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    R Giskard Reventlov
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    20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Understand. [^] Some are funny.

    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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      20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Understand. [^] Some are funny.

      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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      mark merrens wrote:

      Some are funny

      No, no they are ALL funny, but perhaps your intellectual capacity was not as high as you thought ;P

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      (MQOTD rules and previous solutions)

      OriginalGriff wrote:

      V is absolutely right

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      • R R Giskard Reventlov

        20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Understand. [^] Some are funny.

        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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        Rage
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        Thanks, gave me my new sig !

        ~RaGE();
        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy is not what it used to be !

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        • R R Giskard Reventlov

          20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Understand. [^] Some are funny.

          "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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          Freak30
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          I don't get number 13, probably because I don't know what Gödel and Chomsky are known for. The other ones are quite nice. I especially like number 3.

          The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.

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            I don't get number 13, probably because I don't know what Gödel and Chomsky are known for. The other ones are quite nice. I especially like number 3.

            The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.

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            Rage
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            I might have a clue about 3, Google did not even help with 13

            ~RaGE();
            I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy is not what it used to be

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              I might have a clue about 3, Google did not even help with 13

              ~RaGE();
              I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy is not what it used to be

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              sucram
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              3 is easy. The first logician wants a bear otherwise he would have said no. He said 'I don't know' because he does not know whether logician 2 and 3 want a beer. The second logician knows that the 1st one wants a beer because he did not say no. He also wants a beer because he does not say no, but since he does not know whether the 3 rd logician wants a beer he answers 'I dont know'. The 3rd logician wants a beer. Since neither logician 1 o 2 said 'no' he knows that they want a beer, therefore he can answer 'yes'. As far as 13 is concerned I have no idea.

              If only closed minds would come with closed mouths. Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!

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                I might have a clue about 3, Google did not even help with 13

                ~RaGE();
                I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy is not what it used to be

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                Bassam Abdul Baki
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                #3 - Since he asked if all of them want a drink (A and B and C - all yes or all no), only the last person could answer for all. Sucram's explanation was better.

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                • R R Giskard Reventlov

                  20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Understand. [^] Some are funny.

                  "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                  Mike Hankey
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                  I followed a link frrom your link and found this[^].

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                  • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                    I followed a link frrom your link and found this[^].

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                    R Giskard Reventlov
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                    Beautiful. :thumbsup:

                    "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                    • R R Giskard Reventlov

                      20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Understand. [^] Some are funny.

                      "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                      TheGreatAndPowerfulOz
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                      :thumbsup::thumbsup:

                      If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
                      You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
                      Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein

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                      • R R Giskard Reventlov

                        20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Understand. [^] Some are funny.

                        "If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures

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                        Pete OHanlon
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                        4 definitely counts as groan-worthy. 6 and 7 made me laugh though. 11 though, that was a cracker.

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                          I followed a link frrom your link and found this[^].

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                          Matt T Heffron
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                          Cool! #13: Be sure to close the sunroof!

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                            3 is easy. The first logician wants a bear otherwise he would have said no. He said 'I don't know' because he does not know whether logician 2 and 3 want a beer. The second logician knows that the 1st one wants a beer because he did not say no. He also wants a beer because he does not say no, but since he does not know whether the 3 rd logician wants a beer he answers 'I dont know'. The 3rd logician wants a beer. Since neither logician 1 o 2 said 'no' he knows that they want a beer, therefore he can answer 'yes'. As far as 13 is concerned I have no idea.

                            If only closed minds would come with closed mouths. Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!

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                            szukuro
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                            Heisenberg's line is a play on the cat paradox, that is determining if it is alive or not. Gödel's line is a reference to his incompleteness theorem that states that no axiomatic system can be complete and thus contains undecidable statements. Chomsky's remark probably aims the reference the fact that he is a renowned linguist by stating it's only a matter of correctly expressing oneself.

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