When does a condom feel it is useless?

David Wulff

Ah, ain't life fun! :-D

David Wulff

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Anna Jayne Metcalfe

It sure is an adventure! :rolleyes: Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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Anna Jayne Metcalfe

I've noticed. ;) Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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Shog9 0

Ok, here are the problems with your rundown: #1: You scored unrequited lust as .5, as though it would contribute positively to that local social environment. I beg to differ - being around someone you care nothing for who wants you sucks. Almost as much as being around someone you want who cares nothing for you. It makes things awkward, and really takes the fun out of some otherwise good jokes. #2: You also used simple addition to calculate the totals, treating each potential pair as though it existed in a void. In truth however, many of these would be quite awkward - the straight guy and the lesbian both going after the bi chick, the bi guy and the straight guy both going after the bi chick, etc. Since you said nothing about pre-existing relationships, i would assume these were all strangers. Worst-case (and not unlikely) scenario would produce rather some nasty competition. And no-one laughs at your jokes, even if they're funny, if they see you as competition. So what do we have? Some people locked in a room, feeling awkward and resentful of each other. Oh, and claustraphobic... David Wulff wrote: Bah, where's your sense of adventure? Adventure nothing! When i want to be masochistic, i'll spend some quality time alone with my knives... --- Another factor that *could* be figured in... it's worth noting you didn't specify how *long* they would be locked up. Assuming several days to a week, and remembering you didn't mention food, my guess would be the lucky one would be the one who most liked eating raw dead human flesh. Donno how you'd go about applying this to your stats though... ---

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Nish Nishant

Dave One of us, or perhaps both of us must be crazy :-) Nish

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David Wulff

You forgot the most important one: #3: It is very unlikely, nigh on impossible, that you will get exactly one of person having each of those distinct orientations in one small room that also happens to be locked. Shog9 wrote: Adventure nothing! When i want to be masochistic, i'll spend some quality time alone with my knives... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Oh wait, you were being serious. :~

David Wulff

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David Wulff

I prefer the term mentally different... :rolleyes:

David Wulff

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Nish Nishant

David Wulff wrote: mentally different mentally different and behaviorally distinguished - thats what you and I are Nish :-)

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David Wulff

"Behaviorally distinguished" - I'll have to remember that. :cool:

David Wulff

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Nish Nishant

David Wulff wrote: "Behaviorally distinguished" - I'll have to remember that. Yup, now that you and I are agreed on this, I am wondering how to convince the others :~ Nish

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David Wulff

:laugh: Thanks Nish, I needed this. :-D

David Wulff

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Megan Forbes

Shog9 wrote: The one who gets out! :laugh: My first thoughts exactly!

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Christian Graus

Nishant S wrote: This is an original joke I just thought up by myself I could tell. Nishant S wrote: I bet this is the first original joke posted on the soap-box Yeah, but there's been others just as not funny as this one, so you need to keep working at it..... Christian NO MATTER HOW MUCH BIG IS THE WORD SIZE ,THE DATA MUCT BE TRANSPORTED INTO THE CPU. - Vinod Sharma Anonymous wrote: OK. I read a c++ book. Or...a bit of it anyway. I'm sick of that evil looking console window. I think you are a good candidate for Visual Basic. - Nemanja Trifunovic

Nish Nishant

Christian Graus wrote: Yeah, but there's been others just as not funny as this one, so you need to keep working at it..... LOL I guess you won't like any joke that doesn't do a dig at VB programers, er sorry that itself is an oxymoron eh? VB and programmer :-) Nish

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David Wulff

How about... Q: When does a condom feel it is useless? A: When it is in a locked room with a nymphomaniac on heat and a VB programmer.

David Wulff

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Nish Nishant

David Wulff wrote: Q: When does a condom feel it is useless? A: When it is in a locked room with a nymphomaniac on heat and a VB programmer. LOL This really is a good one :-) Nish

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Rohit Sinha

And how about: Q. When does a condom feel it is useless? A. When it's inside a needle factory.
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Rohit Sinha

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Paul Watson

David Wulff wrote: nymphomaniac on heat Why the double positive?

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Debs 0

Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: Actually, it's pretty clear cut. Sexuality is defined in relation to gender, not physical sex. I wouldn't personally use the term sexuality in such a limited context. It has far more variables than purely gender, depending upon how you define "sexuality", of course. Anna-Jayne Metcalfe wrote: In effect, every relationship I've ever been in was a lesbian one. For you, psychologically speaking, maybe, but not necessarily from the perspective of a (past) partner? The paradoxes involved are difficult to get my head around first thing monday morning. :~ Debbie

Anna Jayne Metcalfe

Debs wrote: I wouldn't personally use the term sexuality in such a limited context. It has far more variables than purely gender, depending upon how you define "sexuality", of course. Very true. I was dumbing it down a bit to try to help the guys understand! Debs wrote: For you, psychologically speaking, maybe, but not necessarily from the perspective of a (past) partner? The paradoxes involved are difficult to get my head around first thing monday morning. I know! It took me a while to come to terms with, believe me. It's going to take a long time for the scars to totally heal though - socially I feel like an adolescent at the moment. Anna :rose: www.annasplace.me.uk

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