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  • R Rage

    I'll take mine with tomato, onion, white sauce and chili.

    ~RaGE();

    I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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    JimmyRopes
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    Rage wrote:

    I'll take mine with tomato, onion, white sauce and chili.

    :thumbsup:

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    • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

      Tastes just like chicken? :)

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      Mike Hankey wrote:

      Tastes just like chicken?

      Not really. :~

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      • R Rage

        Cats are evil, whatever the size.

        ~RaGE();

        I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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        Rage wrote:

        Cats are evil, whatever the size.

        And tasty too. :~

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        • R Rage

          Cats are evil, whatever the size.

          ~RaGE();

          I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Do not feed the troll ! - Common proverb

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          Mendor81
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          See signature :D i consider myself a cat person. Regardless of that my cat would never reach the point to "attack" any member of my family or friends for that matter, just a matter of how you educate your pets. And yes you can train cats, easily.

          Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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            Rage wrote:

            Cats are evil, whatever the size.

            And tasty too. :~

            The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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            I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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            Rage
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            Just had a look at your (up-to-date?) website : Do you still have that copy of There's Something About Mary on sale for $50 ?

            ~RaGE();

            I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what is used to.

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            • M Mendor81

              See signature :D i consider myself a cat person. Regardless of that my cat would never reach the point to "attack" any member of my family or friends for that matter, just a matter of how you educate your pets. And yes you can train cats, easily.

              Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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              Mendor81 wrote:

              my cat would never reach the point to "attack"

              Yeah, that's what all of them told the police.

              ~RaGE();

              I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what is used to.

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              • R Rage

                Mendor81 wrote:

                my cat would never reach the point to "attack"

                Yeah, that's what all of them told the police.

                ~RaGE();

                I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what is used to.

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                Mendor81
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                My cat just doesn´t do that. Or she leaves no witnesses behind :doh: :^) :laugh:

                Hmm i wonder why its doing that......ARGHS NO STOP, ROLLBACK ROLLBACK...F*** That's how i learned to "Always Backup"!! Dogs are man's best Friend, Cats are man's adorable little serial killer

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                • R Rage

                  Just had a look at your (up-to-date?) website : Do you still have that copy of There's Something About Mary on sale for $50 ?

                  ~RaGE();

                  I think words like 'destiny' are a way of trying to find order where none exists. - Christian Graus Entropy isn't what is used to.

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                  That is just an OS Commerce site giving as an example of what I can do for you (not necessarily you). Unfortunately, I don't have any of the things offered on the sample site. It is just a sample. Having said that I could direct you to where you could get a copy. Send me an email and I will respond.

                  The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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                  • G glennPattonPub

                    22 pound house cat? US pounds are smaller than UK pounds but... :wtf:

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                    22lbs is not that huge - we had Beldin, who was 18lbs (UK) of muscle and venom. It wouldn't have taken much extra food to get another 4lb on him - and I don't think it would have slowed him down. Some cats are just "big boned" and they are seriously strong for their size. I wouldn't put my hands into a cat fight (even between smallish cats) without motorcycle gloves on! To give you an idea of his size: https://www.dropbox.com/s/wyw40yrqniftg8t/BeldinInNormalPose.jpg[^] - that is a normal size armchair (but he's on his back) https://www.dropbox.com/s/ng676zxzfqv0au5/MitchAndBeldin.jpg[^]

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      22lbs is not that huge - we had Beldin, who was 18lbs (UK) of muscle and venom. It wouldn't have taken much extra food to get another 4lb on him - and I don't think it would have slowed him down. Some cats are just "big boned" and they are seriously strong for their size. I wouldn't put my hands into a cat fight (even between smallish cats) without motorcycle gloves on! To give you an idea of his size: https://www.dropbox.com/s/wyw40yrqniftg8t/BeldinInNormalPose.jpg[^] - that is a normal size armchair (but he's on his back) https://www.dropbox.com/s/ng676zxzfqv0au5/MitchAndBeldin.jpg[^]

                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                      OK! :)

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                      • F Freak30

                        Maybe it was a Main Coone (or something like that) cat. Those can get quite large. Regarding the the dog, it depends mostly which pet was there first. If the cat was there first and scratched the dog while it still was a puppy, that dog will never again mess with the cat in his lifetime (and might develop a phobia against other cats as well).

                        The good thing about pessimism is, that you are always either right or pleasently surprised.

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                        Freak30 wrote:

                        Maybe it was a Main Coone (or something like that) cat.

                        Second largest breed is still a cat. It's not a tiger, it does not hunt humans.

                        Freak30 wrote:

                        Those can get quite large.

                        Not large enough to be threathening.

                        Freak30 wrote:

                        Regarding the the dog, it depends mostly which pet was there first.

