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  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

    OK, so you thought Sharknado[^] was a bit unlikely. And lots of people thought it was total rubbish: 3.4/10 at IMDB says a lot. But now: (roll on the drums) ...they announce... (building up the tension here) ...the latest in the series... (sandwich on the piano) ...Avalanche Sharks[^] Yes, you read that right. An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls. On a mountain. Don't believe me? http://www.fangoria.com/new/exclusive-trailer-avalanche-sharks/[^] Who thinks up this drivel? Who the heck finances it?

    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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    Dalek Dave
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    Beat this![^]

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      Cannabis?

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      Mitchell J
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      :thumbsup: Most likely. :laugh:

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      • N Nagy Vilmos

        Still more believable then A Chaste Life with Paris Hilton :-D

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        OriginalGriff
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        Yeah - but they never made that one! :laugh:

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          Cannabis?

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          OriginalGriff
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          I suspect a crack-and-acid combo, myself.

          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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          "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

            OK, so you thought Sharknado[^] was a bit unlikely. And lots of people thought it was total rubbish: 3.4/10 at IMDB says a lot. But now: (roll on the drums) ...they announce... (building up the tension here) ...the latest in the series... (sandwich on the piano) ...Avalanche Sharks[^] Yes, you read that right. An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls. On a mountain. Don't believe me? http://www.fangoria.com/new/exclusive-trailer-avalanche-sharks/[^] Who thinks up this drivel? Who the heck finances it?

            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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            JimmyRopes
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            OriginalGriff wrote:

            An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls.

            How do I meet these girls? :-D

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              OriginalGriff wrote:

              An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls.

              How do I meet these girls? :-D

              The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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              OriginalGriff
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              First, catch your shark...

              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

              "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
              "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                OriginalGriff wrote:

                An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls.

                How do I meet these girls? :-D

                The report of my death was an exaggeration - Mark Twain
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                I'm on-line therefore I am. JimmyRopes

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                Duncan Edwards Jones
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                They do sound very chummy

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                  They do sound very chummy

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                  OriginalGriff
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                  Yeah, but most of 'em are bait...jail bait...

                  Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                  "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                  "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                    OK, so you thought Sharknado[^] was a bit unlikely. And lots of people thought it was total rubbish: 3.4/10 at IMDB says a lot. But now: (roll on the drums) ...they announce... (building up the tension here) ...the latest in the series... (sandwich on the piano) ...Avalanche Sharks[^] Yes, you read that right. An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls. On a mountain. Don't believe me? http://www.fangoria.com/new/exclusive-trailer-avalanche-sharks/[^] Who thinks up this drivel? Who the heck finances it?

                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                    I would like to raise you Rubber[^] the telepathic tire

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                    • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                      OK, so you thought Sharknado[^] was a bit unlikely. And lots of people thought it was total rubbish: 3.4/10 at IMDB says a lot. But now: (roll on the drums) ...they announce... (building up the tension here) ...the latest in the series... (sandwich on the piano) ...Avalanche Sharks[^] Yes, you read that right. An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls. On a mountain. Don't believe me? http://www.fangoria.com/new/exclusive-trailer-avalanche-sharks/[^] Who thinks up this drivel? Who the heck finances it?

                      Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                      They are known as B-movies, and they are financed by the apiary industries world-wide who wish to distract people from knowing about the plague of killer-bees which could drive the price of honey sideways. The piscene, arachnid, and ophidian races are typical targets for their campaigns of disinformation sugared with titillating scenes of youthful rambunctiousness en déshabillé punctuated by death-by-chainsaws known to hold great fascination for people with susceptible minds.

                      “The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet

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                        They are known as B-movies, and they are financed by the apiary industries world-wide who wish to distract people from knowing about the plague of killer-bees which could drive the price of honey sideways. The piscene, arachnid, and ophidian races are typical targets for their campaigns of disinformation sugared with titillating scenes of youthful rambunctiousness en déshabillé punctuated by death-by-chainsaws known to hold great fascination for people with susceptible minds.

                        “The best hope is that one of these days the Ground will get disgusted enough just to walk away ~ leaving people with nothing more to stand ON than what they have so bloody well stood FOR up to now.” Kenneth Patchen, Poet

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                        Ah! These would be the same MI5 trained Killer Bees that Prince Phillip got from Mossad and used to assassinate Diana in the Paris tunnel?

