Geek jokes... (SFW)
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20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Understand. [^] Some are funny.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures
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I don't get number 13, probably because I don't know what Gödel and Chomsky are known for. The other ones are quite nice. I especially like number 3.
The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.
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I might have a clue about 3, Google did not even help with 13
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy is not what it used to be3 is easy. The first logician wants a bear otherwise he would have said no. He said 'I don't know' because he does not know whether logician 2 and 3 want a beer. The second logician knows that the 1st one wants a beer because he did not say no. He also wants a beer because he does not say no, but since he does not know whether the 3 rd logician wants a beer he answers 'I dont know'. The 3rd logician wants a beer. Since neither logician 1 o 2 said 'no' he knows that they want a beer, therefore he can answer 'yes'. As far as 13 is concerned I have no idea.
If only closed minds would come with closed mouths. Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!
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I might have a clue about 3, Google did not even help with 13
~RaGE();
I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy is not what it used to be -
20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Understand. [^] Some are funny.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures
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Beautiful. :thumbsup:
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures
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20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Understand. [^] Some are funny.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures
:thumbsup::thumbsup:
If your actions inspire others to dream more, learn more, do more and become more, you are a leader.-John Q. Adams
You must accept one of two basic premises: Either we are alone in the universe, or we are not alone in the universe. And either way, the implications are staggering.-Wernher von Braun
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.-Albert Einstein -
20 Jokes That Only Intellectuals Will Understand. [^] Some are funny.
"If you think it's expensive to hire a professional to do the job, wait until you hire an amateur." Red Adair. Those who seek perfection will only find imperfection nils illegitimus carborundum me, me, me me, in pictures
4 definitely counts as groan-worthy. 6 and 7 made me laugh though. 11 though, that was a cracker.
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Cool! #13: Be sure to close the sunroof!
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3 is easy. The first logician wants a bear otherwise he would have said no. He said 'I don't know' because he does not know whether logician 2 and 3 want a beer. The second logician knows that the 1st one wants a beer because he did not say no. He also wants a beer because he does not say no, but since he does not know whether the 3 rd logician wants a beer he answers 'I dont know'. The 3rd logician wants a beer. Since neither logician 1 o 2 said 'no' he knows that they want a beer, therefore he can answer 'yes'. As far as 13 is concerned I have no idea.
If only closed minds would come with closed mouths. Ego non sum semper iustus tamen Ego sum nunquam nefas!
Heisenberg's line is a play on the cat paradox, that is determining if it is alive or not. Gödel's line is a reference to his incompleteness theorem that states that no axiomatic system can be complete and thus contains undecidable statements. Chomsky's remark probably aims the reference the fact that he is a renowned linguist by stating it's only a matter of correctly expressing oneself.
