Unlikely movies

[OriginalGriff]

Yeah - but they never made that one! :laugh:

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[OriginalGriff]

I suspect a crack-and-acid combo, myself.

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[JimmyRopes]

OriginalGriff wrote:

An avalanche releases a bunch of snow swimming killer sharks to hunt down bikini clad drunken girls.

How do I meet these girls? :-D

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[OriginalGriff]

First, catch your shark...

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[Duncan Edwards Jones]

They do sound very chummy

[OriginalGriff]

Yeah, but most of 'em are bait...jail bait...

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[Simon_Whale]

I would like to raise you Rubber[^] the telepathic tire

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[BillWoodruff]

They are known as B-movies, and they are financed by the apiary industries world-wide who wish to distract people from knowing about the plague of killer-bees which could drive the price of honey sideways. The piscene, arachnid, and ophidian races are typical targets for their campaigns of disinformation sugared with titillating scenes of youthful rambunctiousness en déshabillé punctuated by death-by-chainsaws known to hold great fascination for people with susceptible minds.

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[OriginalGriff]

Ah! These would be the same MI5 trained Killer Bees that Prince Phillip got from Mossad and used to assassinate Diana in the Paris tunnel?

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[Jorgen Andersson]

Hey, when they make a movie with laser sharks in it I might actually watch it.

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[Nagy Vilmos]

Shh! The Express will pick up on it in no time of you keep shouting about it!

[Nagy Vilmos]

Okay, I'll buy into 'snow sharks' swimming through the HEAVILY compacted snow like standard issue [non laser fitted] sharks swim through the sea. I'll even accept, for the sake of scientific debate, that the bikini clad girls in the hot tub are an integral part of the plot. What I don't get is how said shark gets into the hot tub to eat aforementioned girls without anyone noticing? I am not willing to watch the entire film to find out.

[OriginalGriff]

Or (possibly more relevant) how they get out again... :laugh:

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[dan sh]

When sharks swim through snow, they displace snow in accordance to their body volume. Now, since sharks will be swimming upwards, snow has to move downwards to fill the hole. Hence, the hot tub which is assumed to be on snow (now come on, if you believed all that crap believe this one too), becomes a part of shark snow motion system and moves downward to fill the hole. However, along the way the find shark who eats the girls.

[Corporal Agarn]

That's how he got arrested. :laugh:

[phil o]

At this level of improbability? I would rather go for acid, at a massive dose...

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[Corporal Agarn]

By-the-way Griff where is the fin[^] you owe me? :-D Not really but I tried.... where is that coat.

[Blue Waffle]

Nagy Vilmos wrote:

What I don't get is how said shark gets into the hot tub to eat aforementioned girls without anyone noticing?

Because everybody is too busy looking at the bikini-clad girl?

[Rob Grainger]

Didn't you read the synopsis - you're too late, they've all been eaten by sharks!

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[JimmyRopes]

I was hoping that one or two got away. :-D

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