                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                        "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                        "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                        • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                          OK, so you thought Sharknado[^] was a bit unlikely. And lots of people thought it was total rubbish: 3.4/10 at IMDB says a lot. But now: (roll on the drums) ...they announce... (building up the tension here) ...the latest in the series... (sandwich on the piano) ...Avalanche Sharks[^] Yes, you read that right. An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls. On a mountain. Don't believe me? http://www.fangoria.com/new/exclusive-trailer-avalanche-sharks/[^] Who thinks up this drivel? Who the heck finances it?

                          Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                          Jorgen Andersson
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                          Hey, when they make a movie with laser sharks in it I might actually watch it.

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                          • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                            Ah! These would be the same MI5 trained Killer Bees that Prince Phillip got from Mossad and used to assassinate Diana in the Paris tunnel?

                            Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                            Nagy Vilmos
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                            Shh! The Express will pick up on it in no time of you keep shouting about it!

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                            • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                              OK, so you thought Sharknado[^] was a bit unlikely. And lots of people thought it was total rubbish: 3.4/10 at IMDB says a lot. But now: (roll on the drums) ...they announce... (building up the tension here) ...the latest in the series... (sandwich on the piano) ...Avalanche Sharks[^] Yes, you read that right. An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls. On a mountain. Don't believe me? http://www.fangoria.com/new/exclusive-trailer-avalanche-sharks/[^] Who thinks up this drivel? Who the heck finances it?

                              Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                              Nagy Vilmos
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                              Okay, I'll buy into 'snow sharks' swimming through the HEAVILY compacted snow like standard issue [non laser fitted] sharks swim through the sea. I'll even accept, for the sake of scientific debate, that the bikini clad girls in the hot tub are an integral part of the plot. What I don't get is how said shark gets into the hot tub to eat aforementioned girls without anyone noticing? I am not willing to watch the entire film to find out.

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                                Okay, I'll buy into 'snow sharks' swimming through the HEAVILY compacted snow like standard issue [non laser fitted] sharks swim through the sea. I'll even accept, for the sake of scientific debate, that the bikini clad girls in the hot tub are an integral part of the plot. What I don't get is how said shark gets into the hot tub to eat aforementioned girls without anyone noticing? I am not willing to watch the entire film to find out.

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                                OriginalGriff
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                                Or (possibly more relevant) how they get out again... :laugh:

                                Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

                                "I have no idea what I did, but I'm taking full credit for it." - ThisOldTony
                                "Common sense is so rare these days, it should be classified as a super power" - Random T-shirt

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                                  Okay, I'll buy into 'snow sharks' swimming through the HEAVILY compacted snow like standard issue [non laser fitted] sharks swim through the sea. I'll even accept, for the sake of scientific debate, that the bikini clad girls in the hot tub are an integral part of the plot. What I don't get is how said shark gets into the hot tub to eat aforementioned girls without anyone noticing? I am not willing to watch the entire film to find out.

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                                  dan sh
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                                  When sharks swim through snow, they displace snow in accordance to their body volume. Now, since sharks will be swimming upwards, snow has to move downwards to fill the hole. Hence, the hot tub which is assumed to be on snow (now come on, if you believed all that crap believe this one too), becomes a part of shark snow motion system and moves downward to fill the hole. However, along the way the find shark who eats the girls.

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                                  • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                    First, catch your shark...

                                    Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                    Corporal Agarn
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                                    That's how he got arrested. :laugh:

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                                    • D dan sh

                                      Cannabis?

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                                      phil o
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                                      At this level of improbability? I would rather go for acid, at a massive dose...

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                                      • OriginalGriffO OriginalGriff

                                        Yeah, but most of 'em are bait...jail bait...

                                        Those who fail to learn history are doomed to repeat it. --- George Santayana (December 16, 1863 – September 26, 1952) Those who fail to clear history are doomed to explain it. --- OriginalGriff (February 24, 1959 – ∞)

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                                        Corporal Agarn
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                                        By-the-way Griff where is the fin[^] you owe me? :-D Not really but I tried.... where is that coat.

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                                        • N Nagy Vilmos

                                          Okay, I'll buy into 'snow sharks' swimming through the HEAVILY compacted snow like standard issue [non laser fitted] sharks swim through the sea. I'll even accept, for the sake of scientific debate, that the bikini clad girls in the hot tub are an integral part of the plot. What I don't get is how said shark gets into the hot tub to eat aforementioned girls without anyone noticing? I am not willing to watch the entire film to find out.

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                                          Blue Waffle
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                                          Nagy Vilmos wrote:

                                          What I don't get is how said shark gets into the hot tub to eat aforementioned girls without anyone noticing?

                                          Because everybody is too busy looking at the bikini-clad girl?

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