religious and have certain standards, but the guy stayed on the right side of the line... good for him! I chose the nickname "ahmed" because it's 20% "close" to my real nickname and I added "z" to the "ahmed" for the last name. I later learned it was a real name in the middle east. Kinda funny.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein -
Ah dude. You missed the opppertunity to put on a crazy mask and scare them ****less ;P
V.
(MQOTD rules and previous solutions)OriginalGriff wrote:
V is absolutely right
Yes, you're right!
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein -
No, Good Gandhi! I'm not muslim. I am religious and have certain standards, but the guy stayed on the right side of the line... good for him! I chose the nickname "ahmed" because it's 20% "close" to my real nickname and I added "z" to the "ahmed" for the last name. I later learned it was a real name in the middle east. Kinda funny.
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein -
I am sorry if i have offended you in any way.
Microsoft ... the only place where VARIANT_TRUE != true
LOL. No, not offended! :-D Just thought it was funny. :laugh:
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein -
So, kissing also cause deafness !!!
I'd rather be phishing!
It's the aural sex.