                        A dog will need to know it's place; if the alpha-male isn't one, then the dog will eventually try and challenge that position.

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                        that dog will never again mess with the cat in his lifetime

                        If things were that easy you'd simply smack the dog hard when he first pisses in the house and it'd be house-broken.

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                        • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                          I don't think I could get past the physiological aspect of eating dog or cat, have had to many pets that I loved dearly of both species.

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                          Mike Hankey wrote:

                          I don't think I could get past the physiological aspect of eating dog or cat

                          Depends; go without food for a week, smoke five joints and have someone try that recipe. I believe the correct term for herding meat may be "symbiosis".

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                            Mike Hankey wrote:

                            I don't think I could get past the physiological aspect of eating dog or cat

                            Depends; go without food for a week, smoke five joints and have someone try that recipe. I believe the correct term for herding meat may be "symbiosis".

                            Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                            It's amazing what people eat when starving, survival instincts kick in.

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                            • Mike HankeyM Mike Hankey

                              It's amazing what people eat when starving, survival instincts kick in.

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                              Mike Hankey wrote:

                              It's amazing what people eat when starving, survival instincts kick in

                              ..think it's more "nurture" that's being dismissed in favor of "nature". Or, in other words, it's merely a stupid idea that one should not eat cats. My grandparents had the cutest rabbits. And they tasted great, each Christmas. The dodo didn't survive, but an animal that tastes like rabbit (or chicken) will always be bred by humans. I still don't understand why people would rather try to eat insects than mammals. Anyone here who would rather eat a grasshopper than a cat?

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                              • G glennPattonPub

                                22 pound house cat? US pounds are smaller than UK pounds but... :wtf:

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                                glennPattonWork wrote:

                                US pounds are smaller than UK pounds

                                What is the difference betweeen a US pound and UK pound? Gallons I understand, but not pounds.

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                                  Mike Hankey wrote:

                                  It's amazing what people eat when starving, survival instincts kick in

                                  ..think it's more "nurture" that's being dismissed in favor of "nature". Or, in other words, it's merely a stupid idea that one should not eat cats. My grandparents had the cutest rabbits. And they tasted great, each Christmas. The dodo didn't survive, but an animal that tastes like rabbit (or chicken) will always be bred by humans. I still don't understand why people would rather try to eat insects than mammals. Anyone here who would rather eat a grasshopper than a cat?

                                  Bastard Programmer from Hell :suss: If you can't read my code, try converting it here[^]

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                                  Eddy Vluggen wrote:

                                  I still don't understand why people would rather try to eat insects than mammals.

                                  I don't try I do eat insects. They have more protein than mammals and they are tasty too. My favorite is locust but crickets are very good also. Some of the caterpillars are good also. Scorpions have a very hard shell so I don't eat them as often as other insects but they have a distinct flavor. Why do you not like insects? :~

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                                    glennPattonWork wrote:

                                    US pounds are smaller than UK pounds

                                    What is the difference betweeen a US pound and UK pound? Gallons I understand, but not pounds.

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                                    I was under the impression that the base unit was smaller, mind you an inch here is an inch there :)

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                                    • G glennPattonPub

                                      I was under the impression that the base unit was smaller, mind you an inch here is an inch there :)

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                                      I think dry weights are the same. American fluid ounces are slightly different to ours, so even allowing for them getting the size of a pint wrong, 20 fl oz isn't quite the standard 568ml over there either. But I'm not aware of dry ounces being different.

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                                        I think dry weights are the same. American fluid ounces are slightly different to ours, so even allowing for them getting the size of a pint wrong, 20 fl oz isn't quite the standard 568ml over there either. But I'm not aware of dry ounces being different.

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                                        Tim Carmichael
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                                        A U.S. gallon is a wine gallon; a U.K. gallon is an ale gallon. So, it's not so much that one size is 'wrong', it's more a case of not clearly denoting the base unit. Sort of like saying something costs a dollar, but not defining the currency type: Australian, Bermudian, Canadian, or U.S. The devil is in the details.

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                                        • L Lost User

                                          This guy[^] needs to turn in his man card.

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                                          Gary Wheeler
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                                          The guy might need to 'turn in his man card', but he also needs to turn in his pet owner card. Any animal, cat, dog, turkey buzzard, or whatever will react violently if stressed sufficiently. It's obvious from the cat's behavior that it's been subjected to the wrong environment and poor treatment for an extended period. I doubt that it is recoverable without extraordinary efforts at this point. The most merciful thing (and the safest for his family) would be to euthanize it. I fucking hate stories like this. Why do people acquire pets that they can't give the proper care? It's always the same. The animal is at fault, the police shoot it in front of the kids (nice picture in their heads, there), and everyone stands around looking sorry and wonders what went wrong.

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